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Adding it to category "numbers" (I'm 'this many' yearses old!)
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moved 80 year old Chinese man in panties to 80-year-old Chinese man in panties over redirect: adjective phrase before the noun (age) ---> hyphenate
 
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[[Image:80 year old chinese man in panties.jpg|thumb|Hawt amirite?]]
#REDIRECT [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties]]
 
An internet subculture of close relation to that of [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|16 year old Japanese schoolgirls]], which is commonly found on [[IRC]] and in chatrooms rather than in [[Internets|internet]] gaming sessions.
 
You know that cute little Asian princess you cybered last night, the one you told you blew your man-load all over her face as [[orgasm]]s racked her small breasted wasabi-hot ricer body? Sorry mate, it was actually the guy on the right, doped up on [[furry|tiger]] [[cock|penis]] and looking for [[buttsecks|love]]. The only thing he didn't lie to you about was the simultaneous [[orgasm]]. ''Yes, this does make you [[gay]].''
 
 
==A Typical Encounter==
[[Image:Chinamanbeard.jpg|thumb|Him rove you rong time]]
The 80 year old Chinese man in panties does not attempt to meet a chosen victim in real life, preferring raw voyeurism or fantasy instead. He is easily detected as he will, without fail, send a photo of the lastest [[Whore|AV-girl]], claiming it as a portrait of "herself". In this respect the 80 year old Chinese man in panties can be said to be a deliverer incarnate of e-justice, as anyone who gets off on that softcore, airbrushed and repressed [[japan|Japanese]] shit is a [[sick fuck]] of the worst order, and utterly deserves everything they fucking get.
 
==Fun Facts==
* [[Scene]] kids fap off to the picture of the 80 Year old Chinese man in panties
* [[Michael Jackson]] claims (now "claimed", HAHA HE FUCKING [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|DIED]]) he is related to this guy
* The [[fat ass]] listens to rap music
 
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