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'''Brittany Venti''' (or '''[[Powerword|Brittany Deer]]''') is an edgy {{age|1997|9|21}} year old [[drumpf|trumpette]] that makes streams pandering to lonely betas on 4chan by flashing her [[tits|cleavage]] on [[Twitch]] for [[12 year old boy]]s. When she's not playing as target practice for horny teens, she's trolling libtards epic style, her most notable example of this is when she went on Shia LaBeouf's [[He Will Not Divide Us]] stream and... screamed like an [[autist]] and got pick-pocketed by someone right in front of her face. The reason for this being that her eyes are too far off to the side to see anything in front of her.<br />


Despite believing that she is original and [[USI|coined edgy trolling]] by girls on [[Twitch]], she is a shameless rip-off of [[Shoe0nHead|every]] [[Lauren Southern|other]] [[Evalion|e-whore]] that thinks they're the first to come up with the idea of an edgy girl on the internet that can appeal to [[chan]] culture. Unlike every other e-whore, she isn't actually attractive so she compensates by having her tits right in front of the screen as if [[DO NOT WANT|anybody wants to see them]].<br />
'''StoneToss''' (or "SaladToss") is a [[fascist]] holocaust-denier that makes horribly drawn comics about how much he hates everyone that isn't a [[Chad|straight, white, muscular, blond hair, blue eyed male]], despite <s>secretly</s> obviously being a [[56 face|fat-fuck mutt]] IRL, or, even more likely, a self hating dark-skinned person/minority that makes media to look like "one of the good ones", as is the case with [[Lauren Chen|every]] [[Brittany Venti|other]] [[Candace Owens|Nazi]] [[Blaire White|online]].


To better connect with the people <s>that jerk off to her videos</s> interested in [[Cancer|meme culture]], she piggybacks on other bigger e-celeb's (such as [[LeafyIsHere]] and Baked Alaska) success by flirting with them and trying to get into their pants (even while being in a relationship) and promptly leaves once she is either called out or [[LeafyIsHere|said e-celeb]] falls from "grace" and has to get a real job while the internet forgets about them and Tittany hopes that they also forget about her shameless dick sucking to weasel her way into the top. Here's a fun game: [[DO IT FAGGOT|Ask her about why she tried dating Leafy and see how long it takes her to block you]].
Like most Nazi comic book creators, StoneToss has very little originality when it comes to making his comics, this meaning they all center around the same "[[nigger|13d50]]" or "[[transgender|43% suicide rates]]" jokes, or if he's feeling particularly adventurous, he'll bring up [[The Jewish Question]], which poses the interesting inquiry: "Why are <s><small>rich straight white males</small></s> <i>(((Jewish people)))</i> so over-represented in [[media]] and the sciences despite being such a small percentage of the world?" StoneToss' answer of course being that he is pro-diversity in different fields and thinks it is better for different groups of people to get their chance in the limelight. The [[irony]] of [[hypocrisy|thinking this while also being a Nazi]] is [[snca|rarely touched upon]].  


<center>'''[[Brittany Venti|(( Coolest Mutt In The Mill ))]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[StoneToss|(( STONETOSS COMIX ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - StoneToss

StoneToss (or "SaladToss") is a fascist holocaust-denier that makes horribly drawn comics about how much he hates everyone that isn't a straight, white, muscular, blond hair, blue eyed male, despite secretly obviously being a fat-fuck mutt IRL, or, even more likely, a self hating dark-skinned person/minority that makes media to look like "one of the good ones", as is the case with every other Nazi online.

Like most Nazi comic book creators, StoneToss has very little originality when it comes to making his comics, this meaning they all center around the same "13d50" or "43% suicide rates" jokes, or if he's feeling particularly adventurous, he'll bring up The Jewish Question, which poses the interesting inquiry: "Why are rich straight white males (((Jewish people))) so over-represented in media and the sciences despite being such a small percentage of the world?" StoneToss' answer of course being that he is pro-diversity in different fields and thinks it is better for different groups of people to get their chance in the limelight. The irony of thinking this while also being a Nazi is rarely touched upon.

(( STONETOSS COMIX ))
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