Zenofeller

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OMG ZENO WERE TOTALLY PWNT!!!111!1!! IF ONLY YUOR JAVASCRIPT BOMB WORKT!!!11!11!?!1?

Hi! I'm Zenofeller, Minor God of the Internet. =)

My entire site is illegal, but that's okay because I'm not even 18 and I don't know shit about wiki or html.

I have a really high pagerank and I will totally take away all of Encyclopedia Dramatica's and Uncyclopedia's traffic.

Keeping this site up is a huge legal liability for my parents, Pat and Michelle McCuller, because I'm not even old enough to be sued. They'll probably stop paying for my website, and I will have to earn my Alexarank of 200,000 all over again.

I am a faggot with no originality who got tired of ripping off Maddox and decided to rip off the thousands of editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica and Uncyclopedia.

I have no friends so I write a blog which no one reads =(. In fact, I am universally regarded as a dumbass who tries to advertise his site on forums and every forum has had a majority tell me to fuck off and that my site isn't even close to funny.

My site gets so many hits and my scripts are so good that I CRASHED MY ISP.

I love to talk like I'm smart or like I know how to do fucking anything, but it's pretty easy to tell I'm completely fucktarded.

YEAH, 50 PEOPLE HAVE READ EACH ONE OF MY ARTICLES! I SHOULD BE RANKED WAY HIGHER THAN 200,000!

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Zenofeller's MAD SK1LLZ!!!

<script type="text/javascript">
alert('All your base are belong to us');
alert('lol');
alert('ED are pwnt');
for (x = 0; x < 100; x++)
{
 document.write('lol pwnt ');
}
</script>

$1000000 Internet dollars to whoever works out exactly what this is
supposed to do.
<script type="text/javascript">
function rollover() {
  if (!document.getElementById) return
  var imgOrSrc;
  var imgPreload = new Array();
  var images = document.getElementsByTagName('img');
  for (var i = 0; i < images.length; i++) {
    if (images<i>.getAttribute('rsrc')) {
      imgPreload<i> = new Image();
      imgPreload<i>.src = images<i>.getAttribute('rsrc');
      images<i>.onmouseover = function() {
        imgOrSrc = this.getAttribute('src');
        this.setAttribute('src',this.getAttribute('rsrc'))
      }
      images<i>.onmouseout = function() {
        this.setAttribute('src',imgOrSrc)
      }
    }
  }
}
</script>

External Links

• [1] - "World's Leading Anal Satire Site" (warning: red on black text and Font size=5 ahead) OMG BALEETED
• [2] - Bootleg compilation of ED, Uncyclopedia. Completely shielded from international copyright laws due to his not believing in them. BALEETED TOO
• [3] - His own forums, generally filled with pictures of himself, getting pwned by furries and empty threats of ruination.

Featured article July 5, 2006
Preceded by Dungeons & Dragons	Zenofeller	Succeeded by P-p-p-powerbook