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| ==Howard Unruh==
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| |+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Martin Bryant'''
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| | '''Born'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | May, 7, 1967
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| |'''Nationality'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Australia|Ausfailia]] [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|Australia]]
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| |'''[[High_score|Highscore]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 35, Injured 23
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| |'''Style'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | FPS, Single Player
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| |'''[[An Hero]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | No (Captured)
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| |'''Status'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Vanned|V&]] for 1,035 years
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| |'''[[High_score|Rank]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | {{highscorelist}}
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| '''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|first mass shooter in Amerimutt history]]. He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Luger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[You|edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people]]. Guess that [[Gay sex|military training]] paid off, eh?
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| ==Howie's Early Life==
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| Howie was born to [[Your dad|Sam Unruh]] and [[Your mom|Freda]] [[Balls|Vollmer]]. He also had a [[13-year-old boy|younger brother named James]].
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