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'''Wanted Level''' is a crappy, overused meme found on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. It is commonly used on articles about a well known criminal, usually a mass shooter or terrorist, as a descriptor of the extent to which said individual is wanted by the police. It is originally derived from video games of the Grand Theft Auto (GTA) series, especially ''GTA: San Andreas'', where as you commit more and more murders, you get an ever increasing number of "wanted stars", each one causing a new level of law enforcement to come out to kill you, only to be completely dumbfounded when you hide behind a tree for five minutes or go into your house to hit the save icon.
[[Cock]] and [[pussy]] are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on [[Genital Herpes|genital]] meat, because it's against their [[Bullshit|religion]] and their [[Angry Gay Pope|Holy Leader]] Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly [[Mormon]]ic gang of thugs known as the '''Federal Bureau of Investigation'''. Also known as '''The Authorities''', '''The Feds''', '''Federal Bureau (for) Israel''', or the '''Fucking Bunch of Idiots''' ([http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/fucking_bunch_of_idiots_federal_bureau_of_investigation_or_fbi_nickname/ it's true!]), the '''Party Van''' is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]], designed to help corporations throw you in [[jail]] for sharing ones and zeroes—despite [[Communism|sharing]] [[Lie|being the basis of our human society]]. Having purged all the [[Communism|Commies]] and [[Nigger|nonconformists]] from Amerika, now they're after ''you''.
In real life, of course, hiding behind a tree, in a house or under a boat is not an effective way of escaping police/military, as [[Dzhokar Tsarnaev]] and [[Osama Bin Laden]] found out the hard way. The section below breaks down ''wanted level'' into different categories, and provides divers and sundry throwaway templates for each one that [[you]] can lazily copy paste into your next crappy mass shooting article like the faggot you are.
Cock and pussy are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on genital meat, because it's against their religion and their Holy Leader Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly Mormonic gang of thugs known as the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Also known as The Authorities, The Feds, Federal Bureau (for) Israel, or the Fucking Bunch of Idiots (it's true!), the Party Van is SERIOUS BUSINESS, designed to help corporations throw you in jail for sharing ones and zeroes—despite sharingbeing the basis of our human society. Having purged all the Commies and nonconformists from Amerika, now they're after you.
