Evil Trout

He did some crazy shit in college.

He asked for it he got it.

He really, really does.

Evil Trout is the homosexual creator of Forumwarz. He has a sick fetish for aquariums and once tried to mouth-fuck a piranha. His balls have never been the same.

He created a system on ForumWarz called e-peen in which you must suck his internets cock to attain a higher status in a pointless game. These virtual whores get a shiny new JPG on their userpage like a grave stone commemorating hours of time raped to death by this asshole.

History

On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot dick in something.”

He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “fuckable”.

And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.

Several months later, the trout prematurely ass-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs”, one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate!

See Also

• ForumWarz
• Cunt

External Links

• ForumWarz user page