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== Snowball aka Bowchan aka Emerwen aka Jennifer Anne ==
==Origin==


Jennifer is a 23 year-old cam-whore from the UK that believes she's super cool and geeky. She suffers with crippling Anxiety Disorder. You can commonly see her posing with handfuls of toys that her fat, obese husband collects. She's plain as sin, and has spent the last 5 years of her life trying to be cool on the internet. In reality, she's vapid and has no real personality of her own.
The Term BowChan (ボウちゃん) is adopted by many young Asian girls who love all things [[kawaii]] desu, especially in [[Lolita]] fashion (see [[EGL]]).[[Image:Ieatbiwomnomnom.jpg|thumb|right|Om nom nom I'm cute]]
Being the cute creatures they are, Asian girls decided to push that cute factor to almost puke factor by adding the addition of a bow in their Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. This can be worn in the hair, created by hair, painted on the face or even worn all over a dress. This gives them a super [[kawaii]] innocent look and gives the impression that they are a delicious little presents just begging to be opened.[[Image:Genericstareoffintodistance.jpg|thumb|right|Look at me stare off into the distance]] This fashion addiction didn't really blow up until one Lady GaGa decided to sport a giant bow of hair during a paparazzi gathering[[Image:Gagahairbow.png|thumb|right|Lady GaGa's infamous hair bow]]


==Beginnings==
==Done Wrong==


Her internet career began in 2004, where she was a relatively common girl- posting on the forums of the popular habbo-style Endless Online game. After becoming jealous of other female members of the forum, and having no personality whatsoever, she began to adopt the traits of others with more colourful interests. It began with Transformers, and she quickly developed into a self-proclamed 'geek'. Not happy with this contrived personality transformation, her posting style, language and disposition soon mirrored that of the more intelligent users on the forum.
After the lady GaGa blow up, many young American white girls tried to adopt this same look, some giving it their own personal twist. This ended in a manifestation of extremely unattractive girls thinking that they are as kawaii as an Asian girl and became part of the [[weeaboo]] culture


An attention whore is born.
Even some Asian's are [[doing it wrong]]


==Nudes==


After separating with her IRL boyfriend, Danny Asling, she quickly became a shut-in and ended up living her entire life on the internet. It was then that most of her nudes surfaced. Feeling insecure, dejected and still having no personality of her own, It was around 2008 when her first nudes surfaced (including a video of her flopping around seductively in the bath), and since then there's been a steady stream of her in various erotic poses.
[[Image:Dointitwrongasianbow3.jpg|center]]
We've been treated to seeing her shove various object up her ass, seeing her smear her own shit on her husband's face, and getting jizzed on whilst sleeping. However, the best thing about Jennifer's nudes is seeing her try to maintain her GEEKYNESS throughout. There are literally thousands of pictures of her vagina spread across the internet, and unfortunately this lead to her having to flee England.


If her nudes ever get re-circulated, she throws a tantrum and insists they're under age in order to get them removed. Seeing as she's 23 and her first nudes are time-stamped 2008, we know better. Nice try, whore.
==Gallery==


=="Husband"==
<Gallery>
Image:Whitegirldoingitwrong.jpg|White Girl doing it wrong
Image:Whitegirldoingitwrong2.jpg|White Girl doing it wrong
Image:Whitegirldoingitwrong3.jpg|White girl doing it wrong
Image:Whitegirldoingitwrong4.jpg|White girl doing it wrong
Image:Cute Love.jpg|Cute Love
Image:Geekycuteasian.jpg|Unsure if Asian?
Image:Asianhairbow.jpg|Asian hair bow
Image:Oopsitfell.jpg|Oops! It fell ^^
Image:Gracefulbow.jpg| Graceful Bow
Image:Gigglegigglebow.jpg|Look how cute we are with our massive Bows
Image:Thebiggerthebetterbow.png|The bigger the better!
Image:Lookatmybow.jpg|I wear it all time
Image:Suchagenericasian.jpg|Ramen and Bows!
Image:Bowseverywhare.jpg|BOWS EVERYWHARE!
Image:Cutegingerasian.jpg|UBER KAWAII</gallery>


Jennifer first met her Husband, Ryan, on Yahoo Live. She saw a fat, lonely NEET and saw her chance to escape the UK. After seducing him with her super-sexy webcam shows, she flew out to the U.S and has lived there ever since. Her severe Anxiety disorder means she's un-able to work, so her husband has to work hard in order to pay for all the retarded action-figures that she NEEDS to pose with on her internet forums.
==HOW TO WEAR IT==
Ryan is disgustingly overweight. Jennifer insists that she's attracted to "fat men", as if she's doing some amazing favour to the male population. In reality, ugly, fat men are the only males in her league, and probably the only type of men who'd put up with her shit. She married him in order to stay in the U.S, and has regretted it ever since.


