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'''Donald John Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th and 47th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being.
 
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:
 
* '''[[The Donald]]''' — for all the [[white nationalist]] [[Kekistan]]i [[alt-right]] [[racist]]s who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].
* '''[[Donald Drumpf]]''' — for all the [[white guilt]]-filled [[nu-male]] [[soyboy]]s living in [[San Francisco]] who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.
 
If neither of these articles suit your needs... then
[[Where do you think we are?|what are you doing here]]?
 
==Related Articles==
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]
* [[Thedonald.win]]
 
==External Links==
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account
* {{twitter|POTUS45}} — His official Presidential Twitter account
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account
* {{facebook|POTUS45}} — His official Facebook account
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page
* {{yt|c|UCAql2DyGU2un1Ei2nMYsqOA|Donald J Trump}} — His YouTube account
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Latest revision as of 04:27, 9 November 2024

Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.

Donald John Trump is a white American male and the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie Home Alone 2 as a friendly but otherwise average human being.

This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:

If neither of these articles suit your needs... then what are you doing here?

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