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[[Image:Skinnylizzy.jpg|thumb|left|People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.]]
[[Image:Stephen_king_thinner.jpg|thumb|left|Diagnosis = gypsy curse?]][[File:BOMSfamily.jpg|thumb|People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.]]
[[Image:Lizzythread.jpg|thumb|The original thread.]]
[[Image:Lizzythread.jpg|thumb|The original thread.]]
[[Image:Stephen_king_thinner.jpg|thumb|Diagnosis = gypsy curse?]]
'''Because of my syndrome''' (or '''BOMS''') is a phrase used to refer to a special lightweight female. Because of her syndrome, '''Lizzie Velasquez''' is [[pro ana|not able to <s>gain weight</s>]] store [[fat]]. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~[[zero|0]] percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some [[muss]] and is just too lazy to [[Bodybuilder|lift dem weights]].
[[Image:Doctors_dont_know_bout_lizzie.jpg|thumb|[[Bitches don't know|Doctor's don't know my diagnosis]].]]
[[Image:Lizziemongler.jpg|thumb|[[Cockmongler|I'll pull your heartstrings]] to get on Oprah. Also, [[Hurr|HURRRRRRR]]]]
[[Image:Lizziedonotwant.jpg|thumb|[[DO NOT WANT]]]]


[http://aboutlizzie.weebly.com Because of her syndrome] '''Lizzie Velasquez''' is [[pro ana|not able to gain weight]]. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has [[zero]] percent body fat as well. [[pirate|She is also blind in one eye]] and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it. [[Some argue|Some researchers believe]] that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and [[Amy Winehouse]] [[heroin|Disease]] but so far this work remains speculative.
In addition to having a face that makes you want to gouge your own eyes out with a spork, [[pirate|she is also blind in one eye]] and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it.. [[Some argue|Some researchers believe]] that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and [[Amy Winehouse]] [[heroin|Disease]] but so far this work remains speculative.


She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is [[troll|post]] on /[[b]]/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.
She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is [[troll|post]] on /[[b]]/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.
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She attends [[Alcoholic|Texas State University]], so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"
She attends [[Alcoholic|Texas State University]], so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"


==[[tl;dw]] YouTube==
==LizzitaChickita==
<youtube>dkmgcI5YSrM</youtube>
:[[tl;dw]] on [[YouTube]]: <s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmgcI5YSrM</s> some things censored
<youtube>XUJ42-yZAqM</youtube>
 
{{videoframe|BOMSvids|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>mP5QNz2fVSA</youtube><br>On the Maury Show in 2000 at 11 years
|<youtube>XUJ42-yZAqM</youtube><br>Debuting on YouTube in 2008 at 19 years
|<youtube>YtcFZwZCMrI</youtube>Despite {{oldid|408846|rumours}} spread by [[Bronies]], she is not dead. She has posted on her YouTube channel as recently as December 19, 2012}}
 
==The [[Maury]] Show==
Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in [http://www.oocities.org/entertalkmentsite/maury.html season three] in the year 2000 in a [http://www.tvguide.com/detail/tv-show.aspx?tvobjectid=194938&more=ucepisodelist&episodeid=2758444 November 8] (or possibly [http://archive.fo/2Y2Gd January 1]) episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and [[Fat|50 pounds]].
 
==Liguori==
[[File:LizzieBeautiful.jpg|thumb|left|First book]][[File:BeBeautifulBeYou.jpg|thumb|Second book]]
Lizzie co-wrote her first novel with her mother Rita, called "Lizzie Beautiful". She wrote her second novel by herself, and chose an interesting group to publish it. It was set for release September 1, 2012, by Liguori Publications. Their summary is elucidating:
{{quote|Liguori Publications is a collaborative ministry of Redemptorist priests and brothers and lay staff whose mission is to spread the good news of the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world through its publications. Liguorian magazine is one of the nation’s leading Catholic periodicals. Liguori also produces trade books, youth and catechetical materials for parishes and religious education programs, parish bulletins, and devotional and educational pamphlets|For more information, call 1-800-325-9521 or visit Liguori.org.}}
Clearly this means that Lizzie is now using her disease to promote her Catholic extremist views.


