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Encarta was a shitty online encyclopedia from 100 years old. It was much like the evil Wikipedia, except instead of being edited by everyone, it was all written by Bill Gates. This means that there was a considerable amount of propaganda for Nazi mysticism and buying Windows. If you had problems searching then you were helped by Clippy, whether you were using Encarta to write a letter or not.

Comparison to Wikipedia

Unlike Wikipedia, Encarta was not free. A few articles were free to read for everyone, but to be able to see anything actually useful you must pay at least 100 dollars. Like the Wikimedia Foundation, Encarta also included other sections such as:

Dictionary
Thesaurus
Atlas
Multimedia
scat pornography
Quizzes

CD Version

Before the internets, Encarta was a computer program the you would purchase. It included useful material to help people study and research, and included educational games such as MindMaze and Counter-Strike. But the program results were completely useless shit, since no useful information can be found on the entire CD. If you want to make Encarta a little useful, you had to download at least one trillion updates. The online version users had to pay to realistically use weren't pushed as much since they got cracked the moment they came out.

Encarta Instant Answers

Encarta Instant Answers was a bot for MSN that allowed you to quickly ask questions and get answers on topics ranging from "What is the capital of France?" to "Where is Paris?" Anything more complex than this would result in it opening Encarta for you in the activities pane and then asking you to pay for any fucking information, even if you asked it stupid questions, it would not know shit so it would open Encarta. If you insulted it, would say something like "If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare was the first one saying that."

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All Your Base in Encarta Instant Answers

This bot would go through almost the whole script of All Your Base when prompted, however some parts didn't come up.

All Your Base are belong to Encarta Instant Answers

Encarta Instant Answers could win in an argument and completely pwn any who challenge it

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 [[Image:Encartamain.jpg|thumb|300px|Screenshot of Encarta's opening page]]
-'''[http://encarta.msn.com/ Encarta]''' is much like the evil [[Wikipedia]] except instead of being edited by [[lusers|everyone]], it is all written by [[Bill Gates]]. This means that there is a considerable amount of propaganda for [[Nazi mysticism]] and  buying [[Windows]]. If you have problems [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Searching|searching]] then you will be helped by [[Clippy]], whether you are using Encarta to write a letter or not.
+'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20050511002338/http://encarta.msn.com/ Encarta]''' was a [[shit|shitty]] online encyclopedia from [[over 100 years ago|100 years old]].  It was much like the evil [[Wikipedia]], except instead of being edited by [[basement dwellers|everyone]], it was all written by [[Bill Gates]]. This means that there was a considerable amount of propaganda for [[Nazi mysticism]] and buying [[Windows]]. If you had problems searching then you were helped by [[Clippy]], whether you were using Encarta to write a letter or not.
 == Comparison to Wikipedia ==
-Unlike Wikipedia, Encarta is not free. A few articles are free to read for everyone, but to be able to see anything actually useful you must pay [[At least 100 years ago|at least 100 dollars]]. Like the Wikimedia foundation, Encarta also includes other sections such as:
+Unlike Wikipedia, Encarta was not free. A few articles were free to read for everyone, but to be able to see anything actually useful you must pay [[shekels|at least 100 dollars]]. Like the [[Jew|Wikimedia Foundation]], Encarta also included other sections such as:
 * Dictionary
 * Thesaurus
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 == CD Version ==
-[[Before the internets]], Encarta was a computer program the you would purchase. It included useful material to help people study and [[research]], and included educational games such as MindMaze and [[Counter-Strike]]. But the program results to be a complete piece of useless shit, since no useful information can be found on the entire cd, if you want to make encarta a little useful, you have to download at least one trillion of updates. Now that there is the online version users have to pay to realistically use, new versions of the Encarta program aren't pushed as much since they get [[Warez|cracked]] the moment they come out.
+[[Before the internets]], Encarta was a computer program the you would purchase. It included useful material to help people study and [[research]], and included educational games such as MindMaze and [[Counter-Strike]]. But the program results were completely useless shit, since no useful information can be found on the entire CD. If you want to make Encarta a little useful, you had to download at least one trillion updates. The online version users had to pay to realistically use weren't pushed as much since they got [[Warez|cracked]] the moment they came out.
 == Encarta Instant Answers ==
-Encarta Instant Answers is a bot for MSN that allows you to quickly ask questions and get answers on topics ranging from "What is the capital of [[France]]?" to "Where is Paris?" Anything more complex than this will result in it opening Encarta for you in the activities pane and then asking you to pay for any fucking information, even if you ask it stupid questions, it will not know shit so it will open encarta, if you insult it, will say somethin like "if im not mistaken, Shakespeare was the first one sayin that"
+Encarta Instant Answers was a bot for MSN that allowed you to quickly ask questions and get answers on topics ranging from "What is the capital of [[France]]?" to "Where is Paris?" Anything more complex than this would result in it opening Encarta for you in the activities pane and then asking you to pay for any fucking information, even if you asked it stupid questions, it would not know shit so it would open Encarta.  If you insulted it, would say something like "If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare was the first one saying that."
 [email protected]
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 === All Your Base in Encarta Instant Answers ===
-This bot will go through almost the whole script of All Your Base when prompted, however some parts don't come up.
+This bot would go through almost the whole script of All Your Base when prompted, however some parts didn't come up.
-[[Image:AYB_MSN.jpg|thumb|center|650px|All your base is well known to the Encarta Instant Ansers bot]]
+[[Image:AYB_MSN.jpg|thumb|center|650px|All your base is well known to the Encarta Instant Answers bot]]
 === All Your Base are belong to Encarta Instant Answers ===
-Encarta Instant Answers can win in an argument and completely [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=441593 pwn any who challenge it]
+Encarta Instant Answers could win in an argument and completely [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=441593 pwn any who challenge it]
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