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== Dad on the toilet again, or music? ==
 
'''Dubstep''' is a faggy [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  [[Shit nobody cares about|Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.]] Seriously, this fucking shit makes [[Soulja Boy|Soulja Boy]] sound like Mozart.
 
 
'''Dubstep''' is a faggy [[Music|genre]] of [[Shit|acoustic banjo music]] that has its roots in [[weed|reggae]] and [[London]]'s early 2000s [[Chav|UK garage]] scene.  Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on [[Megaman|bass]], often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a [[Speed|tempo]] of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat. Such factors wubb WOBBWOB wobbwob woooooob WOBWOBWOB WOBB WOBB-WO-wob-WOOOB WOBBWOB wobb WO wooob WOBWOB wo WOBWOOBWOB wooob WOOOB WOBB wo wooob WOOOB, WOOOB WOBBWOB WOBB wob wooob wobb wobwoobwobbo wob wobwob WOB wobwob WOBB WOBB. WOOOB, wob WOOOB WO WOBWOB wo wobbwob wo wobwobwob WOBB WO wob woooooob WOBB wo wob WOBWOOBWOB WOBBWOB.
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== Characteristics ==
== Characteristics ==
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
[[Image:Ewoks.jpg|thumb|DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.]]
[[Shit nobody cares about|wobwobwob WOOOB wooob wo, dub db dub dubb dubbbynesss, ubbb ubb bb ubbbbb ubbbbbyesdd wessyewstssscvssscvsssstgwdyg its a fucking wicked genre!!!!! check it out and mix it 4 ever and EVER AND EVER N EVER NEVER NEVERRRRRR AGINNNNNNN and will u be mixing this 2night?, WOBBWOB wo wooaabbwobb wobbillyillyyy ob obb woooooob WO WOBB WOB wobb wobb WOB wooob wobwob-WOOOB 2-WOBB WOBFACE WOBWOB WOOOB. WOOOB WOOAABBWOBB wooob wooob wo wo WOB WO-WOBB wo wo wooob WOOOB wo WOBWOOBWOB wobwob wobbwob. WOBBWOB wo wobwobwob WOBWOOBWOBBO. WOBB wobbwob, wobb WOOOB WOBWOB wobwob, WOOOB, wob WOBBWOB wobb TRY MIXING THIS ON LSD N WHSKEY, TECHNICS GO!!!!GOOO FUCKINGG GOOOOOOO! wo woooooob WOBB; wobwob WOBWOOBWOB wob wo WOOOB wob WOB WOB wobbwob WOBWOBWOB wobwobwob wobb wo WOB WOBWOBWOB wobwob wobwob WO wobb. WOOOB WOBWOOBWOBWOBB woooooob WOOOB wooob WOB WOB wob wo WOBBWOB, wo WOBWOOBWOB, wobwob WOBWOB, wob wo wobwob WOOAABBWOBB WOB-wobb. wobb WOBBWOB WOBBWOB WOBB WOBB WOBWOOBWOBBO WO wobbwob WO WOBBWOB wobwoobwob, WOBB wob-WOBWOOBWOB wobwob WOBB wo WOOOB wobbwob WO wobwobwob wooob WO wooob WOOOB.]]
In [[truth]], dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a [[Apple|vocoder]]. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects [[bullshit|might sound interesting at first]], but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the [[fail]] of fags who were born in the 90s.
 
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== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
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Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.
Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
snare snare snare snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable
<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
Everybody it's unbelievable
<br>Everybody it's unbelievable<br>
everybody kick kick kick kick
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
everybody ge-snare
<br>Everybody ge-snare<br>
i-i-i-ts unbelievable
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
its unbelievable snare
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>
 
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
<br>Verse 2:<br>
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
<br>Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody its unbelievable<br>
<br>Everybody kick kick kick kick<br>
<br>everybody ge-snare<br>
<br>i-i-i-ts unbelievable<br>
<br>it's unbelievable snare<br>


Verse 2:
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper<br>
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
<br>Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable<br>
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
snare snare snare snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable>>
everybody its unbelievable
everybody kick kick kick kick
everybody ge-snare
i-i-i-ts unbelievable
its unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper
== The Pinnacle of Dubstep ==
Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable
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== How to Correctly Make Dubstep ==
== [[An Hero|How to Correctly Make Dubstep]] ==
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== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
== How to Properly Dance to Dubstep ==
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==THE [[shit|GREATEST SONGS OF THE GENRE]] ==
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== See also ==
== See also ==
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* [[Chav]]
* [[Chav]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Borgore]]


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Latest revision as of 10:33, 10 September 2018


Dad on the toilet again, or music?

Dubstep is a faggy genre of acoustic banjo music that has its roots in reggae and London's early 2000s UK garage scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat. Seriously, this fucking shit makes Soulja Boy sound like Mozart.

Characteristics

DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.

In truth, dubstep is a musical genre devoid of real talent or artistic integrity. The fabled "drops" sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a vocoder. Even when the production is clean and decent samples are used, there is a glass ceiling of garbage and wackness that dubstep is unable to rise above. There has been no dubstep song that was memorable or of serious quality. I mean, the weird sound effects might sound interesting at first, but the novelty very quickly wears off. All you are left with is a bunch of pop songs being churned through a simplistic formula, with a standard-issue spastic drop thrown in. The genre is so limited and dumb in its nature that it simply cannot develop past this. Ultimately, it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the fail of fags who were born in the 90s.

Lyrics

Trufax

Dubstep Wobbb wbowbwb WobbWob Wobbbbwobbb WobWboWob. Wob.


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody it's unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

Everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable


Verse 2:

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare it's unbelievable

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Snare Snare Snare Snare i-i-i-i-i-it's unbelievable

Everybody its unbelievable

Everybody kick kick kick kick

everybody ge-snare

i-i-i-ts unbelievable

it's unbelievable snare


Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Everybody in the club get hyper

Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare i-i-i-t's unbelievable

The Pinnacle of Dubstep

How to Correctly Make Dubstep

How to Properly Dance to Dubstep

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