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*Donny Long* is a pornographic god and hero, porn director, porn production
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company owner, porn studio owner, porn webmaster, super? porn star
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extraordinaire
and porn star retiree. Donald Carlos Seoane thinks he is considered a hero
for standing up to the faggots and crossovers that have ruined straight
porn and kill wood of straight porn fans everywhere. Donny Long is HIV+ *Do=
nny
Long Studios
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php/Donny_Long_Studios>* is
the first cross-over male willing to stand up to the Gay Mafia
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DGay_Mafia&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
that
have destroyed porn actors. He is retired in the porn business in
California after his PCR/DNA came up HIV+ and sold his massive studio to
porn.com but he still is seen as a disgusting cyber stalking punk and still
posts lies, defamation and harassment about the untested gay crossovers
like *Cameron Reid
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DCameron_Reid&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
destroying
straight porn as we know it. One of the reasons Donny retired is he was
kicked out after contracting HIV which will eventually transform into full
blown AIDS like *Darren James
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DDarren_James&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
who
contracted it from a female that got it from a homosexual. He also owns and
runs an adult industry insider website XXX Film Jobs
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DXXX_Film_Jobs&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>.
He also runs XXX Gay Jobs
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DXXX_Gay_Jobs&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>,
find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn
stars real name page Donald Carlos Seoane
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php/Donald_Carlos_Seoane>
Template:Infobox
adult biography
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DTemplate:Infobox_a=
dult_biography&action=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
File:Stop hand1.png
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DSpecial:Upload&wpD=
estFile=3DStop_hand1.png>
This *Porn God* has had his wiki vandalized many times by The Gay Mafia
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DGay_Mafia&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>.
It is therefore *important* to keep this wiki alive, clean and as truthful
as possible. Donny Long is a homosexual male porn god of gayness, and
that's that. Fags, editing this wiki and calling him gay will not change
that fact.
Contents


  - 1 Donny Long's destroyed Pornography career
With the noted exception of the first point, generally a complete rewrite is a bad thing, due to the second law of thermodynamics which states that all systems are spiraling down in to disorder, also known as the law of [[User:Entropy|entropy]].
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long.27s_destroyed_Pornography_career>
  - 2 Donny Long Fun Times With Chasey Lain
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Fun_Times_With_Chasey_Lain>
  - 3 Donny Long punks Christian X
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_punks_Christian_X>
  - 4 Donny Long vs Eddie Dzial
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_vs_Eddie_Dzial>
  - 5 Donny Long Life After Porn
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Life_After_Porn>
  - 6 Donny Long Homosexual Male Cam God
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Homosexual_Male_Cam_God>
  - 7 Donny Long Forum Activity/Twitter
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Forum_Activity.2FTwitter>
  - 8 Donny Long Cult following on internet forums
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Cult_following_on_internet_forums>
  - 9 Donnyisms
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
isms>
  - 10 Donny Long They say he is behind PornWikiLeaks
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_They_say_he_is_behind_PornWikiLeaks>
  - 11 Donny Long Ganged Up on By Fags
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Ganged_Up_on_By_Fags>
      - 11.1 Donny's Revenge
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny.27s_Revenge>
  - 12 Donny Long Awards
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Awards>
  - 13 Donny Long Message Board
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Message_Board>
  - 14 Donny Long Porn Videos
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Porn_Videos>
  - 15 Donny Long Biography
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Biography>
      - 15.1 Donny Long Entrepreneur
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny_Long_Entrepreneur>
      - 15.2 Hurricanes Hit The Keys, Donny Long Businesses Forced To Close
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Hu=
rricanes_Hit_The_Keys.2C_Donny_Long_Businesses_Forced_To_Close>
      - 15.3 Donny Long Interest In Porn
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny_Long_Interest_In_Porn>
      - 15.4 Donny Long Big Break
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny_Long_Big_Break>
      - 15.5 Hurricanes Hit Again And Donny Long Moves To L.A.
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Hu=
rricanes_Hit_Again_And_Donny_Long_Moves_To_L.A.>
      - 15.6 Donny Long Arrives In L.A.
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny_Long_Arrives_In_L.A.>
      - 15.7 Donny Long Productions Is Born
      <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:=
pornwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Do=
nny_Long_Productions_Is_Born>
  - 16 Donny Long Gallery
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_Gallery>
  - 17 AAirpass
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#AAirp=
ass>
  - 18 Donny Long References
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=3Dcache:x8uPN8yC7ncJ:por=
nwikileaks.info/index.php/Main_Page+&cd=3D1&hl=3Den&ct=3Dclnk&gl=3Dus#Donny=
_Long_References>


