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[[Image:Geoff Plourde.jpg|left|"He shore has a purty mouth." --Terry Koeckritz]]


Enter Geoff Plourde, sufficiently summarized as the wet dream of every amorous Republican Senator.
'''"He shore has a purty mouth."''' --Terry Koeckritz


Geoff Plourde is a [[nerd]]y [[white]] [[Conservapedia]] admin trapped in the Gomorrahesque [[liberal]] stronghold of northern [[California]]. Like all good [[conservative]]s, he hates Jews, black persons, and liberals, loves [[Jesus]], and [[masturbate]]s to [[Ann Coulter]].
Enter Geo.plrd, sufficiently summarized as the wet dream of every amorous Republican Senator. He was one of the first administrators of Conservapedia, who survived Schlafly's purges with inconsequential edits, garnering promotion in the process. He is obviously rebelling against [[Atheist|godless]] [[hippie]] parents who are too busy getting high and fucking to properly supervise their little dittohead on the internet, and as a result he has developed terminal [[USI]] from the flattery [[Andy Schlafly]]'s [[pedo]] goons employ during the grooming process.


Geoff is obviously rebelling against [[Atheist|godless]] [[hippie]] parents who are too busy getting high and fucking to properly supervise their little dittohead on the internet, and as a result he has developed terminal [[USI]] from the flattery [[Andy Schlafly]]'s [[pedo]] goons employ during the grooming process.
Publicly he kept a low key image, hiding his anti-Semitism, racism, and Christian fascist leanings. However, since he was a immature prick, there were occasional slips which were quickly covered up, including quoting Hitler in a public forum.  
 
{{quote|I spent two years as a member of the Boy Scouts of America, receiving leadership training in 2003. I hold certificates in Dreamweaver, Flash, Illustrator, and Photoshop, and do occasionally engage in photo editing and restoration. Also, I have taken a seminar in Advanced Excel, so if your spreadsheets are a pain, I might be able to help.|Geoff Plourde|elaborating on his "[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/geoffrey-plourde/12/102/869 Computer & Network Security]" credentials}}


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== The [[Wikipedia]] Years ==
== The [[Wikipedia]] Years ==


[[Image:GeoffPlourde-abortioncert.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Geoff Plourde ''(right)'': Wholesome [[white|All-American]] boy, or burgeoning [[Christian Spanking Blogs|Christian spanker]]?]]
Geoffy: Wholesome [[white|All-American]] boy, or burgeoning [[Christian Spanking Blogs|Christian spanker]]?'''




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== The Move to Conservapedia ==
== The Move to Conservapedia ==
{{quote|In February 2007, I went to another wiki, Conservapedia. There I developed my "people skills" that had been sadly lacking and rapidly was promoted to Sysop, Siteadmin, and Checkuser as well as Senior Advisor. As a Sysop there, I experienced just how hard it is to manage a public wiki, and gained an appreciation of and respect for WP Administrators.|Geoff Plourde|who really means "[[FYIAD|Fuck you, I'm a sysop!]]"}}
{{quote|In February 2007, I went to another wiki, Conservapedia. There I developed my "people skills" that had been sadly lacking and rapidly was promoted to Sysop, Siteadmin, and Checkuser as well as Senior Advisor. As a Sysop there, I experienced just how hard it is to manage a public wiki, and gained an appreciation of and respect for WP Administrators.|Geoffy|who really means "[[FYIAD|Fuck you, I'm a sysop!]]"}}




=== Betrayal ===
=== Betrayal ===
[[Image:GeoffPlourde-abortion.jpg|thumb|left|200px|What is going on here? I don't even. ''(Geoff Plourde, second from left)'']]
"|What is going on here? I don't even." Love, Geo.
   
   
Geoff Plourde, despite his [[USI]] and sycophantic worship of [[Andy Schlafly]], never registered as more than a bug on the windshield of [[ED]].
Geo.plrd, despite his [[USI]] and sycophantic worship of [[Andy Schlafly]], never registered as more than a bug on the windshield of [[ED]].


Until the day he turned up in [[IRC]], wheeling and dealing and whining for the removal of his mugshot from the [[Conservapedia]] page. He doesn't mind wielding their [[banhammer]], but he doesn't actually want his face associated the assemblage of [[right-wing]] nutballs Schlafly has collected.
Until the day he turned up in [[IRC]], wheeling and dealing and whining for the removal of his mugshot from the [[Conservapedia]] page. He doesn't mind wielding their [[banhammer]], but he doesn't actually want his face associated the assemblage of [[republican|right-wing]] nutballs Schlafly has collected.


