Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Darviela Maravarona: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>If
Tryed a clean-up, according to discussion page.
imported>Starry Starry Night
#REDIRECT Xenuria
 
(17 intermediate revisions by 10 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{crap}}
#REDIRECT [[Xenuria]]
{{aspergers}}
 
[[File:AutismCat.gif|thumb|right|Darviela and his cat (aka her girlfriend's pussy)]]
 
 
'''Darviela Maravarona''' is an autistic Savant who thinks [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to prove himself right trough [[retard]] [[logic]].
 
== Darviela's "Dox" ==
 
[[File:Darvelasnape.jpg|thumb|right|Unconfirmed evidence that Darviela may be Snape's long lost son.]]
 
Darviela Maravarona's Dox
 
http://www.shortText.com/z420kv
 
Staticman's Dox
 
http://www.savefile.com/files/1456466
 
Charmander's DOX (She may be moving soon.) Not anymore, her boyfriend punched her int he face and kicked her out.
 
http://shorttext.com/fbom2hysp
 
== Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
 
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.
 
== Darviela: Anagrams ==
 
Darviela Maravarona admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names darviela has used in the past make little sense when put through an [http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Am+Dhaegar&t=1000&a=n Anagram Generator]there is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend.
Below is a listing of the more common names that darviela has identified himself as.
 
* - Darviela Maravarona
* - Valaria Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
* - Valdivindel Blackheart
* - Ventargo Malakatrinkus
* - Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)
* - Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
* - Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
* - A pair of Sevens
* - Xenuria (eve online name)
 
== Darviela: Funfacts ==
 
* - Darviela tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock (Who wouldn't?)
* - If you ask Darviela about hockles he will instantly change the topic, to turtles
* - Darviela is a "Polymathic Paragon of Human Potential" (his words)
* - Darviela is Androgynous
* - After reading this, Darviela will try to either blank it out or add his own faggy shit to it
* - Darviela once ate a small child and proceded to blame it on The Jews
* - Darviela is an emo emo emo emo emo emo emo + emo emo emo. He is also a lil crapper. who dosen't afraid of anything.
* - Darviela is a communist!
* - Darviela has been spotted on Suicide Girls claiming women are attracted to him because they are reminded of their OBGYN and that he would like to be raped by a female, although he acknowledges he will be a virgin forever.
 
 
 
{{aspies}}
 
[[Category:People|Maravarona, Darviela]]

Latest revision as of 07:02, 15 August 2014

Redirect to: