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Patrick Livingston Hayes https://www.facebook.com/patrick.l.hayes?fref=ts
I'm just a man who wants to let the world know the truth about everything-- because I know everything.  


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Patrick L. Hayes is an autistic failure in life who spends most of his time fighting his autism and eminent dyslexia. He is a member of the Encyclopedia Dramatica facebook group in which he constantly is endeavoring to voice his opinions, but fails to do so, whereas his extreme mental handicaps prevent him from making any logical argument whatsoever. He constantly calls other people autistic- as this is his only defense because he himself- as previously mentioned- is autistic.


'''My Articles:'''
*[[Joseph Goebbels]]
*[[Anne Frank]]
*[[Klaus Barbie]]
*[[Heinrich Himmler]]
*[[Rosa Parks]]
*[[Hermann Göring]]
*[[George Lincoln Rockwell]]


Hayes studied at the extremely mediocre university known as Tarleton State University in Stevenville (Stephenville, you fucking retard), Texas (see: http://www.tarleton.edu/home/) where minorities and complete- scholastic fuck-tards go in hopes of obtaining a laughable degree in the field of their choosing.
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Due to his constant struggle with his supreme case of mental retardation, Patrick L. Hayes dropped out of the notably elementary university(where they hand out degrees like hotcakes to colored imbeciles like like him) only to live a meaningless life as a crane operator with his other fellow autists, working from nine to five everyday and contributing nothing even slightly close to something that could be considered intellectually stimulating/beneficial to society.
 
 
If encountered, one should patronize Hayes to the utmost degree, considering-- if intellectually threatened-- he will burst out into a whiney- autistic episode, embarrassing himself and making others feel sorry for him.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 17:20, 10 December 2021

I'm just a man who wants to let the world know the truth about everything-- because I know everything.

Sieg Heil


My Articles:

Doskido
won the Vox Dramatica prize in March of 2016.

They've been recognized for their tireless commitment to Encyclopædia Dramatica, and promise to display it proudly for times to come.
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