==The Maury Show==
==Galleries==
Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in season three in an episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and [[Fat|50 pounds.]] You cannot find a video of the episode because [[nobody cares]] and it would be flagged as [[Offended|shocking or disgusting content]]. Lizzie's dream is to whore herself on [[Oprah]].
===Family===
<gallery>
File:BrotherChrisVelasquez2008.jpg|Chris, brother
File:2012BrotherBOMS.jpg|(little brother, 4 years later)
File:SisterMarinaVelasquez2008.jpg|Marina, sister
File:SyndromeSisters2012.jpg|(little sister, 4 years later)
File:MotherRitaVelasquez2008.jpg|Rita, mother
File:FatherLupeVelasquez2008.jpg|Lupe, father
File:AuntEliaCamarillo2008.jpg|Elia, aunt
File:BOMScousinAnna2012.jpg|Anna, cousin
</gallery>


==Because of my syndrome==
===Friends===
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
<gallery>
File:FriendAbrahamSalazar2008.jpg|Abraham
File:FriendJoePeralez2008.jpg|Joe
File:FriendTiffanyGrezlik2008.jpg|Tiffany
</gallery>
 
===Other===
<gallery>
File:AcquaintanceEdgarHernandez2008.jpg|Edgar, "[[Boyfriend|acquaintance]]"
File:TeacherPaulaRichardson2008.jpg|Paula, teacher
</gallery>
Missing:
*Abigail Rodriguez writer/director/photography
*Shatara McNeil producer
 
===Prospects===
<gallery>
File:Lizziedonotwant.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Lizzyteeth.jpg|I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzynigger.jpg|I fucked a [[nigger]] out of desperation.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyhidinghereye.jpg|I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycantstand.jpg|Hold me! I'm too weak to stand!<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyisskinny.jpg|I can't gain weight.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
File:GarretGrahamBOMS.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Garrett Graham|Garett]]
File:MattSchaubBOMS.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Matt Schaub|Matt]]
</gallery>
 
===Related===
<gallery>
Image:Lizzyisblind.jpg|I'm blind in one eye.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyisblind.jpg|I'm blind in one eye.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyteeth.jpg|I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzynigger.jpg|I fucked a black person out of desperation.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzychristmastree.jpg|I'm thinner than the Christmas tree.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzychristmastree.jpg|I'm thinner than the Christmas tree.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Lizzycheerleadingbreak.jpg|I need to take a 3 month break from cheerleading.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyflatchest.jpg|I don't have any [[Tits|breasts]].<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyflatchest.jpg|I don't have any [[Tits|breasts]].<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycantgetup.jpg|HELP ME! I've fallen and I'm too weak to get up!<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyhidinghereye.jpg|I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycaneatanything.jpg|I can eat as much as I want.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycaneatanything.jpg|I can eat as much as I want.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycantstand.jpg|Hold me! I'm too weak to stand!<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyisskinny.jpg|I can't gain weight.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyblueshirt.jpg|I can wear toddler clothes.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyonatable.jpg|[[Attention whore|Look at me!]]<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzypiggybackride.jpg|I need a piggyback ride.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzypiggybackride.jpg|I need a piggyback ride.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizziefriends.jpg|People go out of their way to make me feel special.<br><br>Because of <s>their guilt</s> my syndrome.
Image:Lizziefriends.jpg|People go out of their way to make me feel special.<br><br>Because of <s>their guilt</s> my syndrome.
Image:AmyPapersWENN_468x632.jpg|I liek shiny things.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
File:BOMSprospect2012.jpg
File:2012syndromeFootballFriends.jpg
</gallery>
</gallery>
|}}


{{clear}}
===Solo===
<gallery>
Image:Lizzycheerleadingbreak.jpg|I need to take a 3 month break from cheerleading.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzycantgetup.jpg|HELP ME! I've fallen and I'm too weak to get up!<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyblueshirt.jpg|I can wear toddler clothes.<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
Image:Lizzyonatable.jpg|[[Attention whore|Look at me!]]<br><br>Because of my syndrome.
File:BOMS2.jpg|At 2 in 1991
File:MauryLizzie11.jpg|At 11 in 2000
File:BOMS2010.jpg|At 21 in 2010
File:BOMSsnacks.jpg|Eating snacks
Image:Doctors_dont_know_bout_lizzie.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|Doctor's don't know my diagnosis]].
Image:Lizziemongler.jpg|[[Cockmongler|I'll pull your heartstrings]] to get on Oprah. Also, [[Hurr|HURRRRRRR]]
</gallery>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Amy Winehouse]]
*[[Because of Parkinson's]]
*[[Because of Parkinson's]]
*[[Chin-chan]]
*[[Cripple]]
*[[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]]
*[[Pillow Angel]]
*[[Pillow Angel]]
*[[Pro-Ana]]
*[[Juliana Wetmore]]
*[[Juliana Wetmore]]
*[[TsimFuckis]]
*[[TsimFuckis]]
*[[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]]
*[[Cripple]]
*[[Amy Winehouse]]
*[[Chin-chan]]
*[[Pro-Ana]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
{{quote|We should be feeding children in Africa or funding cancer research, not trying to cure some disease that will only help 3 people.|bodybuilder}}
{{quote|We should be [[Ethiopia|feeding children in Africa]] or funding cancer research, not trying to cure some disease that will only help 3 people.|bodybuilder}}
*[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=112667721 '''Please Help Lizzie! (Serious)''' thread] on [[bodybuilding.com]]
*[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=112667721 '''Please Help Lizzie! (Serious)''' thread] on [[bodybuilding.com]]
*[http://aboutlizzie.weebly.com Lizzie's site]
*Huffington Post's [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/lizzie-velasquez-adipose-tissue-neonatal-progeroid-syndrome_n_1880875.html article] and [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/30/lizzy-velasquez-56-pound_n_630713.html video]: "must eat every 15 minutes to stay alive."
 
