Piotrus

Piotrus with his head tilled to the right, hiding the damage to his right ear.

Piotrus claims to be a geek, otaku, a net freelancer, Mensa member, Singularitarian, Magister Artium in economics, and one of the top 100 active editors of the SS Blowhard. He was an sysop from back in the day. It was good to see that a Magister Artium degree being accepted by an organization other than CULT:CoS.

Recently, Piotrus was betrayed and disgraced by his former Wikipedo comrades and his sysop rights removed. He now seeks revenge and has come to ED for aid. He began by revealing the secrets of the Wikipediametric.

Your Humble Servant

Piotrus also administrates the EVE wiki.

He displays the modesty that has become the common trait of all dedicated Wikipedians. In keeping with the humble traditions, he adopted the name and self-appointed title of "Piotr Konieczny aka Prokonsul Piotrus". This moniker comes complete with its own obnoxious user box/graphic thingy to ensure that his contributions do not go unnoticed.

It is also pointed out that the term Prokonsul Piotrus is not a diminutive (means tiny or wee), but is a Latinization (means deluded or cocky). According to Freud, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar – but Piotrus always means dick. Throughout history, the term proconsul has meant that someone is asserting authority over a place where they do not have any right to do so. The modern day translation in the Polish language is 'buttinski'. Some prominent proconsul figures: Julius Caesar, who was stabbed repeatedly by his close friends, after he was named sysop of Rome. This jerk-off is a more current proconsul, as he has now declared victory in Iraq on several different occasions.

Tripe

Piotrus offers a 9 part essay on how to deal with Poles. The article indicates that he does indeed have the ability required by BS orgs to make even simple things overly complicated and pretentious. There has been a simple 1 step method of dealing with Poles in place for the past 60 years.

A salad-o-meter displays the awards he has convinced others that he deserves. There is some fine print along the bottom of the image that is hard to read at first glance, but upon magnification, it is just a reminder that he cannot use syrup to toss a salad on holy days – but on those days, a kosher jelly will do fine as a substitute.

The bookshelf link gives a list of supposedly rare books. A one-page cliff note books titled Who the Fuck Cares is available and that sums up the entire library.

Quotes

You cannot reach the highest levels of drama-queening while wearing pants.

“   I was a Sysop on Wikipedia until those fucking Communist pigs PasswordUsername and Offliner screwed me. I hope to regain my adminship by betraying my former colleagues who I associated with so that the Liberal Arbcommies won't convict me.   „     —Introduction to User:Piotrus     “   I am a disgraced former Sysop from TOW and I would like to betray my former colleagues on Wikipedia.   „     —Piotrus offering his services to ED     “   Hello, Posthing This Here So The Russions Dont Come To Get Me.   „     —Piotrus on Russians     “   I made some stupid edits to give plausible deniability so my colleagues won't think its me. FWIW, some of my colleagues are working on sock accounts to gain adminship/CU/etc. However they may be using proxies. Please my existence here a secret.   „     —Piotrus on secrecy.     “   Hi, Alison. Sad to say, I have been banned for 3 months despite all my hard work for the project. I would "go Grawp" on them like Bantustan suggested, however many of us are moving on to new accounts, especially the ones that are "retiring". Some of them may or may not be using proxies. They are being purposefully vague on the mailing list in fear that they will be outed again, but I do have a suspicion: do a CU on the wikipedometer.net IP range (do a DNS lookup), and see if anything comes up from that /20. If something does, it's most likely Digwuren. If something does indeed come up, please put in a good word for me when I appeal my desysoping.   „     —Piotrus plots his comeback Previous Quote | Next Quote

Is My Slip Showing?

The Prokonsul himself

• You cannot reach the highest levels of drama-queening while wearing pants.
• You cannot trap fellow editors without a hawt picture.
• A dress helps to ease suffering caused by dangling participles.
• All I want for Xmas is for you to STFU.
• Red is not the best color to wear when you are on a tv.
• Fapping is healthy well into the third trimester.

See also

• User:Piotrus – his ED user page.

External links

• User:Piotrus at Wikipedia
• Piotrus's gallery at the Wikimedia Commons
• User:Piotrus on the EVE wiki

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