{{#evp:youtube|iZxRgnYwgRk|Donny Long in My Big Fake Wedding by
Remember: he who is listed at the top of the history page is KING.
Vivid|right|250}} {{#evp:pornwikileaks|3|Donny Long fucks porn whore milf
for Bang Bros|left|300}}
File:Donny Long Lincoln .jpg
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estFile=3DDonny_Long_Lincoln_.jpg>
Donny Longs Lincoln navigator photo
File:Donny Long Warning.jpeg
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estFile=3DDonny_Long_Warning.jpeg>
Donny Longs Warning photo
Donny Long's destroyed Pornography career


Donny was in over 270 scenes and a shocking 50 scenes in his first 2 years
== See Also ==
in the business even though DVD sales show much lower, 261 Titles, because
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:When is it crap?]]
most of his work was on website shoots like bangbros, brazzers,
* [[Goatse]]
milfseeker.com and bangbus.com and other mutimillion dollar companies.
* [[Tfo]]
There is more scenes than any male has done in 2 years than any male in the
* [[OldDirtyBtard]]
history of porn. FALSE! He was performing every day and sometimes 3 scenes
a day and became pretty famous fast. After 2 years of his great success,
Long opened a production company Donny Long Productions and then a
studio *Donny
Long Studios
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php/Donny_Long_Studios>* this
was for his own shoots which he owned for about 2 years. DEFUNCT/BANKRUPT
The reason for the production company was because Donny got tired of
getting paid to work with whores that had just worked with


*homosexual closet fags
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DCategory:Closet_ho=
mosexual_crossovers&action=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
.
 
Donny didnt want to be risking his life sticking his penis in some whores
vagina that just got worked on in the anal area by some homosexual gay
escort working in straight porn that could have given them both *HIV
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DHIV&action=3Dedit&=
redlink=3D1>*.
After opening the production company and taking the shooting gigs of many
other of the directors that used to hire him by going over their heads
right to the companies they worked at, Donny started producing 1 to 2
scenes a day hiring a whole crew to work in his studio. Donny could now
pick and choose which brand new clean girl he wanted to work with. Donny
also warned all the girls not to work with homosexuals because of the high
HIV risk and even went as far as putting up a poster in his studio to have
them sign. See image to the right of a poster with tons of famous porn
stars signing it with a picture of closet homosexual *Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*getting
fucked in his ass by a non tested gay actor with no condom.
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<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DSpecial:Upload&wpD=
estFile=3D6a00e54fa3ec7c883300e5514283998834-800wi.jpg>
200px
 
He performed in around another 200 scenes after opening the studio and also
produced another 200 before selling his studio to porn.com. Before he sold
it he was known as a porn god that was shooting 1 to 2 scenes a day for all
the top porn companies including *Brazzers
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DBrazzers&action=3D=
edit&redlink=3D1>*
*Playboy
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DPlayboy&action=3De=
dit&redlink=3D1>*
and
many many more. {{#evp:pornwikileaks|4|Donny Long cums all over Brooklyn
Night|left|300}} Bullshit stories... porn.com didn't pay very much for
Donny's stupid company. As a matter of a fact there is no record of any
such purchase or acquisition or has porn.com used the Donny Long
Productions name on any of their content. So... sounds like BULLSHIT.
 
Donny would brag about how he could work with whoever he wanted whenever he
wanted on or off camera because of his power and not only his huge size of
being 5'9 and having a 9 inch massive cock. What he meant by this is how he
could FUCK, FUCK up, FUCK OVER, FUCK WITH ANYONE ON OR OFF CAMERA CAUSE HE
WAS A GOD! He is also DELUSIONAL and a habitual LIAR.
 
  - 1. Donny Long could work a hot little 18 year old in his office for
  free before her scene he just hired her for because of his power of hiri=
ng
  people to shoot for top companies.
 
 
  - 2. Donny Long could get paid to work her in the scene and profit for
  it if he choose to. Fantasy.
 
 
  - 3. Donny Long could work over anyone who tried to cross him like when
  he destroyed *Mark Spiegler
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DMark_Spiegler&a=
ction=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
and
  his reputation. Just google him hehehe. Online harassment.
 
