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== Dad on the toilet again, or music? ==
'''Dubstep''' is a faggy [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  [[Shit nobody cares about|Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.]] Seriously, this fucking shit makes [[Soulja Boy|Soulja Boy]] sound like Mozart.


'''Dubstep''' is a [[Music|genre]] of music made by [[Hitler|Hitler]] in the 1940's so he could have some entertainment. He then started a large full-scale revolution against music to promote his [[Shit|Dubstep]]. The [[Fag|United States]] of course thought it would be fun to steal this [[Music|genre]] for teh lulz, so they persuaded [[Hitler|Hitler]] to become [[An_Hero|An hero]] by telling him [[Shit|lies]] and [[An_Hero|stealing his iPod]]. After he successfully became [[An_Hero|An hero]], they made up a story about a war and gave it to [[Fag|United States Newspapers]]. Since then, the genre has been invaded by cancer such as [[Skrillex|Skrillex]].
== Characteristics ==
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
In [[truth]], dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a [[Apple|vocoder]]. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects [[bullshit|might sound interesting at first]], but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the [[fail]] of fags who were born in the 90s.


Just kidding. Except for the Skrillex part.
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'''Dubstep''' is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in south London, England. Its overall sound has been described as "tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals."
== Lyrics ==
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Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.


The earliest dubstep releases date back to 1998 and were darker, more experimental, instrumental dub remixes of 2-step garage tracks attempting to incorporate the funky elements of breakbeat, or the dark elements of drum and bass into 2-step, which featured B-sides of single releases. In 2001, this and other strains of dark garage music began to be showcased and promoted at London's night club Plastic People, at the "Forward" night (sometimes stylized as FWD>>), which went on to be considerably influential to the development of dubstep. The term "dubstep" in reference to a genre of music began to be used by around 2002, by which time stylistic trends used in creating these remixes started to become more noticeable and distinct from 2-step and grime.
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
<br>Everybody ge-snare<br>
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>


A very early supporter of the sound was BBC Radio 1 DJ John Peel, who started playing it from 2003 onwards. In 2004, the last year of his show, his listeners voted Distance, Digital Mystikz and Plastician (formerly Plasticman) in their top 50 for the year.[2] Dubstep started to spread beyond small local scenes in late 2005 and early 2006; many websites devoted to the genre appeared on the internet and aided the growth of the scene, such as dubstepforum, the download site Barefiles and blogs such as gutterbreakz.[3] Simultaneously, the genre was receiving extensive coverage in music magazines such as The Wire and online publications such as Pitchfork Media, with a regular feature entitled The Month In: Grime/Dubstep. Interest in dubstep grew significantly after BBC Radio 1 DJ Mary Anne Hobbs started championing the genre, beginning with a show devoted to it (entitled "Dubstep Warz") in January 2006.
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>


<br>Verse 2:<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody its unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
<br>everybody ge-snare<br>
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>


<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable<br>


== Characteristics ==
== The Pinnacle of Dubstep ==
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
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[[Shit nobody cares about|Dubstep normally sounds like "wobwobwobwobwob" and theres not much else to it.]]
 
== Artists ==
 
*Skrillex
*Zomby
*Noisia
*16Bit
*Parametic
*Foreign Beggars
*Bassnectar
*Datsik
*Doctor P
*Flux Pavillion
*Unicorn Kid
*Modstep


== How to Correctly Make Dubstep ==
== [[An Hero|How to Correctly Make Dubstep]] ==
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== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
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==THE [[shit|GREATEST SONGS OF THE GENRE]] ==
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== See also ==
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* [[Chav]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Borgore]]


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Latest revision as of 10:33, 10 September 2018


Dad on the toilet again, or music?

Dubstep is a faggy genre of acoustic banjo music that has its roots in reggae and London's early 2000s UK garage scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat. Seriously, this fucking shit makes Soulja Boy sound like Mozart.

Characteristics

DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.

In truth, dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a vocoder. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects might sound interesting at first, but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the fail of fags who were born in the 90s.

Lyrics

Trufax

Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody it's unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

Everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable


Verse 2:

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody its unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable

The Pinnacle of Dubstep

How to Correctly Make Dubstep

How to Properly Dance to Dubstep

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