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While the Russo-Ukrainian conflict drags on with thousands being [[2017 Las Vegas Shooting|shot]], [[Luka Magnotta|maimed]], [[Kill it with fire|burnt]] and torn to shreds by missiles and drones, the [[faggot|estrogenic]] [[soyboy|soyboys]] in the west are in the comfort of their [[basement-dweller|homes]] rewatching their favorite marvel movie for the millionth time while munching on Takis and downing it with soylent. But then, some of them thought it would be an epic and wholesome idea to haul their asses to a country they've never heard of before to push the evil [[Commie|Nazi]] dictator <s>[[Hitler]]</s> [[Putin]] and his Army of Darkness back. For fighting for justice and protecting the innocent is a hero's job! [[Unrealistic expectations|JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIEZ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
Dilating to the thought of living their fantasy of being the heroes of a realistic version of their favorite movie adaptation of a [[The Hunger Games|young adults novel]], the [[tranny|trannies]] of [[reddit]] launched a new subreddit recruiting 'tards from all over the privileged West to aid in the war effort. After all, can you imagine the sweet, sweet dopamine-rush one would get from all the positive karma and Reddit gold you're going to farm? [[addiction|Who in the hecking world can resist?!]] For those that aren't [[retarded|brave]] enough to risk their lives for clout however, they have the typical [[slacktivist]] routes to exploit; any contribution no matter how small is meaningful. Spetznaz troops would be really demoralized when see they're up against the combined forces of [[Harry Potter]], [[60%27s_Spider-Man|Spider-Man]], [[Sonichu|Pikachu]], [[Lord of the Rings|Gandalf]] and [[comic|Marvel Avengers]].
Thanks [[Ukraine]] - you can [[kill|keep]] them, we don't want them back.
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Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