 
  - 4. Donny Long could fuck-up whoever stepped to him like when he beat
  the gay piss out of gay crossover *Dick Tracey
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DDick_Tracey&act=
ion=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
outside
  a porn party on Hollywood BLVD. Never happened. Dick Tracey beat Donny
  Long's ass in the parking lot and witnesses say Donkey Dong was begging =
for
  Dick Tracey not to hit him any more. Bloody mess. Donny cream-puff. Dick
  Tracey was truly crazy and even confronted Los Angeles Police. He was
  killed in a confrontation with Los Angeles police officers. Donny Long i=
s a
  PUNK!*
 
 
  - 5. Donny Long could fuck your life up if you talked shit to him like
  when he punked out sissy 6'4 faggot *Christian X
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&act=
ion=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
publicly
  at the Vice NightClub at *Shy Love
  <http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DShy_Love&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>'*s
  birthday party. Another made up lie by Donald Carlos Seoane. Donny Long
  also attacked and libeled Shy Love on a website he now runs called ADULT=
FYI
  which is Gene Ross old site. Donny Long obtained this website through Ro=
b
  Black and Tom Byron. Gene Ross no longer runs ADULTFYI.
 
 
He sold his studio to move to Florida and retire to run his websites to
follow his dream of making money off the internet while he sleeps. He was
kicked out of the PORN industry for being too repugnant for business, he
was tested both in California and Florida as HIV+. He is infected on both
coasts. He was RAPED by 2 black former porn actors, beaten and threatened
to leave the State of California and he fled to Thailand. Christian X
showed up in Pattaya and Donny Long ran again, this time to Lima Peru.
Donny Long Fun Times With Chasey Lain
 
{{#evp:youtube|OZvsWKn6nzM|Part I - Donny Long kicking drug addict Chasey
Lain out of his studio after she showed up on set unwilling to
work|right|250}}
 
{{#evp:youtube|RBxPQLTy69I|Part II - Donny Long kicking drug addict Chasey
Lain out of his studio after she showed up on set unwilling to
work|right|250}}
 
Donny Long possessed the courage to tell porn legend and meth head
hooker Chasey
Lain
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChasey_Lain&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
to
leave his set after taking five hours to get ready tweeting out of her mind
and then still fighting about stills even though the tweeker was getting
$2500. The videos of Mr. Long's encounter with Ms. Lane are posted on
YouTube and are considered legendary. YOUTUBE also has a notoriously
hilariously funny video of Donny getting his ass beat by a group of girls
while in Thailand. His best friend Tristan Stadtmuller also calls Donny a
"failed male whore" on youtube.
Donny Long punks Christian X
 
After Donny Long got in sissy Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
face
at a porn party and made him cry cause he is too gay to fight Crissy
decided to bring 5 friends to fight Donny including *Derrick Pierce
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DDerrick_Pierce&act=
ion=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*.
Donny was working that day for *Rodney Moore
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DRodney_Moore&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
at
the Remmit Studios owned by porn star Sascha
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DSascha&action=3Ded=
it&redlink=3D1>.
When Donny overheard that there were 5 faggots outside wanting to hump him
he quickly grabbed a large pipe from the back of the studio and went and
ran outside when both Rodney and Sascha told him if he did it he would
never work for them again and talked him into not doing it saying it wasn't
worth it. After this the fags ran off when they heard Donny was going to
come out with a pipe and kill them. The facts are this... Donny Long hid
inside and refused to come outside. He could not get it up to finish his
scene and called the Agency to have Christian X and his buddies leave and
instead he had his car pulled up to the door so he could dash in and get
out of there before they could catch him. He also started calling them on
their phones and taunting them while they sat in a restaurant eating, down
the street from the studio.
 
After that the fags went online claiming Donny wouldn't come outside and
was scared so then Donny publicly challenged sissy faggot Crissy to a fight
behind Donny Long Studios
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php/Donny_Long_Studios> that
Sunday while *Brandon Iron
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DBrandon_Iron&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>*
was
renting the studio shooting a bukkake where there would be plenty of
cameras and witnesses and the back roller door would be wide open the whole
time. Donny and everyone waited all day and even called Crissy several
times while spamming the XTP fags asking where Crissy was only for him not
to show up. Here is the article taken right from adultfyi on 5/10/2008 the
article is a FAKE NEWS posting as GENE ROSS does not own the site anymore.
Donny owns/runs it and is a liar.
 
"Donny Long: Christian X Won't Fight Me Man to Man; Donny Wants Bare
Knuckles This Sunday
 
--reader speak
 
Donny Long writes: Hello gene, I am sick and tired of hearing how faggot
tranny fuckerxxx wants to fight me and is going to kick my ass.
 
