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{{ibhead|<big>'''Jazz Jennings'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6th 2000}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[America|American]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|@JazzJennings__}}}}
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'''Jazz Jennings''' is a 22 year old [[tranny|trans-identified biological male]] who was mercilessly psyopped as a toddler by his own mother '''Jeanette Jennings''' into believing that he is a girl in a boy's body. As one of the youngest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly rose to celebrity status among the [[faggot|alphabet community]] as a trans poster child and has since been heralded as a shining example of what you can accomplish when you convince an impressionable little boy that he really likes wearing a dress.
Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about LGBT political issues, mainly focusing on new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. [[Irony|Ironically]], his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.
==I Am Jazz==
[[File:I_Am_Jazz_book.jpg|thumb|300px|left|"That's right, Timmy. [[Jew|Jewish]] doctors can make you into a pretty girl too!"]]
Jazz allegedly began to express when he was only 3 years old that he felt more like a girl than a boy. The vast majority of all children who experience such confusing feelings will resolve them on their own before reaching adulthood, absent of psychiatric intervention. Of course, while any sensible, rational parent acting in good faith with the toddler's wellbeing would have simply dismissed his silly suggestion as an over-active imagination, Jazz's mother took advantage of the situation. Fully encouraging his new identity, and validating him with praise for playing with dolls and enjoying the color pink, Jeanette began artfully manipulating him down a lifelong path that would reward her with social gratification in the form of fame and attention.
A reality TV series has documented Jazz's life for 8 seasons and counting, showcasing for the entire world all the most personal details about his dating life, his relationships with his friends and family, his medical issues, and his obviously declining mental health. He has been filmed numerous times laying on an operating table while doctors are working on the mutilated remains that used to be his cock and balls, and he is frequently shown breaking into tears from the crushing weight of being a living medical experiment. His mother Jeanette once explained on the show that, in reaction to Jazz's increasing reluctance to shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up, she has literally "woken [Jazz] out of dead sleep, taken the dilator, put the lubrication on it, and said 'Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!'"
==Medical Complications==
Jazz was prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy starting at age 12. Now that he is an adult, just about everything imaginable about his transition has gone wrong. He still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. The development of his genitalia was stunted to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole thing was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. He is sterile, his nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual pleasure. "Gender affirming care" has essentially rendered him a eunuch with [[tits]] and a gaping axe wound.
[[File:Jazz_Jennings_large.jpg|thumb|250px|Gluttony is the historical vice of the eunuch, for they are allowed no other pleasures.]]
As a result of trauma inflicted from a life of being a medical experiment on public display, he now suffers from severe depression, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause is simply transphobia. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed an eating disorder and gained more than 100 lbs. in roughly one year's time. Whether his overeating developed as a comforting habit or as a result of his hypothalamus having been damaged by hormone therapy is the subject of debate, but most agree that is it likely some combination of the two. Jazz experiences general malaise on a daily basis, and often complains that he does not "feel like himself, ever." These feelings of normlessness and confusion have been said to echo those of '''David Reimer''', another male who was raised as a girl from infancy by the advice of '''Dr. John Money''', following a botched circumcision which rendered his penis completely destroyed. David [[An hero|committed suicide]] with a [[Shotgun Mouthwash|sawed-off shotgun]] in a grocery store parking lot at the age of 38.
Jazz Jennings will most likely 41% himself before he's 30.
==See Also==
*[[Tranny]]
*[[Faggot]]

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