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[[File:Axelswife1.jpg|left|thumb|Remember, brother-to-sister [[incest]] is illegal for a reason.]]
[[File:Axelswife1.jpg|left|thumb|Remember, brother-to-sister [[incest]] is illegal for a reason.]]
[[File:Axelswife1_ewww.jpg|right|thumb|No, sorry, that doesn't help.]]
[[File:Axelswife1_ewww.jpg|right|thumb|No, sorry, that doesn't help.]]
'''Axelswife1''', aka Jade S., aka ssjseaelfgirl, is a 24 year-old, horse-faced devianTARD [[cosplay|cosplayer]] from Newark who could use some surgery. Nothing new, if you take into account every other butt-hurt [[fangirl]] that tries to pass herself off as [[fag|KH2 Axel's]] wife. She tries to pass off her revolting appearance that is bad enough to turn Brian Peppers away, as Mobius Syndrome. But we see through the lies and know that she was the result of her brother not pulling out of their mother before he busted a nut. She looks like she could be [[Jawsus]]' girlfriend\sister. Probably both. She's recently drawn massive attention on the tubes and if you feel like revisiting what you just ate again please continue to read this article.
'''Axelswife1''', aka Jade S., aka ssjseaelfgirl, is a 28 year-old, horse-faced devianTARD [[cosplay|cosplayer]] from Newark who could use some surgery. Nothing new, if you take into account every other butt-hurt [[fangirl]] that tries to pass herself off as [[fag|KH2 Axel's]] wife. She tries to pass off her revolting appearance that is bad enough to turn Brian Peppers away, as Mobius Syndrome. But we see through the lies and know that she was the result of her brother not pulling out of their mother before he busted a nut. She looks like she could be [[Jawsus]]' girlfriend\sister. Probably both. She's recently drawn massive attention on the tubes and if you feel like revisiting what you just ate again please continue to read this article.




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[[File:Axelswife1improved.jpg|thumb|right|100% less hideous]]
[[File:Axelswife1improved.jpg|thumb|right|100% less hideous]]
[[File:Axelswife1AWESOME.jpg|thumb|right|Somehow, not as [[awesome]].]]
[[File:Axelswife1AWESOME.jpg|thumb|right|Somehow, not as [[awesome]].]]
She and her [[fat|cousin]] were recently a target of an [[Ebaums]] raid and her dancing video, which now has <s>nearly</s> [[over 9000|over 100k views]], has made thousands of [[basement dwellers|YouTubers]] nauseous whilst allowing them to feel superior for a very short while.
She and her [[fat|cousin]] were recently a target of an [[Ebaums]] raid and her dancing video, which now has <s>nearly</s> [[over 9000|over 100k views]], has made thousands of [[basement dwellers|YouTubers]] nauseous while allowing them to feel superior for a very short while.
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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==Resources==
==Resources==
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*Aim: '''GAnimeQueen''' ([email protected])  
*Aim: '''GAnimeQueen''' ([email protected])  
*Yahoo Instant Messenger: '''ssj2_water_elfin_girl''' ([email protected])
*Yahoo Instant Messenger: '''ssj2_water_elfin_girl''' ([email protected])
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Latest revision as of 02:53, 24 October 2015

Remember, brother-to-sister incest is illegal for a reason.
No, sorry, that doesn't help.

Axelswife1, aka Jade S., aka ssjseaelfgirl, is a 28 year-old, horse-faced devianTARD cosplayer from Newark who could use some surgery. Nothing new, if you take into account every other butt-hurt fangirl that tries to pass herself off as KH2 Axel's wife. She tries to pass off her revolting appearance that is bad enough to turn Brian Peppers away, as Mobius Syndrome. But we see through the lies and know that she was the result of her brother not pulling out of their mother before he busted a nut. She looks like she could be Jawsus' girlfriend\sister. Probably both. She's recently drawn massive attention on the tubes and if you feel like revisiting what you just ate again please continue to read this article.


HER GOD AWFUL TIFA COSPLAY

lulz

Jade discovers 2 Girls 1 Cup

Reaction?

Jade and Anon

/b/'s reaction
100% less hideous
Somehow, not as awesome.

She and her cousin were recently a target of an Ebaums raid and her dancing video, which now has nearly over 100k views, has made thousands of YouTubers nauseous while allowing them to feel superior for a very short while.

Moar Horrors

Gallery

  • YouTube agrees.
    YouTube agrees.
  • What she might have looked like if she was normal.
    What she might have looked like if she was normal.
  • I dare you to look at the bigger res, I DARE YOU!
    I dare you to look at the bigger res, I DARE YOU!
  • Terrifying
    Terrifying
  • If you pay attention in her vids, you'll notice she's really a demon.
    If you pay attention in her vids, you'll notice she's really a demon.
  • 100% Fap material
    100% Fap material

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