You know as well as I do I don=E2=80=99t play that shit and just like when =
dick
tranny tried that shit I beat his ass at a porn party! Christian X is a
faggot pussy that won=E2=80=99t fight me alone and all my friends know it.
 
That=E2=80=99s why he cowered at a party when I got in his face and then br=
ought 5
dudes to fight me with him. I want to post this so I have proof of it!
 
After his sissy ass wouldn=E2=80=99t fight me and brought 5 of his friends =
to fight
me instead and then writes a article that I won=E2=80=99t fight him I find =
it
funny. Here is the end of it!
 
This Sunday outside the BACK of my studio bring cameras and I and he 1 on 1
will bare fist fight it out! My skinny ass beating this faggot to a bloody
pulp if he has the balls to step to the plate! Bring it! I will have plenty
of people here to make sure here doesn=E2=80=99t have his faggot friend=E2=
=80=99s stand in
for him not having the balls to fight this time. End of story done. Let=E2=
=80=99s
see how big the tranny fucker=E2=80=99s balls are? Thanks,
 
"Donny Long" and of course we all KNOW that ADULTFYI is Donny Long's site
now so this is a bluff. The yellow backed coward is a liar. He also had
direct access to beat Christian X in Thailand and he did the same thing he
RAN RABBIT RAN like he always does. On to Lima Peru.
Donny Long vs Eddie Dzial
 
In 2011, failed porn performer Eddie Dzial
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DEddie_Dzial&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
started
a war with Donny Long because Eddie couldn't get his PornWikiLeaks
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DPornWikiLeaks&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
wiki
removed. Donny has told people that he does not own the site and can do
nothing about their wikis, but Eddie wasn't taking no for an answer and
started a war in 2016 that he will without question lose. Since deciding to
wage war with Donny, Eddie's wiki has seen numerous updates, has seen a
spike in traffic and Eddie even has his own forum now,
edwardbernardprzydzial.com. GoDaddy was subpeonaed and information released
showing Donald Carlos Seoane illegally registered that domain to harass
Eddie Dzial. Donny Long is jealous of Eddie. Donkey Dong says all of
Eddie's porn is photoshopped... and is NOT real. Well, the facts are Donny
is a liar. As usual he makes up comic book stories and uses his crayons to
play bully boi online over a man who has been in the porn industry since
1978. Eddie's first appearances in porn from Vantage and Caballero Corp
came out 3 years before Donny Long was even born. Donny Long uses his hate
site pornwikileaks to harass and belittle and humiliate Eddie online. He
also libels and defames Eddie on Twitter, GAB, AdultFYI, OfficialMikeSouth
websites. Donald Carlos Seoane is a well know fabricator of false
information and an out-right LIAR. All he does "using his own words" is
LIE, LIE, LIE!
 
Note: Donny Long was confronted in 2010 by Eddie Dzial in Northridge Mall
(Northridge Ca). Dzial there with another adult female actress who Donald
Seoane was harassing... blowing up her phone making threats and trying to
scare her into working with him. Eddie grabbed her phone and told Donny "We
are at Northridge Mall right now bitch, bring your faggot ass here and show
me what you're gonna do to her you punk mother fucker!" Donny was in
Chatsworth and he came to the mall and Dzial confronted him. Donny then
went into the mens bathroom across from the Diary Queen and blocked the
door shut and called Police. Mall Security and Police showed up and took an
incident report. That's how Donny Long rolls. All mouth, no balls. Snitch
ass coward punk mother fucker. No charges were ever filed.
Donny Long Life After Porn
 
Donny Long sold his studio in a lucrative deal [lies] with a large porn
production company and parachuted out of porn a very rich man: "For those
of you that dont know, I sold my studio and moved to the beautiful Florida
keys. I am staying on a island on my awesome 43 foot house boat and I just
bought a bunch of boats for shooting. he has been spotted traveling all
over the world including Thailand, Spain, Costa Rica, Columbia, Japan,
Bahamas and many more places while living out most peoples dreams. This is
a made up fantasy story... The facts are: Donny Long tested HIV+ again in
2017 Talent Testing Service in Miami. Donald Carlos Seoane lives off
Welfare. Uses his father's home and truck to drive around Miami all day
making videos for Instagram and running from Broward County process
servers. He has pending 2 million dollar lawsuit from an attorney in
Georgia named Melissa Sanford for his online harassment on a site he opened
called candicelynnpotter.com He is also being sought in court by Judge
Kaplan for harassment and restraining orders in Broward County for
harassing Monica Foster (Alexandra Melody Mayers) Doony hides on a boat so
law enforcement cannot sneak up on him... he know's if he's caught inland
he will be arrested. He has warrants and criminal cases against him pending
in California as well. Spotted in Cuba and Miami. That is all. Donny has
NEVER been to Japan, Spain or the Bahamas. He's a loser who lives on a boat
out of fear of what will happen if he's caught inland.
 
