Googlesux

Googlesux is probably the worst parody site to ever exist. Like many other pointless x sucks websites, Googlesux comes complete with ugly-ass graphics, ALL CAPITAL TEXT, and stupid reasons why the mentioned thing sucks.

SOME OF THE REASONS GOOGLE SUX

• 1) UBER-ARROGANT
• 6) THERE'S MANY OTHER REASONS BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE CUTE RAINBOW LOGO
• 7) ENTER YOUR REASON:
• 9000) Sucks corn from my rectal cavity after a fuckin'

As can be seen above, Googlesux has some extremely good reasons as to why Google does suck, but it seems the Internet does not agree. The majority of comments on the site are bashing Googlesux and not Google itself.

Typical Googlesux comments

Pro-Google:

• GOOGLE IS AWESOME YOU LIARS

• Google pwns. Go suck your cok.

• Google doesn't "suck". I get tired of the pornography that you get very often, and how sometimes you can't find the simplest things. But doesn't every website have things they need to work on?

Okay, perhaps not the best examples of pro-Google comments; but hey, they're still more intelligent than the anti-Google comments.

Anti-Google:

• I want to crush Google with my finger!!!!!!!!!!

Fight the power, buddy.

• google is a steaming pile of [--EDITED BY GOOGLE--]!!! I REALLY HATE THEM ALL SO [--EDITED BY GOOGLE--]

Failed attempt at being funny.

• Their adverts are so annoying! TThey are all over my webpage 'adds by google' and 'google adds' "arggg" google SUCKS!

Maybe their adverts are on your webpage because you put them there, dumbass.

Hypocrisy

Although Googlesux claims to be anti-censorship (look at reason #3) they review comments before they are posted on the site. Nice work, assholes.

And it doesn't even seem like the dumbasses noticed that Google is listed under the Bookmark & Share menu which can be accessed from the top of the page. Pure anti-Google genius.

You will shit bricks.

External links

• Googlesux official website