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Gabby Petito was a [[YouTube]] "van-life" creator, [[Instagram]] thot and at the moment, the most lucrative dead bitch in the entire world. | {{crap}} | ||
Gabby Petito was a [[YouTube]] "[[Homeless|van-life]]" creator, [[Instagram]] thot and at the moment, the most lucrative dead bitch in the entire world. | |||
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In September of 2021, Gabby was reported missing while "traveling" the country, in her van, with her prematurely balding fiancee, Brian Laundrie. As with every missing or murdered [[woman]], she apparently "loved life" "had a smile that lit up the room" and the world collectively lost their shit when her body was found. | In September of 2021, Gabby was reported missing while "traveling" the country, in her van, with her prematurely balding fiancee, Brian Laundrie. As with every missing or murdered [[woman]], she apparently "loved life" "had a smile that lit up the room" and the world collectively lost their shit when her body was found. | ||
[[File:Gabby and Brian.jpg|thumb]] | [[File:Gabby and Brian.jpg|thumb|True love]] | ||
Brian Laundrie, a balding [[ | Brian Laundrie, a balding [[manlet]], returned with Gabby's van after no one had heard from her. He was extremely smart, despite how fucking dumb he looks, and STFU and refused to speak to the [[police]]. | ||
[[File:BrianLaundrieBaldo.jpg|thumb| Absolute Chad.]] | |||
==We love our law enforcement== | ==We love our law enforcement== | ||
[[File:Merlin 2885005.0.jpg|thumb|Posing is important.]] | |||
The cops and even the fucking [[FBI]] claimed to have been watching his house, yet somehow Brian managed to disappear completely. Millions have been spent searching for this idiot; helicopters, K-9 units, trackers, divers and anything else law enforcement in [[Florida]] can waste money on. | The cops and even the fucking [[FBI]] claimed to have been watching his house, yet somehow Brian managed to disappear completely. Millions have been spent searching for this idiot; helicopters, K-9 units, trackers, divers and anything else law enforcement in [[Florida]] can waste money on. | ||
The search continues and the [[niggers]] are chimping out because no one cares about missing and murdered female gorillas. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:58, 3 October 2021
Gabby Petito was a YouTube "van-life" creator, Instagram thot and at the moment, the most lucrative dead bitch in the entire world.
In September of 2021, Gabby was reported missing while "traveling" the country, in her van, with her prematurely balding fiancee, Brian Laundrie. As with every missing or murdered woman, she apparently "loved life" "had a smile that lit up the room" and the world collectively lost their shit when her body was found.
Brian Laundrie, a balding manlet, returned with Gabby's van after no one had heard from her. He was extremely smart, despite how fucking dumb he looks, and STFU and refused to speak to the police.
We love our law enforcement
The cops and even the fucking FBI claimed to have been watching his house, yet somehow Brian managed to disappear completely. Millions have been spent searching for this idiot; helicopters, K-9 units, trackers, divers and anything else law enforcement in Florida can waste money on.
The search continues and the niggers are chimping out because no one cares about missing and murdered female gorillas.
Gallery
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