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[[Image:Catamorphism_3.jpg|thumb|I'm unique!  Pay attention to me!]]
[[Image:Catamorphism.jpg|thumb|CALL ME THEY, I AM [[not|NOT]] A MAN!!!11]]
'''Cata[[otherkin|morph]]<nowiki>ism</nowiki>''' is a [[Wikipedia]] editor/[[lolcow]]/[[sick|gender nazi.]]  '''His''' M.O. is to revamp all dispute discussion into a conversation about '''his''' gender.  '''He''' is known for flaring up at anyone who does not acknowledge '''his''' claim to be "genderqueer" (more like JEWderqueer, [[amirite]]?) and at anyone who doesn't address '''him''' as "singular they".  Generally, people are not inclined to use bad [[grammar]] to [[Hitler|appease]] this douche, but the flaming is usually significant enough to make people lose focus on the article and let '''him''' do whatever they want, because to revert '''him''' without <s>arguing over '''his''' gender</s> discussing the changes is a [[ad hominem|personal attack]], lol.
[[Image:Catamorphism_2.jpg|thumb|Ugly girl mode, complete with [[fat|stretch pajamas]]]]
[[Image:Catamorphism_3.jpg|thumb|See?  I'm unique!  Pay attention to me!]]
[[Image:Catamorphism_4.jpg|thumb|Catamorphism trying to prove himself to ED editors.]]
'''Cata[[otherkin|morph]]<nowiki>ism</nowiki>''' is a [[Wikipedia]] editor/[[lolcow]]/[[sick|gender nazi.]]  '''His''' M.O. is to revamp all dispute discussion into a conversation about his gender.  '''He''' is known for flaring up at anyone who does not acknowledge his claim to be "genderqueer" (more like JEWderqueer, [[amirite]]?) and at anyone who doesn't address him as "singular they".  Generally, people are not inclined to use bad [[grammar]] to [[Hitler|appease]] this douche, but the flaming is usually significant enough to make people lose focus on the article and let '''him''' do whatever they want, because to revert '''him''' without <s>arguing over his gender</s> discussing the changes is a [[ad hominem|personal attack]], lol.


'''His''' gender fanaticism [[fail|cost]] '''him''' adminship[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Catamorphism] and '''he''' [[wikibreak|took an indefinite wikibreak]][http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&oldid=66172055], which '''he''' is [[now|currently]] still on.  Had '''his''' adminship succeeded, '''his''' sexual deviance would have qualified '''him''' for the Authorized [http://sonicgivesadviceonrape.ytmnsfw.com/ Anal Rape] branch of dealing with [[vandal]]s.
'''His''' gender fanaticism [[fail|cost]] '''him''' adminship[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Catamorphism] and '''he''' [[wikibreak|took an indefinite wikibreak]][http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&oldid=66172055], which '''he''' is [[now|currently]] still on.  Had '''his''' adminship succeeded, '''his''' sexual deviance would have qualified '''him''' for the Authorized [http://sonicgivesadviceonrape.ytmnsfw.com/ Anal Rape] branch of dealing with [[vandal]]s.


== Dealing with they ==
== Dealing with '''him''' ==
If you encounter '''him''' on any dispute, the best way to milk '''him''' for lulz is to constantly refer to Catamorphism as '''he''', '''him''' or '''his''' and completely ignore any attempts '''he''' makes to "correct" you.  This will generally cause the involved editors to erupt in lulz, and will decrease '''his''' chances of becoming an admin.
If you encounter '''him''' on any dispute, the best way to milk '''him''' for lulz is to constantly refer to Catamorphism as '''he''', '''him''' or '''his''' and completely ignore any attempts '''he''' makes to "correct" you.  This will generally cause the involved editors to erupt in lulz, and will decrease '''his''' chances of becoming an admin.


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{{Quote|What I did to Catamorphism, nominating her for [[Bureaucratic fuck|adminship]] when I knew she would be [[attack]]ed visciously and shot down was just my sick idea of fun. I have to admit, I [[Hater|hate]] bull[[dykes]], and I've hated bulldykes ever since I saw them on my [[college]] campus. [[Liberal|They]] told us to be [[Bullshit|tolerant]], but I just can't. There's a certain degree of conformity and decorum that must be maintained. Catamorphism had [[Unrealistic expectations|better change her attitude]] if she wants to get a real [[job]].|[[User:PreciousBodilyFluids|Brian G Crawford]]}}
{{Quote|What I did to Catamorphism, nominating her for [[Bureaucratic fuck|adminship]] when I knew she would be [[attack]]ed visciously and shot down was just my sick idea of fun. I have to admit, I [[Hater|hate]] bull[[dykes]], and I've hated bulldykes ever since I saw them on my [[college]] campus. [[Liberal|They]] told us to be [[Bullshit|tolerant]], but I just can't. There's a certain degree of conformity and decorum that must be maintained. Catamorphism had [[Unrealistic expectations|better change her attitude]] if she wants to get a real [[job]].|[[User:PreciousBodilyFluids|Brian G Crawford]]}}


== Links ==
==Gallery==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Catamorphism Info] (see [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&oldid=66156217 earlier version] if need be)


[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_Talk:Catamorphism Troll]
<center><gallery>
Image:Catamorphism.jpg|CALL ME THEY, I AM [[not|NOT]] A MAN!!!11
Image:Catamorphism_2.jpg|Ugly girl mode, complete with [[fat|stretch pajamas]]
Image:Catamorphism_4.jpg|Catamorphism trying to prove '''himself''' to EDitors.
</gallery></center>


[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Catamorphism Stalk]
== Links ==
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Catamorphism Info] (see [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&oldid=66156217 earlier version] if need be)
[http://catamorphism.livejournal.com ElJay]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_Talk:Catamorphism Troll]
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Catamorphism Stalk]
[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/User_talk:Catamorphism Mock him here]
*[http://catamorphism.livejournal.com ElJay]
 
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[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&action=edit Redirect to [[Man]]]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Catamorphism&action=edit Redirect to Man]


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Latest revision as of 16:34, 6 April 2018

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I'm unique! Pay attention to me!

Catamorphism is a Wikipedia editor/lolcow/gender nazi. His M.O. is to revamp all dispute discussion into a conversation about his gender. He is known for flaring up at anyone who does not acknowledge his claim to be "genderqueer" (more like JEWderqueer, amirite?) and at anyone who doesn't address him as "singular they". Generally, people are not inclined to use bad grammar to appease this douche, but the flaming is usually significant enough to make people lose focus on the article and let him do whatever they want, because to revert him without arguing over his gender discussing the changes is a personal attack, lol.

His gender fanaticism cost him adminship[1] and he took an indefinite wikibreak[2], which he is currently still on. Had his adminship succeeded, his sexual deviance would have qualified him for the Authorized Anal Rape branch of dealing with vandals.

Dealing with him

If you encounter him on any dispute, the best way to milk him for lulz is to constantly refer to Catamorphism as he, him or his and completely ignore any attempts he makes to "correct" you. This will generally cause the involved editors to erupt in lulz, and will decrease his chances of becoming an admin.

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What I did to Catamorphism, nominating her for adminship when I knew she would be attacked visciously and shot down was just my sick idea of fun. I have to admit, I hate bulldykes, and I've hated bulldykes ever since I saw them on my college campus. They told us to be tolerant, but I just can't. There's a certain degree of conformity and decorum that must be maintained. Catamorphism had better change her attitude if she wants to get a real job.
 

 
 

Brian G Crawford

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