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In | In today's world, you don't need to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, '''DJ Khaled''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Khaled Khaled'''),is a {{age|1975|11|26}} year old talentless [[Palestine|Palestinian-American]] [[Attention Whore]] "DJ" known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty [[Rap|rappers]] do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on [[Snapchat]] with [[no|inspirational]] captions. Somehow this man,[[truth| is showing how wasteful we human beings really are]]. | ||
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==Overview== | |||
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| | You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? [[no shit|Well no]]; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? [[Dumbass|Of course not]]; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts [[nobody cares|"DJ KHALED!!!!!"]], [[lie|"WE DA BEST MUSIC!!!!!"]] and [[Fuck|ANOTHER ONE!!!!!]] over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists". | ||
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===Snapchat=== | |||
On Snapchat he referred to as the [[fail|"King of Snapchat"]], because he shits out more pictures than any else. You may be asking, what does [[who cares|he do on it]]? Well he shows off his fat-fuck body to prove his [[none|self-importance]] and adds a caption about wisdom you won't give a shit about. | |||
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File:DJ Khaled Fatfucketry.jpg| His [[no|attractive]] body in all it's glory. | |||
File:Tryhard face.jpg| The stupid face he does. | |||
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File:His feet.jpg| His feet if you [[Sick Fuck|want to see them]]. | |||
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== | ==[[Fail|Fails]] by DJ Khaled== | ||
The former unfunny troll rapper [[Tyler the Creator]] | The former unfunny troll rapper, [[Tyler the Creator]], created his most [[shit|artistic]] album yet [[shit nobody cares about|"IGOR"]]. It was above DJ Khaled's shitty album that no one gave a shit about. DJ Khaled got butthurt over his failed album not reaching number one. That he sperged out on [[Instagram]]. | ||
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Tyler the Creator | Tyler the Creator could less of a fuck and said this: | ||
{{quote|Bro, that Khaled thing was like, it was fun, it was just watching a man die inside, The weirdo was winning. I was moonwalking in a wig. This nigga had everyone on his album. For some guy like that to kind of indirectly be like, 'That ain't real rap, that ain't real Black music,' that's what it felt like, And I was like, my nigga, don't do...but I didn’t say nothing, I just let that No. 1 speak. Nigga’s ego had to deal with that because his whole identity is being No. 1. And when he didn’t get that, that sat with him longer in real-life time than that moment. I moved on. That nigga ego was deflated, he’ll probably never admit [it]. |Tyler the Faggot}} | {{quote|Bro, that Khaled thing was like, it was fun, it was just watching a man die inside, The weirdo was winning. I was moonwalking in a wig. This nigga had everyone on his album. For some guy like that to kind of indirectly be like, 'That ain't real rap, that ain't real Black music,' that's what it felt like, And I was like, my nigga, don't do...but I didn’t say nothing, I just let that No. 1 speak. Nigga’s ego had to deal with that because his whole identity is being No. 1. And when he didn’t get that, that sat with him longer in real-life time than that moment. I moved on. That nigga ego was deflated, he’ll probably never admit [it]. |Tyler the Faggot}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:00, 5 August 2024
In today's world, you don't need to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, DJ Khaled (Powerword: Khaled Khaled),is a 48 year old talentless Palestinian-American Attention Whore "DJ" known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty rappers do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on Snapchat with inspirational captions. Somehow this man, is showing how wasteful we human beings really are.
Overview
You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? Well no; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? Of course not; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts "DJ KHALED!!!!!", "WE DA BEST MUSIC!!!!!" and ANOTHER ONE!!!!! over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists".
Snapchat
On Snapchat he referred to as the "King of Snapchat", because he shits out more pictures than any else. You may be asking, what does he do on it? Well he shows off his fat-fuck body to prove his self-importance and adds a caption about wisdom you won't give a shit about.
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His attractive body in all it's glory.
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The stupid face he does.
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His feet if you want to see them.
Fails by DJ Khaled
The former unfunny troll rapper, Tyler the Creator, created his most artistic album yet "IGOR". It was above DJ Khaled's shitty album that no one gave a shit about. DJ Khaled got butthurt over his failed album not reaching number one. That he sperged out on Instagram.
Tyler the Creator could less of a fuck and said this:
—Tyler the Faggot |
See Also
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