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The cum collector is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his sperm in bottles for years. Every December 26th he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer.
{{spoiler|IT WAS ALL A RUSE! THE BOTTLES ARE JUST FILLED WITH GINGER BEER!!11!!}}
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The '''Cum Collector''' is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his [[sperm]] in bottles for years. Every [[Christmas|December 26th]] he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
 
File:Cum collector undated.jpg|Merry Christmas!
<center>
File:Cumbottlemath.jpg|Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics!
<gallery>
File:Cum collector 12-26-07 1237447390341.jpg|2007
image:Cum collector undated.jpg|Merry Christmas!
File:Cum collector 12-26-10.jpg|2010
image:Cumbottlemath.jpg|Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics!
File:Jizzguy2011.jpg|2011
image:Cum collector 12-26-07 1237447390341.jpg|2007
File:Cumbottle2012.jpg|2012
image:Cum collector 12-26-10.jpg|2010
File:Cumbottle07-12.jpg|The entire collection from 2007 through 2012.
image:Jizzguy2011.jpg|2011
</gallery></center>
image:Cumbottle2012.jpg|2012
image:Cumcollector2012we.jpg|2012 Weeaboo Edition
image:Cumcollector2012thread.png|2012 Thread
image:Cumbottle07-12.jpg|The entire collection from 2007 through 2012.
image:cum_collector_2013_2.jpg|2013
image:Collectorbottled2013thread.png|2013 thread
image:2014CumBottles4chan.jpg|2014 load.
image:Cum_collector_2015.png|2015
</gallery>
</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Semen]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://m.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/7800 at Chanarchive]
*[http://m.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/7800 ChanArchive]
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/15hr4y/every_26th_dec_some_bloke_off_4chan_posts_a/ Reddit]
*{{archive|NRgnR|Apparently, this is a "thing"}}
*[http://eduncovered.com/f-cum-bottle-guy-2013-12-06 ... yep, a thing]




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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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Latest revision as of 17:03, 20 September 2022

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A RUSE! THE BOTTLES ARE JUST FILLED WITH GINGER BEER!!11!!!!!1
Merry Jizzmas My Sick Son HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! /b/

The Cum Collector is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his sperm in bottles for years. Every December 26th he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer.

Gallery

  • Merry Christmas!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics!
    Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics!
  • 2007
    2007
  • 2010
    2010
  • 2011
    2011
  • 2012
    2012
  • 2012 Weeaboo Edition
    2012 Weeaboo Edition
  • 2012 Thread
    2012 Thread
  • The entire collection from 2007 through 2012.
    The entire collection from 2007 through 2012.
  • 2013
    2013
  • 2013 thread
    2013 thread
  • 2014 load.
    2014 load.
  • 2015
    2015

See Also

External Links


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