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==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[Furry]] Edition== | ==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[Furry]] Edition== | ||
When it comes to [[buttsecks]], it was bound to happen sooner or later . . . | When it comes to [[buttsecks]], it was bound to happen sooner or later... | ||
===Statistics=== | ===Statistics=== | ||
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Image:Thor1.jpg|Yes | Image:Thor1.jpg|Yes — | ||
Image:Thor2.jpg|They | Image:Thor2.jpg|They | ||
Image:Thor3.jpg|Offer | Image:Thor3.jpg|Offer | ||
Image:Thor4.jpg|Lube | Image:Thor4.jpg|Lube | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
Feel free to ask about THOR at irc.furnet.org #zetacreations, provided you don't mind the gline for "trolling". | |||
==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[Libertarian]] Edition== | ==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[Libertarian]] Edition== | ||
For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have <i>quite</i> enough death. | For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have <i>quite</i> enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience. | ||
[[Image:Therbu_Thuper_Thorty.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Now THAT'S what I call a [[cock|shot]][[gun]].]] | [[Image:Therbu_Thuper_Thorty.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Now THAT'S what I call a [[cock|shot]][[gun]].]] | ||
==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[ | ==The Giant Dildo Of Death - [[Hentai]] Edition== | ||
The below image is what usually happens when a naked animu slut gets her hands on a GDOD and uses it as a bludgeon instead of on her vaj: | |||
[[File:Giant_Dildo_Of_Death_Hentai_Edition.jpg|center]] | |||
You can only imagine how fucking hilarious the cause of death is gonna look like on the coroner's report of the faggot she kills with that thing. | |||
==The Giant Dildo of Death - [[Random|Other]] Editions== | |||
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<youtube>uBRO6oApsnM</youtube> | <youtube>MjllVe_H3wY</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>uBRO6oApsnM</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>SKPBcFkkAXE</youtube><br><center>LO(fucking)L</center> | |<youtube>SKPBcFkkAXE</youtube><br><center>LO(fucking)L</center> | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[tubgirl|Other Possible After-Effects]] | *[[tubgirl|Other Possible After-Effects]] | ||
*[[goatse|Satisfied customers]] | *[[goatse|Satisfied customers]] | ||
*[[Mr. Hands]] | *[[Mr. Hands]] | ||
*[[Zeta toy]] | *[[Zeta toy]] | ||
*[[ | |||
==External Links== | |||
*[http://BBSSM.com 1ne Sensual Marketplace - place to get these giant dildos] | |||
*http://www.youporn.com/watch/353112/girl-fucks-giant-dildo/ - [[Your mom]] has sex with a giant dildo at 6:16-8:46. | |||
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw9jA7VWqw4 - actual deadly dildos | |||
[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
{{lezz}} | {{lezz}} | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
Latest revision as of 05:35, 8 July 2016
OH MY LAWDZ JESUS HELP ME LAWDS CHRIST!!!
Also known as "King Dong". What all pig bottoms fantasize about.
WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.
Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.
The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition
When it comes to buttsecks, it was bound to happen sooner or later...
Statistics
Length: 24 Inches
Width: 5 inches
Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.
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Yes — -
They -
Offer -
Lube
Feel free to ask about THOR at irc.furnet.org #zetacreations, provided you don't mind the gline for "trolling".
The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition
For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have quite enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience.
The Giant Dildo Of Death - Hentai Edition
The below image is what usually happens when a naked animu slut gets her hands on a GDOD and uses it as a bludgeon instead of on her vaj:
You can only imagine how fucking hilarious the cause of death is gonna look like on the coroner's report of the faggot she kills with that thing.
The Giant Dildo of Death - Other Editions
Previous Video | Next Video
See Also
External Links
- 1ne Sensual Marketplace - place to get these giant dildos
- http://www.youporn.com/watch/353112/girl-fucks-giant-dildo/ - Your mom has sex with a giant dildo at 6:16-8:46.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw9jA7VWqw4 - actual deadly dildos
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