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A 17 year old pedophile that chatted with a 14 year old girl on AIM who was disguised as an FBI agent. After sending the "loli" a photo of his misshapen cock, Anonymous proceeded to bust out the always epic FBI copypasta, causing misticvitamin to immediately break down and beg for forgiveness, even giving out his phone number is in an attempt to get the "FBI" off his ass.

FBI Anonymous proceeded to post the log and screenshot of misticvitamin's dick on 4chan. Much lulz was to be had when other anonymous began to call his phone number. One anon got misticvitamin's mother and told her that the court day was September 7th. Another anon also called, mentioned that his son had stuck it in the girl's pooper, causing the mother to freak out. The OP also called the phone number, but apparently the OP actually did sound like a loli, misticvitamin went into disbelief.

Log

misticvitamin (4:58:30 PM): i want u to suck my big hard cock
misticvitamin (4:58:38 PM): do u have any nudes?
LOLIgirlll69 (4:58:50 PM): NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
LOLIgirlll69 (4:59:14 PM): Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.
misticvitamin (4:59:22 PM): what do i do??
misticvitamin (4:59:25 PM): what was tat
misticvitamin (4:59:27 PM): im sorry
LOLIgirlll69 (4:59:35 PM): Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.
misticvitamin (5:00:11 PM): im so sorry
misticvitamin (5:00:14 PM): i wont send anyhting
misticvitamin (5:00:16 PM): i thought u wanted it
misticvitamin (5:00:22 PM): im only seventeen
misticvitamin (5:00:25 PM): im so sorry
misticvitamin (5:00:30 PM): what can i do?
LOLIgirlll69 (5:00:40 PM): The directions are clearly stated above.
misticvitamin (5:00:53 PM): how do i do taht
misticvitamin (5:00:55 PM): im so sorry
misticvitamin (5:00:57 PM): i will stop
misticvitamin (5:00:58 PM): never agian
misticvitamin (5:01:00 PM): will i do this
misticvitamin (5:01:03 PM): im only seventeen
misticvitamin (5:01:17 PM): can u explain again
misticvitamin (5:01:21 PM): i dont know waht to do
misticvitamin (5:01:22 PM): im sorry
misticvitamin (5:01:33 PM): what do i have to do?
misticvitamin (5:01:59 PM): i ddnt know it was illegal
LOLIgirlll69 (5:02:00 PM): You can expect a call from one of the agents near your residence in 2-3 days.
misticvitamin (5:02:07 PM): okay
misticvitamin (5:02:13 PM): will i be in trouble?
misticvitamin (5:02:17 PM): i ddnt know it was illegal
misticvitamin (5:02:22 PM): i thought as long as the person wanted it
misticvitamin (5:02:24 PM): it was fine
LOLIgirlll69 (5:02:41 PM): the girl you thought you were chatting with claimed to be 14.
LOLIgirlll69 (5:02:43 PM): is it still ok?
misticvitamin (5:02:53 PM): i ddnt know her age
misticvitamin (5:02:54 PM): i asked her
misticvitamin (5:02:57 PM): if hse wanted it
misticvitamin (5:03:00 PM): im so sorry
misticvitamin (5:03:03 PM): i ll never do it again
misticvitamin (5:03:06 PM): i ddnt know
misticvitamin (5:03:10 PM): im sooo sorry
LOLIgirlll69 (5:03:27 PM): I'm not qualified to continue this chat nor can I make any judgement as to how the prosecution process will take place.
misticvitamin (5:03:33 PM): who is this
misticvitamin (5:03:37 PM): how can i contact someone
LOLIgirlll69 (5:03:38 PM): Expect the call, everything will be explained.
misticvitamin (5:03:41 PM): can u tell me htat
misticvitamin (5:03:44 PM): how can i contact
misticvitamin (5:03:44 PM): them
LOLIgirlll69 (5:04:01 PM): You will recieve a call from an agent regarding this issue
LOLIgirlll69 (5:04:09 PM): when we find the time to send the needed information.
misticvitamin (5:04:09 PM): will i be in trouble
misticvitamin (5:04:16 PM): im sorry
misticvitamin (5:04:18 PM): i ddnt know
misticvitamin (5:04:18 PM): anyhting
misticvitamin (5:04:21 PM): i will stop
misticvitamin (5:04:22 PM): i swear
misticvitamin (5:04:40 PM): can i contact you
misticvitamin (5:04:41 PM): on the phone
misticvitamin (5:04:44 PM): and ask questions
misticvitamin (5:04:55 PM): can i contact you
misticvitamin (5:04:58 PM): via phone
misticvitamin (5:04:59 PM): please
misticvitamin (5:05:02 PM): i just need hlep
LOLIgirlll69 (5:05:03 PM): For what purpose.
misticvitamin (5:05:10 PM): for some explananitons
misticvitamin (5:05:12 PM): please
LOLIgirlll69 (5:05:18 PM): I cannot trust you with our phone number.
misticvitamin (5:05:18 PM): who am i talking to right now
LOLIgirlll69 (5:05:37 PM): I can call you if you'd like to give me your number, but I cannot trust you with the branch's number.
LOLIgirlll69 (5:05:42 PM): I'm not authorized to give it out.
misticvitamin (5:05:47 PM): who am i tlaking to
LOLIgirlll69 (5:05:56 PM): my name is Kale.
misticvitamin (5:06:02 PM): waht do u work for
LOLIgirlll69 (5:06:11 PM): I work for the FBI.
misticvitamin (5:06:19 PM): how do i have proof that this is real
misticvitamin (5:06:21 PM): im so sorry
misticvitamin (5:06:25 PM): i had no idea
misticvitamin (5:06:37 PM): i m only seventeen and i was just doing it for fun
misticvitamin (5:06:41 PM): and everytime i made sure
misticvitamin (5:06:44 PM): it was okay with the other person
LOLIgirlll69 (5:06:49 PM): If you would like me to call so I can properly explain your offense, I can very well do so.
misticvitamin (5:06:53 PM): okay
misticvitamin (5:06:57 PM): 267 918 8855
misticvitamin (5:07:02 PM): please call
misticvitamin (5:07:08 PM): im so sorry
LOLIgirlll69 (5:07:19 PM): it will be just a moment.
misticvitamin (5:07:23 PM): ok
misticvitamin (5:07:26 PM): thank you very much
misticvitamin (5:07:32 PM): does this happen alot?
misticvitamin direct connection is closed (5:12:54 PM).
misticvitamin signed off at 5:13:38 PM.