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| | #REDIRECT [[Stop Online Piracy Act]] |
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| [[Image:Sunglases_Obama.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|You know who to blame for this.]]]] | |
| Some time [[last Thursday]] the [[retards]] up in the <s>White</s> Black House, now bored of fapping away to re-runs of [[My Little Pony]] decided that it's finally time to [[Armageddon|drop the ban-hammer on teh internets]] and [[BAWW|make it illegal to post video game videos online]] in the form of a certain legal document called [[goatse|Bill S.978.]] Immediately since release, the internet has gone into a complete [[rape|shitfest]], fapping furiously, raping one another, and getting banned from [[4chan]], in the knowledge that teh internet, (also known as the only thing preventing [[you]] from becoming [[an hero]]) is going down. It has [[fail|quite appropriately]] been dubbed the Armageddon by aspie furfags and Youtubers alike.
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| ==Youtube's Response==
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| As expected approximately three seconds after the bill [[cum|came]] into existence, Youtube and their legion of [[you|ass pies]] immediately began to piss themselves in despair, proceeding to produce [[4chan|propaganda]] advocating that the [[nigger|Black House]] [[BAWW|be repeatedly raped in the ass]] for their [[lulz|unforgivable act of authority abuse.]] Numerous people started flooding the U.S. government with [[BAWW|hate mail]] and [[lulz|death threats]]. Of course, none of these messages actually made it to [[Obama|the president]] because he was too busy lolling at all of the Youtube comments. And of course, nothing of value was lost... yet.
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| [[Image:Obama_Troll_face.jpg|thumb|left|Our fine president [[troll|doing what he does best]]]]
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| <center>[[File:Youtube Trolled.png|Youtube Trolled.png]]</center>
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| {{quote|The entire bill in a nutshell}}
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| A butthurt Youtube fag complaining about the source of all of his misery
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| ==Anonymous's response==
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| Anonymous on the other hand [[Lie|being the far more mature and superior breed they are]] decided that they wouldn't be fucked with, and are, as you read this, building up a [[orgy|resistance group]] to the bill. Meanwhile, the world is still rotting, and smells like [[you|shit.]]
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| [[Category:IRL Shit]]
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Latest revision as of 04:32, 17 December 2011