"<ref>Donny Long did not sell his studio he went bankrupt</ref>
Donny Long Homosexual Male Cam God
 
After retiring from porn, traveling and partying, Donny Long started a
successful web cam venture that sees him performing with up to four women
at once and drawing as many as 10,000 viewers at one time, enough to fill a
medium sized theater or arena. He also runs his own web cam site where you
can watch performers from all over the world, xxxcamjobs.com. He also runs
xxxgayjobs.com where you can see where he makes his real money. He was also
chased out of Thailand for illegally performing sex on webcam there with
un-protected and un-tested civilians. There is no PCR/DNA testing protocol
in Thailand. He then had to leave Lima Peru for the same reasons. Cristian
X still performs there and has taken over the place Donny Long thought he
had control over.
Donny Long Forum Activity/Twitter
 
Donny has been repeatedly attacked online by the crossovers and gay pimps
like Mark Spiegler
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DMark_Spiegler&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
including
and not limited to posting false rumors about him everywhere and the latest
scam was to say he was the owner of PornWikiLeaksdotcom which he does not.
Mr. Long gets undeserved flak for speaking out against dangerous crossoves
closet homosexual men that work in untested gay porn and jump the fence
into straight porn risking straight peoples lives. He also denies he is one
of those men. We all know he is HIV+.
 
This is probably because the industry has become overrun with scum
like Christian
X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
,
who has brainwashed female performers into supporting him and lured closet
homosexual performers such as Derrick Pierce
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DDerrick_Pierce&act=
ion=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
and Rocco Reed
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DRocco_Reed&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
into
the seedy gay and TS side of porn. These people attack Mr. Long because
they feel he hurts their income and they wish they didnt have to be gay to
make money. What he is really doing is trying to protect the health of
straight and narrow performers. Also, there is jealousy over Mr. Long being
able to retire rich and disease free while many of these performers sold
their souls to porn and will never get out alive. Donny Long is also
delusional. All of this doesn't apply to him in his warped mind of denial.
 
Mr. Long abuses several Twitter
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DTwitter&action=3De=
dit&redlink=3D1>
accounts
which he uses to set fire to the asses of homosexuals like Christian X and =
Sean
Tompkins
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DSean_Tompkins&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
and
pimp scumbag Mark Spiegler
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DMark_Spiegler&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
as
well as several useless Fan bois
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DFan_boi&action=3De=
dit&redlink=3D1>
that
have never stepped foot onto a porn set. Because Twitter is based in
America, a country with a massive gay agenda, Mr. Long is often unfairly
banned for his truthful comments, while the homosexuals accounts go
untouched. Even trannyfucker Christian X never gets banned for his massive
spamming routine, which he performs daily. Donny neglects to add he
harasses and abuses these platforms online and uses them to victimize other
former porn workers and models, actors as well as agents and businesses who
refuse to work with him and want nothing to do with his name being attached
to them. Donny Long has become a self made pariah and is shunned by the
adult sex worker community all over the world. His websites like
pornwikileaks have cemented his fate. He has made his own life a living
hell and he continues to pour gasoline on his already burning life. He is
seriously obsessed with harassing and bashing his enemies and his former
associates. Donald Carlos Seoane is mentally disturbed.
Donny Long Cult following on internet forums
 
