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| '''The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch ''' is an alpaca ranch ran by [[trannies]] located in Westcliffe, [[Colorado]] in an attempt to create an [[IRL]] [[safe space]] away from dirty [[cis scum]] [[heterosexuals]]. These gun-toting [[anarchist]] trannies have been harassing their neighbors since 2019. As of January 2022, there are thirteen tranny ranchers. The idea of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is the [[SJW|woke]] [[journalist]]'s wet dream. Thus, it is the subject of various fluff pieces depicting them as God's gift to animals. In reality, the alpacas are living in tiny tin sheds and have their fur sheared BEFORE winter, resulting in them freezing to death.
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| Raising alpacas for their fur is not a lucrative venture at all so these anti-[[government]] "anarchists" are living off tax deductions and money they raise on endless GoFundMe fundraisers. The Troon Squad has been unable to run a profitable business even after being handed $110,000 on a silver platter by [[antifa]] allies. It turns out ranching is a science and some bumbling troons can't just buy some land and guess how to raise livestock.
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| When the ranchers aren't neglecting their livestock, they like to spend their time crying on Twitter about "[[Nazi]] [[Trump]] supporters" that "threaten them" and make up stories about them killing the alpacas. The troon squad protects itself from the mean [[right-wing|right-wingers]] by calling them out on [[Facebook]]. Those [[fascists]] are surely shaking in their boots now!
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| [[File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch animal abuse.png|thumb|The alpacas lovingly being left to freeze in the snow]]
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| [[File:Tenacious Unicorn Ranch alpaca living conditions.jpg|thumb|The alpacas packed together. Note the exposed insulation the alpacas have chewed on.]]
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| ==Notable Ranchers==
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| ! colspan="2"|'''The Current Cast'''
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| |'''Penelope'''
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| |Phillip Matthew Logue is the founder of the ranch and the leader of the troon goons who goes by Penny. He was [[Rape|ass-raped]] as a child (no surprise) and now copes by larping with other non-passing trannies at his ranch. Used to be in the [[Army]] and fathered two children, one of whom he tried to troon out at the tender age of 4. He owns at least two trans subs. Phil acts like an [[Internet Tough Guy]] and has literally said "If you want to come shoot at me, shoot at me" but if anyone as much as comes close to his property, he becomes a professional victim.
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| |'''Kathryn'''
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| |Kevin Gibes is the stereotypical obnoxious tranny and the fan favorite among [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farmers]]. He is Penny's [[BDSM]] slave that never does any physical work despite living on a ranch. Kevin generally spends his days rambling on [[Twitter]] about his neo-vagina and begging for money to his pay his bills while spending his stimulus checks on toys. Kevin is also a [[furry]] because of course he is.
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| |'''Salina'''
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| |40 year old who abandoned his wife and kids to neglect alpacas and have degenerate BDSM sex on a safespace ranch with other disgusting looking trans womyn.
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| |'''Jen'''
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| |Jen AKA Micheal is a stunning and brave [[Coprophagia|coprophile]] trans woman. His shit eating adventures were [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721 outted] on [[SomethingAwful]]
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| |'''Sky'''
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| |The battered (wife?) of Bonnie, an ex-rancher. Bonnie ran off with Kindness, a biological woman to obtain some grade-A, [[true and honest]] [[pussy]] instead of a rotting fleshhole.
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| ! colspan="2"|'''Previous Members'''
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| |'''Bonnie '''
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| |Bonnie, [[Deadname]]: Paul Alexander Mendoza, is a [[spic]] from [[Peru]] and co-owner of the ranch (under his mother's name of course). Like Penny, he also trooned out as a coping mechanism from [[child abuse|childhood trauma]] due to being [[molested]] by his father. Bonnie is a huge [[misogynist]] despite being a trans-woman. He describes real women as "catty and too worried about aesthetics" which is Spanish for "not willing to indulge in the delusions of an ugly looking man dressed as a woman". Bonnie was married to a guy named Sky until he ran away with a batshit insane female to male troon named Kindness. Loves to bitch about the government despite receiving [[welfare|disability buxx]] and food stamps from it. Pretends to have [[Multiple personality disorder]] like his [[girlfriend]], Kindness.
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| |'''Kindness'''
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| |Alyssa Jo Frauens is an absolute basketcase who collects rats. She was kicked off the ranch after being there for a week for having a massive meltdown when someone questioned her self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder. She is a female to male tranny dating male to female tranny Bonnie, a relationship so [[gay|queer]], it's straight. Alyssa is currently a professional dog-sitter while Bonnie leeches off of her. She even has her own [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kindness-alyssa-jo-frauens-kindkinkster-aj-frauens-stella-lawrence-zion-stellar-paul-mendoza-bonnie-nelson-bonniemakes.101025/ Kiwi Farms thread!]
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| |'''October Evans'''
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| |So annoying, the other ranchers were told to "shoot on site" if spotted near the property.
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch womyn.png|The Troon Squad
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| </gallery>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Christian Weston Chandler]] - Kevin Gibes on crack
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| * [[Waco]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tenaciousunicorn Their Etsy. Go ahead, buy some low quality alpaca yarn]
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| *[https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch Official Twatter]
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