In exchange for the removal of his picture, Plourde offered ED top secret mailing list archives and access to dossiers Conservapedia has been collecting on Rational Wiki editors and admins.
In exchange for the removal of his picture, Geoff offered ED top secret mailing list archives and access to dossiers Conservapedia has been collecting on Rational Wiki editors and admins.


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== Talk to Geoff ==
== Talk to Geoff ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikipedo profile] complete with groveling AND USI
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikipedia] Another crappy Wikipedia profile  
* [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikimedia] LOL wikibreak to <s>be groomed by</s> admin with Schlafly's Conservapedos
* [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikimedia] LOL wikibreak to <s>be groomed by</s> admin with Schlafly's Conservapedos
* [http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikiversity] LOL NPOV exception.
* [http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikiversity] Professor Geo!
* [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikibooks] Yes, studying US History in high school eminently qualifies one to write textbooks on the subject.
* [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/User:Geoff_Plourde Wikibooks] Yes, studying US History in high school eminently qualifies one to write textbooks on the subject.
* [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/geoffrey-plourde/12/102/869 Linked In profile] of [[hacker]] Geoff Plourde
* [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/geoffrey-plourde/12/102/869 Linked In profile] of [[hacker]] Geoff Plourde
* [http://www.geoffplourde.co.cc/ Geoff's website]
 


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"He shore has a purty mouth." --Terry Koeckritz

Enter Geo.plrd, sufficiently summarized as the wet dream of every amorous Republican Senator. He was one of the first administrators of Conservapedia, who survived Schlafly's purges with inconsequential edits, garnering promotion in the process. He is obviously rebelling against godless hippie parents who are too busy getting high and fucking to properly supervise their little dittohead on the internet, and as a result he has developed terminal USI from the flattery Andy Schlafly's pedo goons employ during the grooming process.

Publicly he kept a low key image, hiding his anti-Semitism, racism, and Christian fascist leanings. However, since he was a immature prick, there were occasional slips which were quickly covered up, including quoting Hitler in a public forum.


The Wikipedia Years

Geoffy: Wholesome All-American boy, or burgeoning Christian spanker?


   
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In May 2006, I registered under the username Geo.plrd which I used until June 2007. As Geo.plrd, I completely misunderstood the dynamics of WP, leading to myriad screwups.
 

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—Geo, who seems to think false humility is endearing

   
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Within my first few days of being here, I attempted to gain adminship and appointment to Medcom, positions that I was neither qualified or mature enough for. I also proposed several groups that were complex and convoluted for the purpose of monitoring admins.
 

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—Geo, longtime USI sufferer

   
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I was appointed Overseer of MOTD and served until the Community decided to abolish the position, a decision that I did not handle very well. To put it simply, I acted like a small child, which was completely unacceptable.
 

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—Geo, who was a small child

   
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I served as a Mediator for Medcab and after several screwups (including a case that went to Arbcom) we parted ways.
 

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—Geo, whose USI interfered with his Wikipedia ass kissing

   
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The thought of a new user having to defend themselves from allegations made by someone with experience scares me, and is unacceptable to me.
 

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—Geo, who has trouble separating OTI from IRL

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The Move to Conservapedia

   
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In February 2007, I went to another wiki, Conservapedia. There I developed my "people skills" that had been sadly lacking and rapidly was promoted to Sysop, Siteadmin, and Checkuser as well as Senior Advisor. As a Sysop there, I experienced just how hard it is to manage a public wiki, and gained an appreciation of and respect for WP Administrators.
  		„
  		 

—Geoffy, who really means "Fuck you, I'm a sysop!"


Betrayal

"|What is going on here? I don't even." Love, Geo.

Geo.plrd, despite his USI and sycophantic worship of Andy Schlafly, never registered as more than a bug on the windshield of ED.

Until the day he turned up in IRC, wheeling and dealing and whining for the removal of his mugshot from the Conservapedia page. He doesn't mind wielding their banhammer, but he doesn't actually want his face associated the assemblage of right-wing nutballs Schlafly has collected.

In exchange for the removal of his picture, Geoff offered ED top secret mailing list archives and access to dossiers Conservapedia has been collecting on Rational Wiki editors and admins.

Talk to Geoff

Method Information Notes
Personal Email geo.plrd at yahoo.com I make an effort to respond to email within 6-8 hours.
CP Email geo.plrd at conservapedia.com This is for messages regarding Conservapedia
AIM (IM) geoplrd I will answer IM messages if i am around.
Yahoo! IM geo.plrd See Above
MSN [email protected] See Above

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