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| '''Livejournal is where words go to die.''' LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive butthurt brought on by MySpace, who in turn was the recipient of surprise sex from Facebook, who is now being gently fingered by Twitter. There is no permanency on teh intarwebs, go an hero.
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| When you see this - assume the position.
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| Typically abbreviated as "LJ," and "eljay," and occasionally by nerdraged users as "elgay," '''LiveJournal''' is a free online [[Weblog|journaling]] service created by [[Bradfitz|Brad Fritzl]](son of [[Josef Fritzl|Joseph]]) under the Danga Company owned by [[Mena]] of [[Six Apart]], who described LJ as [http://www.sixapart.com/about/corner/2005/04/i_take_the_bait.html "a journaling service with a lot of teen girls screaming OMG."]
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| Just gay.
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| Often seen as a seething, [[attention]]-starved hivemind of histrionic [[16 year old girls]], [[furries]], [[homosexuals]], middle-aged [[virgins]], [[old memes]] and the occasional [[Fundamentalist|fundie nutcase]]. Such a collection of [[drama]] obviously needs referees to occasionally keep combatants apart. The [[Nazi|gestapo corps]] of [[LiveJournal Abuse|LJ Abuse]] fulfills that role. Regardless of their status as any of the above, [[At least 100 percent]] of LiveJournal female/gay users are either [[pro-ana]] or [[BBW]]. The rest are lying about not being female or gay. Weights of members range from 45-85 and 400-[[Over 9000|999,699]]. However, [[midget]]s of a relatively normal weight (because all midgets are also [[fat]] [[Lesbian|dykes]], but not all fat dykes are midgets) and [[Ann Coulter]] are also members of LiveJournal.
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| In recent years LiveJournal has become far moar popular than other "blogging" services, such as [http://www.blogger.com/start Blogger] and [http://www.diary-x.com Diary-X]. This is attributable to both its "[[Friends list|Friends]]" feature and its moar-or-less unique way of [[Comments|commenting]] on other users' posts. These tools, while certainly ingenious, have created substantial (read: unimaginable amounts of) [[Internet drama|drama]]. The [[The Great LJ Outage of 2006|service briefly going down]] led to [[ALL CAPS]] [[LULZ]].
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| Contents
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| [hide]
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| 1 Proof all bloggers are pedophiles
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| 2 The Great Strike-Through of 2007
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| 3 Flagging
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| 4 The Butthurt Report Form
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| 5 In Soviet Russia, internet writes on you
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| 6 Gallery
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| 7 See Also
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| 8 External links
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| Proof all bloggers are pedophiles
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| Can't argue with that.
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| Recently, [[Perverted-Justice]] wrote an article about the "[[Pedobear|pedophile]]" and "pedophile sympathizers" [[scene]] on LiveJournal. No doubt the NAMBLA fucks over at LiveJournal are wiping their hard drives of the evidence as we speak.
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| The Great Strike-Through of 2007
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| On or around May 39th of 2007, SixApart, in a knee-jerk reaction to some homophobic, psychopathic right-wing Christian militant group called Warriors for Innocence - made up entirely of kids whose daddies liked to [[molest]] them when Mommy was out working the streets - PMSing at them that their site harbored pedophiles, child-molesters, etc. et al. In response, SixApart did what any good corporation would do - [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]]! SixApart baleeted well over 500 journals in a matter of a few hours, if there was any reference to loli, shota, fucking little boys, pedophilia, or [[your mom]]. The downside of this, is that numerous survivor communities were taken out by sniper fire from the dark. What really sealed SixApart's fate though, was that some of those communities that were taken out were, yep, you guessed it, FANDOM communities, primarily, yaoi and slash fandom communities. With the impending threat of having to move to Greatest Journal to get their fix of Harry Potter fucking Draco Malfoy, the militant lesbian factions of the internets swarmed on LiveJournal, refusing to let this affront to their sensibilities and only source of masturbatory material go unchallenged. SixApart, realizing they pulled a hell of a boner, tried to make it go away as quickly as possible. It later surfaced that this house cleaning was pulled 13 days before SixApart make their first IPO on the stock market. Users were not amused.
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| Flagging
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| 29 November 2007: Because being called [[Nazi]] censorship freaks once wasn't enough, LiveJournal implements a [http://news.livejournal.com/104319.html new flagging system] comprising two parts: the option for users to label their personal journals as "adult," and a little flag button on every entry to allow users to send insta-reports to LJ Abuse. Since such a feature could never possibly be abused in any fashion, especially not by people with stupid grudges, users hailed this innovation as a great boon.
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| The Butthurt Report Form
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| Use scrollbar to see the full image
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| The all important Butthurt Report Form
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| In Soviet Russia, internet writes on you
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| 2 December 2007: SixApart announces that LiveJournal has been [http://news.livejournal.com/104520.html sold to the Russians]. Massive anti-Communist wank, Russian hate, standard paranoia, and a few lulzy "SUP WILL SAVE LIVEJOURNAL FOR FANDOM!!" responses ensued.
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| Gallery
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| The origins of livejournal.
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| The use of Ebonics bridges the gap between black and white on LJ
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| TRUTH
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| Typical [[LJ user]].
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| Proves that all LJ users like men.
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| IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
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| See Also
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| [[Livejournal Buyout]]
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| [[Vox]], LJ for grown-ups!
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| [[Six Apart]]
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| [[Unrealistic expectations]]
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| [[Madradrant]]
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| [[Journalspace]] R.I.P.
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| [[Mcclane]]
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| [[Dernek.ba]] for dirty slavs. | |
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| [[Twitter]]
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| [[GreatestJournal]] R.I.P.
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| External links
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| [http://www.livejournal.com LiveJournal], where it all began.
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| [http://www.thebbb.org/commonreport.html?bid=37002646 Better Business Bureau] report for LiveJournal.
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| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg9IAnKfOF4 Ad for LiveJournal]
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| [http://www.proxies.co.nr/ Proxies for unlimited infliction of fun.]
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| [http://www.myspace.com/drink_to_your_freedom Official LiveJournal Anthem]: scroll down and click the handy play button
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| [http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?updates=recent LiveJournal: move over Wikipedia, there's a new place to meet hot young 11 year olds]
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| [http://evening-dream.livejournal.com/ Evening_dream], the most popular graphics and fan fiction community on Livejournal (to have been created this year)
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| LiveJournal is part of a series on
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| LiveJournal
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| Visit the [[Portal:LiveJournal|LiveJournal Portal]] for complete coverage.
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| LiveJournal is part of a series on [[Language]] & [[Meaningless noise|Communication]]
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| LiveJournal is part of a series on Trolls.
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| LiveJournal
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