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| == History of Antarctica ==
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| The continent of Antarctica was created by [[German]] scientists in 1200AD when [[German]] ruler WhoGivesAFuck wanted to take over [[Russia]] but knew he would fail just like Nepolean -IXX, aka Nepolean the negative 19th, who was Nepolean I great great grandfather's brother's second cousin thrice removed. WhoGivesAFuck decided to create Antartica as a training ground for his army to acclimate them to the evil cold death of [[Russia]]. The soldiers were left to survive in Antarctica with no aid what-so-fucking-ever and had to live off the land. They would hunt penguins and polar bears, which is why there are no longer any polar bears in the south pole. Discovered shortly after landing in Antarctica was Santa Claus's Aunt Arctica who was in fact a polar opposite of Santa, haha bitch you just got punned, and was a skinny attractive female who cared about nobody but herself. The [[Germans]], who loved [[jews]] and hated Christians, despite popular belief, found Aunt Arctica and brutally raped her, murdered her, and raped her frozen body a week later. Antarctica was abandoned several years later with the assassination of WhoGivesAFuck and the take over of baby [[Hitler]]. To this day it remains a frozen piece of shit ice block that only NobodyGivesAFuck, who is WhoGivesAFuck's brother's aunt's ghost, inhabits, along with Pedo-penguins, who became popularized after [[Pedobear]] was put into a julenile delinquite hall as a toy for sad depressed teenagers who have no life and will be going to jail upon turning 18.
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Latest revision as of 15:49, 8 February 2024
