Lalique

She looks like a whore, but supposedly is only in her late teens. I suppose it's never too soon.

To be read in conjunction with Shentao Muise's page

Lalique (formerly known as mttw-artistic1) is one of Shen's former fantards, fallen by the wayside because Shen is Shen and she likes to drop friends that don't pat her ego to her liking. Why aren't they best buds anymore?

“	Basically I took too long to respond to an email and she saw that I had been on deviantart and flipped a bitch. The reason I took so long was that she wrote these amazing long emails to me and I didn't wanna just respond with a paragraph or two so I was working on a draft over the week and hadn't sent it soon enough. She took it as I didn't like something she said in a previous email, got angry, told me off, and then basically never responded to any message I sent after that.	„
—Lalique

So why make this page? Why go out of the way to expose a fantard with little or no value to the grand scheme of things? Because fuck her, that's why. She tried to demand something of me on a snark website and apparently thought she was immune to snarking. Plus her art is just so fucking terrible that it must be shared.

Celestia: Lalique's Broken Little Fantasy World

She's been working at this so hard you guys.

Celestials are beings that protect and destroy humans because gods and demons and I'm special and have a story that's trite and boring. Her web page turns your mouse pointer into a little flame. Welcome to the 1990s.

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  IT'S SO MAGICAL
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  Wank main character. She was bitten on the middle by a monster with three rows of teeth, explaining the whole pattern on her stomach thing. What.
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  Just... what?
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  She's so awesome she gets multicolored tails! ... why.
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  Vodka Kahlua Margarita. I shit you not. That's this bitch's name.
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  I stopped trying to understand.
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  Solaris was overthrown by-- god WHO CARES.
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  Oooh demons! They're still fucking sparklewolves!
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  Fiametta? Did she pull these names out of a fucking generator?

Lalique's... Awful Fucking Art

And that's being generous. She has no business being an artist. All of her women have impossible hair and prominent eyelashes, making them look like her: whores.

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  One of her more recent images. Apparently she likes pole dancing and enjoys drawing women on poles. Being one of her more recents, she has no excuse. This is crap no matter how you slice it.
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  Another "recent". For being female, she sure has no concept of the female form.
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  I would be so pissed to be the recipient of this trade I might have to strangle a bitch through the monitor. Even the unicorn has shitty eyelashes.
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  This is supposed to be Rainbow Brite. She actually made Rainbow Brite look like a whore without actual porn involved. Talent, actually.
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  Self-portrait. AT LEAST TRY FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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  "Blind Mag from Repo! The Genetic Opera" Nice lens flare. Makes everything look really professional.
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  Ophelia is (c) Shakespeare. ... I don't think copyright existed then. She's just as stupid as she looks.
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  Is that a... sword? That's a fucking sword. PROPORTIONS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM
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  Her "celestial" Lalique, and her namesake. Another lens flare, check, vestigial stupid looking wings, needless markings, flowing locks. Gentlemen, I believe we have a sparkledog in our midst.
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  Her "celestial" Vitrielle in human form. Ugh.
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  She sits and focuses so much attention on women's faces, but horribly fucks up the rest of them beyond recognition.
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  At least she prefaces this with "I did this in MS Paint." But good goddamn.
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  She still has those shitty markings from when she's in wolf form. It just makes her look like a whore. I use that word a lot here. Her characters all look like fucking hookers.
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  "Finally, its done!!! After hours and hours of hand cramps, frustration and near insanity, I have finally finished it!! La Deese de Cheveux, or Angelique, is the goddess of hair. She is responsible for making everyone's hair grow, fall out, turn gray, and do whatever else hair does. Angelique prefers not to wear clothing because her long and abundant hair is enough for her." This supposedly took her hours to do, especially the hair part, not the whore makeup part.
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  Good Christ.
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  "Lalique and art (c) to meeeeee. dont steal her...you will die." Why would you ever want to. Srs. I can plaster my dog with stars and shit all by myself.
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  How can a "tier 1" 1000 year old goddess hate art thieves.
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  Ruler of Celestia, kitsune, each tail tipped with an element, and of course whore makeup.
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  She spends SO much time on the fucking faces, ruins everything else, and makes her eyes look like she has Down's syndrome.
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  Some bitch who's queen of the werewolves or some shit. I dunno. Her stories are awful.

External Links/Contact

• mttw-artistic1. DA Account #1. (Stupidest SN ever.)
• LaliqueDS. DA Account #2. (Not much better.)
• The World of Celestia (Home of her crap story and its characters.)

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