==Internet Detective==
[[image:Howtowearsit2.png|center]]


Jennifers "thing" is preying on girls who she finds to be more interesting then herself. They must be destroyed. Every female she comes across, she will do anything in her power to 'dig up dirt' on them. Some might call it an obsession, and she spends all day searching the internet for unflattering pictures of her internet nemesis's. Bizarre fan-fictions have surfaced that she's written about other girls that she wishes to be. She has recently confirmed that "she's grown up", and doesn't want to cause any more drama on the internet, but it's only a matter of time until her insecurities kick-in again.
==BowChan the Character==


==Auto-biography==
A young girl by the name of RaineDrops18 created a small cartoon character that she commonly uses on her DeviantArt. This is her own interpretation of Asian girls addiction to the use of Bows and possibly for the love of them herself. She often pops up in short stories or projects. At first she was known as RainbowChan but was soon shortened to BowChan after the original being to kawaii desu for anyone to handle [[Image:BowChanthecharacter2.jpg|center]]


==External Links==


 
*http://www.myspace.com/539383452 - One of many BowChan profiles
<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">My name is Jennifer. Since the age of nine I started growing vegetables in a private plot down the end of my garden. I found this much more preferable to flowers, which are essentially tarts and prostitutes for the bees. The carrot has mystery. There's something very special about a firm, young carrot. When I was 15 I had already been divorced twice, given up smack, taken it up again, given it up again, taken giving it up again and giving up taking it up again. At 17 I met a carpenter named Norman, and it was with he that I traveled to Budapest and inadvertently decapitated a swan with a tire iron. In my grief I fled to Geneva where I became president of a company that makes small wheels that fit onto children's tricycles. After a scandal that ironically involved a turnip and a horse whisperer named Colin, I felt it was time to return home to my loved ones. From that time until now I have been working on a contraption that extracts milk from trees. I will post updates on this patented invention in the autumn where I should have much more yield</div>
*http://www.bloggang.com/mainblog.php?id=bowchan - One of many Bowchan Blogs
 
*http://rainedrops18.deviantart.com/ - Creator of the BowChan character
 
[[Category:Memes]][[Category:People]][[Category:Culture]]
 
This is something that Jennifer keeps spewing out every chance she gets, in order to make herself seem unique. It's a regurgitated 'Whitetail & I' Quote that she claims to of wrote herself.

Latest revision as of 09:32, 31 October 2011

Origin

The Term BowChan (ボウちゃん) is adopted by many young Asian girls who love all things kawaii desu, especially in Lolita fashion (see EGL).

Om nom nom I'm cute

Being the cute creatures they are, Asian girls decided to push that cute factor to almost puke factor by adding the addition of a bow in their Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. This can be worn in the hair, created by hair, painted on the face or even worn all over a dress. This gives them a super kawaii innocent look and gives the impression that they are a delicious little presents just begging to be opened.

Look at me stare off into the distance

This fashion addiction didn't really blow up until one Lady GaGa decided to sport a giant bow of hair during a paparazzi gathering

Lady GaGa's infamous hair bow

Done Wrong

After the lady GaGa blow up, many young American white girls tried to adopt this same look, some giving it their own personal twist. This ended in a manifestation of extremely unattractive girls thinking that they are as kawaii as an Asian girl and became part of the weeaboo culture

Even some Asian's are doing it wrong


Gallery

  • White Girl doing it wrong
    White Girl doing it wrong
  • White Girl doing it wrong
    White Girl doing it wrong
  • White girl doing it wrong
    White girl doing it wrong
  • White girl doing it wrong
    White girl doing it wrong
  • Cute Love
    Cute Love
  • Unsure if Asian?
    Unsure if Asian?
  • Asian hair bow
    Asian hair bow
  • Oops! It fell ^^
    Oops! It fell ^^
  • Graceful Bow
    Graceful Bow
  • Look how cute we are with our massive Bows
    Look how cute we are with our massive Bows
  • The bigger the better!
    The bigger the better!
  • I wear it all time
    I wear it all time
  • Ramen and Bows!
    Ramen and Bows!
  • BOWS EVERYWHARE!
    BOWS EVERYWHARE!
  • UBER KAWAII
    UBER KAWAII

HOW TO WEAR IT

BowChan the Character

A young girl by the name of RaineDrops18 created a small cartoon character that she commonly uses on her DeviantArt. This is her own interpretation of Asian girls addiction to the use of Bows and possibly for the love of them herself. She often pops up in short stories or projects. At first she was known as RainbowChan but was soon shortened to BowChan after the original being to kawaii desu for anyone to handle

External Links

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