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The bitch known as [http://web.archive.org/web/20060216190537/http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/User:StarNeptune Jennie "StarNeptune" Cooper] first came into existence during 1979, a blight upon [[Canadia]]. Her mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and her father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank. [[IRL]] she is the secret lover of [[faggot|a retarded guy wearing a blue shirt]] and is part of a [[Harry Potter|neopagan movement]]. She also works as a professional street walker in the city of Moncton, in New Brunswick. Jennie also habla français, and that's why she sounds gay when [http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/9/99/Mirtagev.ogg she opens her asshole]. | The bitch known as [http://web.archive.org/web/20060216190537/http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/User:StarNeptune Jennie "StarNeptune" Cooper] first came into existence during 1979, a blight upon [[Canadia]]. Her mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and her father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank. [[IRL]] she is the secret lover of [[faggot|a retarded guy wearing a blue shirt]] and is part of a [[Harry Potter|neopagan movement]]. She also works as a professional street walker in the city of Moncton, in New Brunswick. Jennie also habla français, and that's why she sounds gay when [http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/9/99/Mirtagev.ogg she opens her asshole]. | ||
Latest revision as of 21:02, 18 October 2021
The bitch known as Jennie "StarNeptune" Cooper first came into existence during 1979, a blight upon Canadia. Her mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and her father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank. IRL she is the secret lover of a retarded guy wearing a blue shirt and is part of a neopagan movement. She also works as a professional street walker in the city of Moncton, in New Brunswick. Jennie also habla français, and that's why she sounds gay when she opens her asshole.
Jennie was once an autistic girl, who later became an aspie. She started her internet life on GameFAQs posting about some nonsense game called Chrono Trigger Beta, before being banned indefinitely for her stupid autistic behaviour in 2002. She became a fangirl and she started liking Final Fantasy, when she later found Wikipedia in 2005. While entering the mysterious world of TOW, she started writing a load of crap about some Hapan shit she found on some stupid comic books about Star Wars. After another ban on TOW she moved to Wookieepedia where she met that nigga. When she speaks with others of her kind, Jennie admits to thinking herself as some hapan Star Wars character named Gennay Roepoc and that she would like to have sex with this fag. Since it is common custom in the TOW culture to give the sysop bit to weird users (Kelly Martin , Tony Sidaway and such), Jennie was elected Queen of the Hapans in december 2005 because she spent so many hours writing important articles. Jennie is sweet, nice and naive, like Phaedriel. She saw a bunch of poor kids and kindly decided to give them a hand to build a better wikiworld for fanbois. After fellating Angela's pussy repeatedly, the Queen of Scots gave her the sysop bit on the garbage wiki.