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'''Manuel Uribe''' <s>is</s> '''WAS''' the fattest shit the world had ever seen. Eating on a diet of tacos and pizza, this slob-beast managed to balloon himself to a weight of well over 1200 pounds (544 kilograms for [[Britfag]]s), and this is in no way an exaggeration. There is but one thing that could explain how such an abomination could exist: this freak of nature was NOT from [[America|America]], but from [[Mexico|Mexico]].
Being too much of a fat shit to even walk, Manuel lived in a permanent stationary residence in some slum in Mexico (which could be anywhere within its borders). Due to his massive obesity, Manuel could not live on his own. [[Pig|He was fed and washed by his friends and family in his home]]. He would excrete waste through a hole that has been cut in his bed, which had to be cleaned out a couple of times each day. Why this fuck didn't get a liposuction or simply stop eating the shit that caused him to weigh half a ton more than he should is beyond any sane human's comprehension.
Family and friends referred to him by his nickname, "[[Cancer|Meme]]". We're not kidding.
==Dead (finally)==
On May 26th, 2014, the gigantic hambeast finally succumbed to his [[Diabeetus]] at the age of 48. Now that he's gone, Mexico doesn't have to worry about scrubbing his humongous moldy asscrack every day.
==[[LOLWUT|A challenger appears]]==
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<center>[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3574707/World-s-fattest-woman-pleaded-doctors-gastric-band-loses-440lb.html Charity Pierce, mega fatass of the whole world]</center>
==Videos==
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[[Image:Mrs._Wales.JPG|thumb|Sadly enough, this is not photoshopped.]]
Manuel Uribe is the fattest shit the world has ever seen.  Eating on a diet of tacos and pizza, this slob-beast managed to balloon himself to a weight of well over 1200 pounds (this is in no way an exaggeration).  There is but one thing that could explain how such an abomination could exist: this freak of nature is not [[America|American]], but [[Mexico|Mexican]].  Being too much of a fat shit to even walk, Manuel lives in a permanent stationary residence in some slum in Mexico (which could be anywhere within its borders).  Due to his massive obesity, Manuel cannot live on his own.  He is fed and washed by his friends and family in his home.  He excretes waste through a hole that has been cut in his bed, which must be cleaned out a couple of times each day.  Why this fuck doesn't get a liposuction or simply stop eating the shit that caused him to weigh half a ton more than he should is beyond anyone.
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Maggie de Block]] - Belgian Health Minister, who could have taught Mr Uribe how to look after himself properly
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[Fat]]

Latest revision as of 21:53, 23 October 2018

Sadly enough, this is not photoshopped.

Manuel Uribe is WAS the fattest shit the world had ever seen. Eating on a diet of tacos and pizza, this slob-beast managed to balloon himself to a weight of well over 1200 pounds (544 kilograms for Britfags), and this is in no way an exaggeration. There is but one thing that could explain how such an abomination could exist: this freak of nature was NOT from America, but from Mexico.

Being too much of a fat shit to even walk, Manuel lived in a permanent stationary residence in some slum in Mexico (which could be anywhere within its borders). Due to his massive obesity, Manuel could not live on his own. He was fed and washed by his friends and family in his home. He would excrete waste through a hole that has been cut in his bed, which had to be cleaned out a couple of times each day. Why this fuck didn't get a liposuction or simply stop eating the shit that caused him to weigh half a ton more than he should is beyond any sane human's comprehension.

Family and friends referred to him by his nickname, "Meme". We're not kidding.

Dead (finally)

On May 26th, 2014, the gigantic hambeast finally succumbed to his Diabeetus at the age of 48. Now that he's gone, Mexico doesn't have to worry about scrubbing his humongous moldy asscrack every day.

A challenger appears

Charity Pierce, mega fatass of the whole world

Videos

Ew.

U R DED, NOT BIG SURPRISE!

Some batshit insane woman actually decided to marry this fat fuck.

Previous Video | Next Video


See Also

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