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{{spoilers|text=Jack "Nasty" Twist gets murdered and Heath Ledger dies}}


[[Image:Gayfight.jpg|thumb|A scene from ''Brokeback Mountain'']]
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[[Image:GayCowboyBrokebackScene.jpg|thumb|Another scene from the movie.]]
'''Brokeback Mountain''' (also known as '''Bareback Mountin'''') is widely known as the movie in which [[Heath Ledger]] admitted to being a raging faggot. Because of the epic [[lulz]] that resulted, a bunch of [[catholic|faggots]] decided to come after [[hollywood|his wood]]. Despite playing totally not queer characters like the Joker in Dark Knight's Enormous Dick Rises, complete with scenes where he repeatedly licks Batman's dried cum from his lips, Heath Ledger was never able to convince the public he was a sane, stable, heterosexual individual for some strange reason.
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[[Image:brokebackr1.jpg|thumb|A spoof of brokeback mountain.  See: [[Gloom]] ]]
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==Summary==
Though not quite as gay as Prince of Persia, this film also gave some indication that Jake Gyllenhaal likes to wear his underwear on the outside, ''if you know what I mean?''
'''Bareback Mountin'''' (moar like '''Heath Ledgers Big Gay Love Fountain''' amiright?) is widely known as the movie in which [[Heath Ledger]] admitted to being a raging faggot.  Because of the epic [[lulz]] that resulted, a bunch of [[catholic|faggots]] decided to come after [[hollywood|his wood]].  Many could argue that Big Gay Mountain Orgy was what caused Mr. Ledger to be painkiller pwn'd, and they would be absolutely fucking right.  Not days after Bareback Sick Fuck was released to the public, [[Barack Obama|God]] realized that Heath Ledger had gone astray and therefore needed to be [[pwnd]].
 
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==Plot==
==Plot==
{{spoilers|text=Jack "Nasty" Twist gets murdered}}
[[Image:heath-ledger.png|thumb|right|[[X? In my Y?|It's more likely than you think.]]]]
{{spoilers|text=Heath Ledger dies}}
[[Image:Gayfight.jpg|thumb|right|A scene from ''Brokeback Mountain'']]


Here are the main outlines of the plot:
Here are the main outlines of the plot:
 
*After [[World War II]] ended, two [[furries]] start herding sheep.
* After [[World War II]] ended, two [[furries]] start herding sheep.
 
*Unable to fuck the sheep, they become sexually frustrated and begin to turn.
*Unable to fuck the sheep, they become sexually frustrated and begin to turn.
*They decide to have [[buttsecks]] instead.
*They decide to have [[buttsecks]] instead.
*As you are a [[lie|heterosexual male]] you will not understand how much [[baw]] and [[srs]] this movie is.  At least that's what your [[fap|girlfriend]] likes to scream into your ear every time you make a gay joke about it.
*As you are a [[lie|heterosexual male]] you will not understand how much [[baw]] and [[srs]] this movie is.  At least that's what your [[fap|girlfriend]] likes to scream into your ear every time you make a gay joke about it.
 
*Cowboys don't need condoms.
**Cowboys don't need condoms.
 
[[Image:heath-ledger.png|thumb|[[X? In my Y?|It's more likely than you think.]]]]
 
<center>'''Typical scene from Brokeback Mountain'''</center>
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==Origin==
==Origin==
Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx (moar like poke annies vagina amiright?), whose stories are of a similar gay magnitude. As a result of the small size of the short story (and Heath Ledger's [[dongs|amazing acting performance]]), the movie is filled with lots of bullshit filler material. Only four things from the original story remain in the movie:
Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx, who won a big-ass award because her shitty, preachy story had tender scenes of faggotry in it. (The Color Purple did the same thing, but with lesbians.) As a result of the small size of the short story (and Heath Ledger's [[dongs|amazing acting performance]]), the movie is filled with lots of bullshit filler material. Only two things from the original story remain in the movie:
# Gay Sex
# Gay Sex
# Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex
# Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex. (With men.)
# Jack Twist gets beaten to death with a tire iron and left to die, only for necrophiliacs to have gay sex with him in the sequel.
# Sheep
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT|PROFIT!]]
 


[[gay|Jake Gyllenhaal]] has a very convincing performance wherein he takes it in the ass from [[Heath Ledger]], who lubes Jack Twist up with lots of spit. [[Heath Ledger]] also wishes he knew how to quit [[gay|Jake Gyllenhaal]], even though his name is Ennis (moar like anus amiright???).


{{TV}}
The remainder of the storyline was lifted from "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" from [[South Park]]. Trey Parker and Matt Stone attempted to sue, but quickly discovered not only does faggotry provide immunity to legal action, but they'd already ripped off so much shit to cram into South Park's nearest convenient orifice, nobody would take them seriously.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:BROKE.JPG
Image:brokebackr1.jpg||A spoof of Brokeback Mountain.  See: [[Gloom]]
Image:GayCowboyBrokebackScene.jpg|Another scene from the movie.
</gallery></center>
==See Also==
*[[Ram Ranch]]


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Latest revision as of 11:01, 25 September 2024

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Jack "Nasty" Twist gets murdered and Heath Ledger dies!!!1

Brokeback Mountain (also known as Bareback Mountin') is widely known as the movie in which Heath Ledger admitted to being a raging faggot. Because of the epic lulz that resulted, a bunch of faggots decided to come after his wood. Despite playing totally not queer characters like the Joker in Dark Knight's Enormous Dick Rises, complete with scenes where he repeatedly licks Batman's dried cum from his lips, Heath Ledger was never able to convince the public he was a sane, stable, heterosexual individual for some strange reason.

Though not quite as gay as Prince of Persia, this film also gave some indication that Jake Gyllenhaal likes to wear his underwear on the outside, if you know what I mean?

Plot

It's more likely than you think.
A scene from Brokeback Mountain

Here are the main outlines of the plot:

  • After World War II ended, two furries start herding sheep.
  • Unable to fuck the sheep, they become sexually frustrated and begin to turn.
  • They decide to have buttsecks instead.
  • As you are a heterosexual male you will not understand how much baw and srs this movie is. At least that's what your girlfriend likes to scream into your ear every time you make a gay joke about it.
  • Cowboys don't need condoms.


Reaction

Weightlifting enthusiast Fereck was known to ejaculate 12 times during a screening of Brokeback Mountain that took place behind his local Gold's Gym. He said this broke his previous record of 9 times which was set as a reaction to Home Alone 2.

Origin

Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx, who won a big-ass award because her shitty, preachy story had tender scenes of faggotry in it. (The Color Purple did the same thing, but with lesbians.) As a result of the small size of the short story (and Heath Ledger's amazing acting performance), the movie is filled with lots of bullshit filler material. Only two things from the original story remain in the movie:

  1. Gay Sex
  2. Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex. (With men.)


The remainder of the storyline was lifted from "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" from South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone attempted to sue, but quickly discovered not only does faggotry provide immunity to legal action, but they'd already ripped off so much shit to cram into South Park's nearest convenient orifice, nobody would take them seriously.

Gallery

  • A spoof of Brokeback Mountain. See: Gloom
    A spoof of Brokeback Mountain. See: Gloom
  • Another scene from the movie.
    Another scene from the movie.

See Also

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