Heed My Warning/Magical Aspie Circus of Funn

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Congratulations to Heed on being my trolling clown
See, Heed called me a clown when I was trolling him. I'm finished with him now. He already lost his game.
But see, now he's trolling me, so under his own reasoning, I own him and he's my clown for my amusement.
The forum loves your rainbow wig and wacky glasses clown. Please continue the fun for all of us.
Owned.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Heed_My_Warning
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER
RLJ = RANDOM LOBOTOMISED JEW

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HEED MY WARNING
Iam not responding to your r.etardedness anymore.

RLJ
Aww he doesn't want to perform. Come on, you called me a pus.sy and a lot of other stuff in about 1,000 or so threads and now you think you own me. That's pretty funny being you're my clown by your own admission.
Come on, do some more clown dancing for your master, feed the elephants, do a wacky dog race, and then get into the clown car and drive around the ring with flames coming out of the back.
That's a pretty good fuc.king show you're putting on clown. Come on, let's have some more! Don't give up now!
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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HELLO "ILUVSAW"....I want to play a game.
for a long time now, you have been spamming LGF into the dirt. you do this because everyone here is evil and wont accept you. now I give you a chance at rebirth. as you may have noticed, your locked inside this room as it fills with poison gas. only way out, is to get the key and unlock the door. theres a man named "RLJ" in the room with you. all you have to do, is take the hacksaw, and cut RLJs dic.k off and shove it up his a.ss the way he likes it. if you can do this, then you will get the key to your freedom. make your choice.

RLJ
That was a great juggling act clown. Now put on your tutu quick it's time for crazy clown ballet.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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HEED MY WARNING
f.uck you!!!
go to hell!!!

RLJ
Make me.
Owned.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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grow up man.
dont feed into his stupidity.
your leader has spoken.

RLJ
What a wacky clown. I never saw anybody with teeth that big sticking out all over the place.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!
your just mad because your the one that got owned and that you could never be leader!!!
f.uck you again.

RLJ
Um, no you are the one that sounds mad. Clown.
And could the clown explain how I got owned? It could be a wacky comedy routine. That could go into a certain ed article. To document the kooky clown's krazy kapers.
And I don't want to be leader, I'm something even better. But I don't like to talk about it because people will think I'm bragging. Not to mention all of you losers would just say you were the same thing when it isn't true, and that would sully it. So no, I'm not going to tell you what I am here. You'll have to figure it out. Think of it as a link to the past.
Let the game begin.
Oh, and save me some work, clown, just type your reasoning right into the article for me. Here is a link.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Heed_My_Warning
Get to work clown. Amuse me and ED.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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as leader I have stripped master1 of his current position.
he has turned queer and fallen into the madness.
you will be reduced to my little peasant b.itch as of now.
if you dont like it, too bad!!!
you shouldnt have sold your manhood on ebay chump.
now praise your leader b.itch.

RLJ
Don't mind him master1, it's just one of his wacky clown speeches. The ones that make little children laugh at his silliness.
I have a collection of them here because I am such a fan of Heed's unique style of comedy:
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Heed_My_Warning
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/When_Aspies_Attack
Doesn't the clown put on a good show?
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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i already know what you are.
your a tool that goes up in your daddys a.ss every night.
ps: thank you for choosing me as your leader

RLJ
What a touching scene. On unicycles.
I never saw Hamlet performed quite that way.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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Skychase2rebirth
Nasty clown , go back to your cage !

RLJ
He is a nasty clown he likes to smell the sh.it that's left behind after the elephants leave their cage.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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HEED MY WARNING
eat a d.ick with gonorrhea b.itch.

RLJ
No I can't eat my best clown's lunch. And you look really hungry after wrestling with that albino tiger. I hope those wounds aren't infected because after lunch you're going to do the living goatse for Ms. Abrams' third grade class and they've been looking forward to it all year.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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f.uck you clown.
how about...you go stand in front of an "oncoming train" and dance with that.

RLJ
Hahaha, what a funny clown, the train is coming your way and you're doing a silly dance instead of running for your life.
Lucky thing the train stopped and all the bodybuilding females in it got out and raped you with strapons. What a funny ending to what looked like a tragedy in the making!
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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LOL....idiot

RLJ
Shhh . . . it's not polite to talk while you're going down on the governor.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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HEED MY WARNING
I never lose.
I rule over everyone here and you will all continue to serve me.
now keep amusing me you little crosseyed r.etard.
put on your helmet and go play with your building blocks f.aggot!

RLJ
No no no, you see, I gave you a specific task to do, and you're not doing it. Therefore, you're losing. I said it was a game.
If you don't want to play then I guess you lose.
Now the governor wants to go into your as.s, bring your goatse as.s over there. Lucky it's big enough for the lieutenant governor to also enjoy you at the same time.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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LOL....moron
thank you for choosing me as your leader.

RLJ
The governor sure thanks you for the fine as.s pleasure. Now his dog wants to enjoy you. Spread em wide bit.ch.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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LOL....moron
you can just shut up.
your too stupid to talk. now get lost!!!

RLJ
I never saw someone do a tightrope act while juggling before clown. Thank you again for the wonderful show. Afterwards you can get buttfu.cked by the elephant for our audience sadly the elephant will hardly feel anything because of your goatse as.s but at least you will enjoy it.
fu.cking clown. Eat sh.it clown.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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and its all RLJ's fault.
too much sand in his v.agina made him go crazy.

RLJ
What a wacky clown. Men don't have vaginas clown. Although you are an exception. Hermaph.
Now go jump into the cannon we're going to shoot you to the moon. Or at least try! Usually you just land somewhere in new jersey and have to give blo.wjobs to cab drivers to get back for more abuse, er I mean, wonderful clowning.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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LOL...idiot
RLJ is the root of all the problems here. so I tend to come down on him harder.
LOL....moron

RLJ
Hahaha another wacky speech from my personal clown. Don't listen to anything he says folks. He doesn't even make any sense with his poor grasp of logic, biased point of view, retardation, lack of intelligence and complete failure to back up any of his "arguments" with facts. But he's a good clown.
Next act: the clown goes to Mexico and takes a wrong turn and ends up as the bait in a donkey show! Lol what a great circus. Thanks clown. You make it all happen.
Forget about the busfare back from Tijuana. This circus runs on a tight budget clown, I mean, it's free, so we don't even have a budget! So you'll have to suck and fu.ck your way back to the circus, clown. No passport? Uh oh. Looks like you'll have to let the US border guard fu.ck you too.
Owned.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER

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HEED MY WARNING
thats your job.
your mom goes down on me.

RLJ
Silly clown that wasn't my mom it was a 6 foot tall 320 pound linebacker from the Packers. He's a little fruity apparently. Who knew?
And now the whole team is packing you. Get the picture rimjob?
And my job is ringmaster Clown. Clowns are so stupid. They always forget who is who and they have to keep being reminded.
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HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD CLOWN
ILUVSAW = OWNED RET.ARDED LOSER