===Personal===
*Lizzie's site: <s>http://aboutlizzie.weebly.com</s> http://www.aboutlizzie.com
*[http://www.facebook.com/people/Lizzie-Velasquez/618076753 Lizzie's Facebook]
*[http://www.facebook.com/people/Lizzie-Velasquez/618076753 Lizzie's Facebook]
*[http://www.myspace.com/lizziev07 Lizzie's Myspace]
*[http://www.myspace.com/lizziev07 Lizzie's Myspace]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/lizzitachickita Lizzie's YouTube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/lizzitachickita Lizzie's YouTube]


 
{{sites}}
{{memes}}
{{Memes}}
 
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Diagnosis = gypsy curse?
People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.

Because of my syndrome.
The original thread.

Because of my syndrome (or BOMS) is a phrase used to refer to a special lightweight female. Because of her syndrome, Lizzie Velasquez is not able to gain weight store fat. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~0 percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some muss and is just too lazy to lift dem weights.

In addition to having a face that makes you want to gouge your own eyes out with a spork, she is also blind in one eye and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it.. Some researchers believe that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and Amy Winehouse Disease but so far this work remains speculative.

She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is post on /b/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.

She attends Texas State University, so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"

LizzitaChickita

tl;dw on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmgcI5YSrM some things censored


On the Maury Show in 2000 at 11 years


Debuting on YouTube in 2008 at 19 years

Despite rumours spread by Bronies, she is not dead. She has posted on her YouTube channel as recently as December 19, 2012

Previous Video | Next Video

The Maury Show

Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in season three in the year 2000 in a November 8 (or possibly January 1) episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and 50 pounds.

Liguori

First book
Second book

Lizzie co-wrote her first novel with her mother Rita, called "Lizzie Beautiful". She wrote her second novel by herself, and chose an interesting group to publish it. It was set for release September 1, 2012, by Liguori Publications. Their summary is elucidating:

   
“ 		 
Liguori Publications is a collaborative ministry of Redemptorist priests and brothers and lay staff whose mission is to spread the good news of the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world through its publications. Liguorian magazine is one of the nation’s leading Catholic periodicals. Liguori also produces trade books, youth and catechetical materials for parishes and religious education programs, parish bulletins, and devotional and educational pamphlets
  		„
  		 

—For more information, call 1-800-325-9521 or visit Liguori.org.

Clearly this means that Lizzie is now using her disease to promote her Catholic extremist views.

Galleries

Family

  • Chris, brother
    Chris, brother
  • (little brother, 4 years later)
    (little brother, 4 years later)
  • Marina, sister
    Marina, sister
  • (little sister, 4 years later)
    (little sister, 4 years later)
  • Rita, mother
    Rita, mother
  • Lupe, father
    Lupe, father
  • Elia, aunt
    Elia, aunt
  • Anna, cousin
    Anna, cousin

Friends

  • Abraham
    Abraham
  • Joe
    Joe
  • Tiffany
    Tiffany

Other

Missing:

  • Abigail Rodriguez writer/director/photography
  • Shatara McNeil producer

Prospects

  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time. Because of my syndrome.
    I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I fucked a nigger out of desperation. Because of my syndrome.
    I fucked a nigger out of desperation.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye. Because of my syndrome.
    I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • Hold me! I'm too weak to stand! Because of my syndrome.
    Hold me! I'm too weak to stand!

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I can't gain weight. Because of my syndrome.
    I can't gain weight.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • Garett
    Garett
  • Matt
    Matt

Related

  • I'm blind in one eye. Because of my syndrome.
    I'm blind in one eye.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I'm thinner than the Christmas tree. Because of my syndrome.
    I'm thinner than the Christmas tree.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I don't have any breasts. Because of my syndrome.
    I don't have any breasts.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I can eat as much as I want. Because of my syndrome.
    I can eat as much as I want.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I need a piggyback ride. Because of my syndrome.
    I need a piggyback ride.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • People go out of their way to make me feel special. Because of their guilt my syndrome.
    People go out of their way to make me feel special.

    Because of their guilt my syndrome.

Solo

See Also

External Links

   
“ 		 
We should be feeding children in Africa or funding cancer research, not trying to cure some disease that will only help 3 people.
  		„
  		 

—bodybuilder

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