The phrase "Donny Long is a god" is often used on porn related forums and
blogs. This is due to the fact that Mr. Long had the career in porn that
every performer aspires to have, but seldom reaches. Mr. Long got paid to
work with beautiful women as a performer, moved on to being a studio and
production company owner and finally, sold his studio for a lot of money
and retired at 30 a very wealthy and disease free man. [False] None of this
is true. He is lying yet again. Bankrupt. Black listed out of porn.
Diagnosed HIV+ and chased out of the State of California. He is not
reffered to at all if people can help it, he is despised and avoided. He is
referred to as "Donkey Dong" and "Sponge Dick Poopy Pants" for his lack of
proper hygiene and forgetting to wipe his ass before he shoots a scene...
Also referred is the 'Vanilla Ice' meme called AIDS, AIDS BABY to the beat
of that song comes to mind. Donald Carlos Seoane is so crass and disgusting
he even infected his own wife with HIV+ by impregnating her after bringing
her from Thailand. He also forces her to swallow his nasty HIV+ infected
DNA in effect causing his unborn son to be defacto gay and HIV infected
from birth. Donny Long fears the DENTIST. He is also too poor to afford to
fix his meth head looking horse teefes (teeth)*. Snuggle toothed Donny is
afraid of the pain and the cost of getting his face fixed.
Donnyisms
 
Donnyisms
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DDonnyisms&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
are
Donny Long's signature sayings and one liners. Fagshit, Faghag, Popoff,
Fanboi, Here Catch, Kicked, AIDS
Donny Long They say he is behind PornWikiLeaks
 
Crossover scumbag Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
claims
that PornWikiLeaks is synonymous with Donny Long but there is no proof of
this. Mark Spiegler
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DMark_Spiegler&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
started
rumors about Donny being behind the site and these rumors took off with
performers who are angry at Donny for a). being able to sell his company
and get out of porn while they are stuck in their whore lifestyle forever.
b). Standing up against gays in straight scenes and having the balls to
continue doing so. They are also angry at the good work PornWikiLeaks is
doing by exposing scumbag Crossovers. Donny is a friend of the site but is
not behind it. Donald Carlos Seoane owns it, runs it, libels, defames and
harasses with it. He is the sole author/owner of the site no matter how
many times he protests... He also doesn't run ADULTFYI and
OFFICIALMIKESOUTH. Keep trying Donkey Dong it's called WINNING.
Donny Long Ganged Up on By Fags
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The Famous Trannyfucker Warning Poster
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DThe_Famous_Trannyf=
ucker_Warning_Poster&action=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
In 2008, Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
blogged
about how he and his off camera gay lover Derrick Pierce showed up on set
while Donny Long was working, to harass him about a funny poster that was
hanging in the offices of Donny Long Productions. The poster, which is now
legendary, highlighted Christian's gay work and was signed by many
respected members of the porn community including respected straight star
Lee Stone. In addition to being unprofessional - to show up and bother a
man while he is working - it was gutless for these two roid heads to show
up together for an unfair two on one match. This shows that Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
is
nothing more than a hopeless meathead who uses his size (And friends) to
intimidate, but his lack of combat skills and glass chin prevent him from
ever doing anything. He knows this from his door man days and he knew if he
showed up with Derrick Pierce it would be an unfair fight and that he could
try to save face without having to fight. We suspect Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
has
had his chin checked before by someone trained in boxing or martial arts
like Donny Long and wants no part of that feeling again.
 
Donny after this publicly challenged Chrissy to a one on one fight behind
Donny Long Studios on a Sunday after noon in front of the whole industry
while a bukkake shoot was going on by Brandon Iron inside with over 100
performers and sissy fag boy Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
never
showed up. Only in the mind of Donald Carlos Seoane.
Donny's Revenge
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*Vice*, Hollywood, CA
Shortly after this incident occured, Donny Long cornered Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
at
the Vice Nightclub in Hollywood. Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
was
without his friend Derrick Pierce and witnesses Shy Love
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DShy_Love&action=3D=
edit&redlink=3D1>
Veronica Rain
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DVeronica_Rain&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
Jack Vegas
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DJack_Vegas&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
and
many more saw this and this time Christrain X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristrain_X&actio=
n=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
wanted
no part of the beating Mr. Long was capable of putting on him. Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
cowered
behind a female porn star until he could be escorted out the buildings back
door. This is known as the infamous *Vice Nightclub Incident* and when
asked about it, Christian X
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DChristian_X&action=
=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
always
changes the subject or denies ever being at the porn party. Donny Long is
determined to push the agenda on this story but industry insiders all agree
it's a made up lie to save face. Donny, all fags and whores... lie, lie,
lie. Hey Donkey? Right.Donny Long AwardsDonny Long Message BoardDonny Long
Talk Advanced Search
<http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/index.php?a=3Dsearch>Donny
Long Porn Videos
 
*Search Donny Long Porn Videos*
<http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=3DDonny+Long&search_=
type=3Dvideos>
Donny Long BiographyPulled from Donny's blog, *donnylong.tk
<http://donnylong.tk>*:Donny Long Entrepreneur
 
