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[[Image:Circlejerk_0202.JPG|thumb|right|This one is for [[hardvice]]!]]
[[Image:Bara50 circlejerk.jpg|thumb|Congratulations, you're now hardcore!]]
[[Image:Bara50 circlejerk.jpg|thumb|left|Congratulations, you're now hardcore!]]
[[Image:Circlejerk.jpg|thumb|right|It's just boy time, 100% not gay]]
Where [[Fag|men]] take their [[cock|penises]] and stroke. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first [[Win|wins]], like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because women can't ejaculate; therefore, they are [[Fail|inferior]] to men.


==Circle jerks [[IRL]]==
Where multiple [[fags|men]] stroke their own or their neighbors [[cock]]s. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first wins, like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because [[squirt|women can't ejaculate]]; further proving their [[fail|inferiority]] to men.
In real life, a [[circle jerk]] is a sex act consisting of three or more [[13 year old boys]] [[Masturbation|masturbating]] each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high [[Dungeons & Dragons]] sleep-overs, a circle jerk is [[not gay]]. Nope, not at all.  Seriously, 100% [[heterosexual]], but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking [[kill them in the face|kill you in the face]]. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with [[Oil|lube]] and a [[gay]] [[Porn|porno]] on. A more [[Leet|advanced version]] has neither lube nor [[pr0n|porn]]. Instead, [[Homosexual|the participants]] spooge on something edible, e.g. a [[Cake|danish roll]]. He who [[Loser|shoots last]] [[NOM NOM NOM|must eat it]].


==Circle jerks [[OTI]]==
==IRL==
Online, a [[circle jerk]] is a bizarre [[internets]] ritual which involves [[13 year old boys]] gathering on [[BBS]], [[AOL]], and [[chat]] to banter with fervor about their particular [[fandom]]. When witnessing a  circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the [[fanboy]]s with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.   
[[Image:Circlejerk.jpg|thumb|It's just boy time, 100% not gay]]
 
In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more [[13 year old boys]] [[Masturbation|masturbating]] each other in a circle.  A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high [[Dungeons & Dragons]] sleep-overs, a circle jerk is [[not gay]]. Nope, not at all.  Seriously, 100% [[heterosexual]], but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking [[kill them in the face|kill you in the face]]. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with [[Oil|lube]] and a [[gay]] [[porn|porno]] on. A more [[Leet|advanced version]] has neither lube nor [[pr0n|porn]]. Instead, [[Homosexual|the participants]] spooge on something edible, e.g. a [[Cake|Danish roll]]. He who [[Loser|shoots last]] [[NOM NOM NOM|must eat it]].
 
==OTI==
[[File:Join in the Circle Jerk.jpg|thumb]]
 
Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre [[internets]] ritual which involves [[13 year old boys]] or [[atheists]] gathering on [[BBS]], [[AOL]], and [[chat]] to banter with fervor about their particular [[fandom]]. When witnessing a  circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the [[fanboy]]s with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.   


An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any [[Lunix|Linux]] articles submitted to [[Slashdot]].
An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any [[Lunix|Linux]] articles submitted to [[Slashdot]].


==See Also==
==See also==
[[Image:Circlejerk_0202.JPG|thumb|This one is for [[hardvice]]!]]
 
* [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]]
* [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]]
* [[No homo]]
* [[Soggy biscuits]]
* [[Soggy biscuits]]
* [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]
* [http://www.fightingamphibians.com/ Fighting Amphibians]
* [[DevianTART Stamps]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] [[Friends of A-Log|and all his little aspie friends]]
* [http://kagerostudios.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=330&st=0 Kagero Studios]
* [http://kagerostudios.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=330&st=0 Kagero Studios]
[[Category: Sex]] [[Category: Faggotry]]
* [[Reddit]]
** [http://reddit.com/r/circlejerk r/circlejerk - Surprisingly, the only sane, acceptable place on reddit]
* [[Asalieri]] (and his inner circle)
* [[Special:ListAdmins|ED's most notorious circle jerk]]


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Latest revision as of 12:56, 14 August 2023

Congratulations, you're now hardcore!

Where multiple men stroke their own or their neighbors cocks. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; further proving their inferiority to men.

IRL

It's just boy time, 100% not gay

In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a gay porno on. A more advanced version has neither lube nor porn. Instead, the participants spooge on something edible, e.g. a Danish roll. He who shoots last must eat it.

OTI

Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys or atheists gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervor about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.

An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.

See also

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