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| [[Image:ReginaHill2022.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chicago]] <s>has</s> had competition]]
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| '''Regina Hill'''<sup><small>'''[[Nigger|N]]'''</small></sup> is the ''former'' city commissioner of [[Shit nobody cares about|District 5]] in [[Food Not Bombs|Orlando, FL]]. On April 1st, 2024, Ron Desantis fired this [[Hillary Clinton|super]]-[[Joe Biden|predator]] from a [[Tubgirl|position]] she somehow managed to hold for 10+ years, and for reasons which could best be described as an [[LOLWUT|Uncle Tom's interpretation of acquiring power of attorney]]. Not only does this [[Dying alone|serve as military grade ammunition]] in terms of [[Check Your Privilege|confirmation bias]] for every other race on this god forsaken earth, it also shows just how deep and incurable the "nigs will nog" condition is: '''this ''58 year old nigger'' financially exploited a ''96 year old woman'' for at least two years straight'''.
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| == Who? ==
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| According to [[TOW|some other wiki]], she won 1,612 votes against a literal Shaneequa who only tallied 586 votes. Interestingly, one Samuel Chambers a few districts over amassed a staggering 369 votes while largely advocating for free school lunches in direct comparison to Regina, whose sole platform was a [[Faggotry|YMCA punchline]] sprinkled with offensive amounts of "muh redemption".
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| == The Charges ==
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| With an extensive police record which begins only two years after AIDS was rightfully introduced into the black population, but only one year before Quaaludes were banned from the gay population, a little bit of foreshadowing occurred along the way for our subjects so-called "character development": writing bad checks. Using said trivia alone, let's all read along together and pretend that "nobody could have saw this coming".
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| !Guilty?
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| !Charge
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| |Three counts of exploiting the elderly
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| |One count of enacting a scheme to defraud someone of more than $50,000
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| |One count of falsifying someone's identity to make a purchase exceeding $100,000
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| |One count of fraudulently using the identity of a parent / caretaker / legal guardian / custodian
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| |One count of mortgage fraud
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| |✓✓✓✓✓
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| |Bonus: [[Fact|One non-legal, federally and / or municipally unrecognized count of being an absolute fucking nigger]]
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| == Quotes ==
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| [[Image:ReginaHillThankingOrlando.png|thumb|right|White people be all like]]
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| {{quote|It’s unfortunate that I have been thrust into these circumstances with these allegations. Unfortunate not just for me but for (the 96-year-old woman) , whom I’ve loved and cared for like my own family. I trust in God above all things, and I trust in the process. After ten years of service for the City of Orlando, I’ve illustrated my love and compassion for my constituents, my city, and my family. I know the truth; I know I’m entitled to due process, in which I trust, and I will await my day in court to prove my innocence.|Regina Hill, knowing damn well "due process" means "I ''am'' the system, itself"}}
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| == Videos ==
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| |<youtube>o3Egabm9Ic8</youtube><br />Disgraceful
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| |<youtube>DZ87kr5_ofk</youtube><br />After posting bond
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| |<youtube>Z7b45q1bxt4</youtube><br />Before posting bond
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| }}}}
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| <h2>There Is No "See Also" Section</h2>
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| Instead, we are left with the reality of how the left and the right have always been one in the same. [[Autism|There is a word for those saying otherwise]].<br /><br /><br />
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