*At 19 I opened a Don's Mobile Marine which was the biggest mobile boat
repair business in all of the upper keys. I basically worked my own hours
fixing and servicing boat engines. I made really good money, anywhere from
$50 to $150 an hour. My dream was to open a boat dealership and at age 25,
I had saved enough money to rent a building on US1, the main road going
through the keys. I opened Affordable Marine Inc. and opened a
consignment/repair shop to get started selling and fixing boats. I hired
people for detailing, cleaning boats and offered many services. Things grew
fast and in less than a year I had over 35 boats on my lot. I had my best
friend in the world, Manny, that also helped invest at this point as well.*
Hurricanes Hit The Keys, Donny Long Businesses Forced To Close
 
*Then four hurricanes, within like 2 to 3 months, brushed the Florida Keys.
See here:*
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Atlantic_hurricane_season
 
*There was no damage but the news teams insisted on making it seem like the
Keys were destroyed. Everyone that lives on the island makes most of their
money off the tourist. Within like 6 months after this, many companies were
forced to close, including mine due to the lack of tourists and business.
So I had around 15 boats I owned including the yacht I lived on that I
needed to do something. I was forced to go work as a salesman for the
biggest Proline boat dealership in the world, which happened to be in Key
Largo. I was able to store and sell a lot of the boats off their lot.*
 
*Sadly for Miami Florida there is a leech named Donny Long trying to suck
the lifeblood out of the adult industry. Attacking Hussie Models is a
desperate attempt by a loser trying to damage a company that has went far
beyond leaps and bounds of anything Mr. Seoane has ever done. Donny Long
can't even run his own boat business properly=E2=80=A6 Florida natives reme=
mber:*
 
Donny was a successful entrepreneur, running Don's Mobile Marine out of
Florida, opening the business at just 19 years of age.
 
Donny then opened Affordable Marine Inc at age 25 and opened a
consignment/repair shop to get started selling and fixing boats. He hired
people for detailing, cleaning boats and offered many services. Things grew
fast and in less than a year he had over 35 boats on his lot.
 
Donny's failed boat business, FACT:
 
"Don't deal with Don's Mobile Marine or Affordable Marine Inc. off US1. Run
by an individual name Donald Carlos Seoane. This guy has no clue what he's
doing. He is a moron and why this jerk owns a company that deals with boats
has me completely confused. Has no clue how to run business. In an awful
location. Why do all the boats he is selling look like he salvaged them?
Why do all the boats look like he bought them from a Cuban Junk Yard?
 
15 to 25 boats out here at any one time just rotting. I never see anyone
here maintaining these derelict looking boats so where is the "owner" and
why does he have no staff taking care of the docks? Two of the boats look
like they have partially sunk. I've been here several times and Mr. Seoane
is never here. The last time I stopped by the place was closed and it was 2
in the afternoon. Who runs this donkey show? I will never return here to do
business. Unprofessional and dangerous. Imagine someone who's not familiar
with boating coming here and getting killed by stepping into a area and the
boat tips or sinks=E2=80=A6 and imagine buying a boat from this irresponsib=
le way
of doing business."
 
Terrible.
 
=E2=80=94Customer review of Long's boat business by Darren MacLusky.
Donny Long Interest In Porn
 
*In my free time at work, I would surf a lot of porn. I was a big fan
of Bangbros and a lot of the bigger porn websites. I started to see that
porn looked liked it could be a big business. I wanted to get in bad and
started to email several companies. I got an email from the owner of the
production company of Bangbros and he wanted to meet me.*
 
*I met him one morning for coffee and a bagel in Cutler Ridge, which is
half way between the keys and Miami Beach, where their offices were. He
told me that 1 in 500 guys cold do this and that the chances were slim I
would be able to perform for the camera because holding wood and popping on
command is just not as easy as it seems when you're in front of camera
people. He wanted me to come in for a test shoot. Basically a shoot with a
girl that would not be published and I would not be paid and the girl would
only get like $250.*
Donny Long Big Break
 
*So I went down to their offices and got my big chance. The girl was 2
hours late and she was a fat black hag with saggy titties and bad breath.
She was half black and half Mexican. She came with her ride, this ghetto
black hooker. I was doomed and I didn't know whether to leave or do it. So
the famous bus driver named Ugly from the Bangbus walks in and the owner
says for him to film it. Now I am really nervous. Well I did the shoot and
was able to get wood and fuck the girl and pop twice. After that I did
about 35 scenes in Florida for all the companies including Score group,
Azure, Zmaster and a couple others.*
Hurricanes Hit Again And Donny Long Moves To L.A.
 
