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[[Image:Matthew_Zazueta.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Pic related, the ugly cunt.]] | |||
There's an [[Mutts|American]] schizo who does drugs, comes to [[Int|/int/]] every day and spams, evades bans, continues to spam, and mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has filtered American flags as a result. | |||
He spams a general on [[Mu|/mu/]] called /bleep/ where it's him talking to himself. They've since made a new general /electronic/ to get away from him. | |||
Law enforcement, ED readers, [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 16]], ladies and gentlemen: | |||
'''Matthew Zazueta''' is a 26 year old [[virgin]] pedophile from [[California]] who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming [[Int|/int/]]. | |||
== History == | |||
One day he found /brit/ and started spamming [[YouTube]] music links. | |||
Everyone started filtering American flags & ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone for attention, gets banned, then resets his IP. | |||
In retaliation, some Briton started spamming [[kpop]] in his /bleep/, impersonating Matthew, talking about [[incest|fucking his dad]]. | |||
When kpop started getting spammed, the spammer false-flagged saying "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general." Thus, Matthew began spamming kpop general, calling everyone incels. | |||
Then he figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it. | |||
He's also a junkie doing drugs every day, furthering his [[Autism|mental instability]]. | |||
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== Poetry == | |||
[[Image:Matthew_Zazueta_gay.jpg|thumb|right|TL;DR]] | |||
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{{frame|{{morphquote|robomorph1|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|Matthew loves to fuck his dad, | |||
When he leaves, he's mighty sad. | |||
His dad's cum fills him up with glee, | |||
keeps some in a jar with his pee. | |||
Boney boney we dem boys, | |||
in Matthew's ass go his toys. | |||
Horny horny daddy's dick, | |||
fucking, sucking, nice and stiff. |Anon | |||
|}}|border=white|background=white}} | |||
</center> | |||
== Links == | |||
*[https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/zazueta/filter/text/ Matthew Zazueta on Desuarchive] | |||
*[https://soundcloud.com/mrryeets/the-true-story-of-matthew-zazueta-from-capitola-california Someone on /mu/ made this tune about masturbating to his parents 3 years ago] | |||
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/157809916/#157811642 Dox] | |||
== See Also == | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:54, 30 June 2022
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Matthew Zazueta looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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There's an American schizo who does drugs, comes to /int/ every day and spams, evades bans, continues to spam, and mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has filtered American flags as a result.
He spams a general on /mu/ called /bleep/ where it's him talking to himself. They've since made a new general /electronic/ to get away from him.
Law enforcement, ED readers, girls under the age of 16, ladies and gentlemen:
Matthew Zazueta is a 26 year old virgin pedophile from California who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming /int/.
History
One day he found /brit/ and started spamming YouTube music links.
Everyone started filtering American flags & ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone for attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.
In retaliation, some Briton started spamming kpop in his /bleep/, impersonating Matthew, talking about fucking his dad.
When kpop started getting spammed, the spammer false-flagged saying "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general." Thus, Matthew began spamming kpop general, calling everyone incels.
Then he figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.
He's also a junkie doing drugs every day, furthering his mental instability.
Poetry
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Links
- Matthew Zazueta on Desuarchive
- Someone on /mu/ made this tune about masturbating to his parents 3 years ago
- Dox