*Then another hurricane hit. This time it hit Miami Beach where I had moved
to and hit hard. There was no power within like 400 miles and after a
couple days of this and with the news saying there would be no power for a
month or more, I decided to hop on a plane to L.A. I had never been to L.A.
and only knew a couple girls that I had worked with in Miami that lived in
L.A. I had 2 flat tires on my truck and no gas, all because of the storm.
There was not a gas station for 400 miles open. I got in a cab to West Palm
Beach and paid a $150 dollar cab ride to sit on a stand by flight. I sat at
the airport all day and the third and last plane out I got the last seat.*
Donny Long Arrives In L.A.
 
*I got to LA and was having a porn star named Randi Wright picking me up at
the airport. I get off the plane and walk towards the outside doors and
almost get trampled by 50 to 100 cops running after some black guy through
the airport. They lost the guy and never caught him. I am thinking great,
where did this plane take me? Anyways, I spent 3 weeks trying to get work
out here and then things blew up for me. I was working 2 and 3 times a day
and couldn't leave to go back. I Fedex the keys to my navigator to a friend
of mine that was a Pizza Hut driver in Miami Beach and paid over $1000
dollars to get him to empty my apartment and drive the truck to L.A. I then
flew him back to Miami Beach. In a short time got my own place and did over
500 scenes in 2 years here.*
Donny Long Productions Is Born
 
*I started to learn the business very well and was learning that the
company owners were the ones who make the real money. I bought a video
camera and still camera and started to shoot some of my own stuff with the
girls. I then opened a productions
company. http://www.donnylongproductions.com
<http://www.donnylongproductions.com/>. After 1 month I rented a studio
from a friend because location costs were killing me. I then opened Donny
Long Studios
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php/Donny_Long_Studios>. I
have shot now in less than 6 months in business, hundreds of scenes for a
lot of the big companies. Now I sit in my office and do a lot of the
business stuff. Phone calls, paper work, emailing, messenger and so on. I
hold a camera when I can but have a very good friend from Florida of 7
years here helping me that I have trained. I pretty much fuck the girls I
want to fuck when I feel like fucking. I am living a teenager's wet dream.
I sometimes forget how good I have it compared to a lot of peoples normal
life and take things for granted. I work round the clock and I can say if
anyone is a workaholic. it's me. My goal is to have my company built so
someone can run it here in L.A. and I can travel back to the Keys to film
and have another yacht there. I want to have my own reality websites to
update weekly. I am far from getting this because of filming for everyone
else's stuff at the moment but I hope to get there one day.*
Donny Long GalleryAAirpass
 
Donny is an American Airlines AAirpass card holder. As such, he can be in
any city in the world at the snap of his fingers. Donny might be in Miami
today, Los Angeles tomorrow, Tokyo the next day and any number of places
the next day. He is truly a world traveling god. For this reason, pimp Mark
Spiegler
<http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/index.php?title=3DMark_Spiegler&acti=
on=3Dedit&redlink=3D1>
can
never track him down and never knows what part of the world porn god Long
is partying in today. Spiegler stalks King Long because Long has hurt the
gay child rapists reputation. Good luck finding him, Fagler, without
matching Donny's AAirpass card.
 
Donald Carlos Seoane has no credit card. Has no credit rating as of May
2018. Under the radar.
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Latest revision as of 19:12, 1 November 2018


Complete rewrite is part of a series on final solutions.


[crackersGas the...]

Also known as Burning Down The House, Format C:, or Aunt Flo Is Visiting.

  • On Encyclopedia Dramatica, a good place to look for articles needing a complete rewrite is the Crap category - articles in need of a rewrite are so marked with the {{crap}} template.
  • On Apple products, a "complete rewrite" entails downloading the latest crapfest from kernel.org, adding a fat and ugly interface and then claiming to have invented unix.
  • On LiveJournal a complete rewrite is more or less the equivalent of removing an entry (or select contents thereof) in order to not offend and lose the money of corporate sponsors.
  • A normally-good band will "re-invent" themselves into a shitty band in order to drive up sales, usually by adopting a "punk rawk" persona.

With the noted exception of the first point, generally a complete rewrite is a bad thing, due to the second law of thermodynamics which states that all systems are spiraling down in to disorder, also known as the law of entropy.

Remember: he who is listed at the top of the history page is KING.

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