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{{spoiler|IT WAS ALL A RUSE! THE BOTTLES ARE JUST FILLED WITH GINGER BEER!!11!!}} | |||
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The '''Cum Collector''' is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his [[sperm]] in bottles for years. Every [[Christmas|December 26th]] he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer. | The '''Cum Collector''' is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his [[sperm]] in bottles for years. Every [[Christmas|December 26th]] he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | |||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | |||
image:Cum collector undated.jpg|Merry Christmas! | |||
image:Cumbottlemath.jpg|Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics! | |||
image:Cum collector 12-26-07 1237447390341.jpg|2007 | |||
image:Cum collector 12-26-10.jpg|2010 | |||
image:Jizzguy2011.jpg|2011 | |||
image:Cumbottle2012.jpg|2012 | |||
image:Cumcollector2012we.jpg|2012 Weeaboo Edition | |||
</gallery></center> | image:Cumcollector2012thread.png|2012 Thread | ||
image:Cumbottle07-12.jpg|The entire collection from 2007 through 2012. | |||
image:cum_collector_2013_2.jpg|2013 | |||
image:Collectorbottled2013thread.png|2013 thread | |||
image:2014CumBottles4chan.jpg|2014 load. | |||
image:Cum_collector_2015.png|2015 | |||
</gallery> | |||
</center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Semen]] | *[[Semen]] | ||
*[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://m.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/7800 ChanArchive] | *[http://m.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/7800 ChanArchive] | ||
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/15hr4y/every_26th_dec_some_bloke_off_4chan_posts_a/ Reddit] | *[http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/15hr4y/every_26th_dec_some_bloke_off_4chan_posts_a/ Reddit] | ||
*{{archive|NRgnR|Apparently, this is a "thing"}} | |||
*[http://eduncovered.com/f-cum-bottle-guy-2013-12-06 ... yep, a thing] | |||
{{stub}} | {{stub}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category:Galleries]] | [[Category:Galleries]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:03, 20 September 2022
The Cum Collector is a hero from 4chan's /b/ who has been collecting his sperm in bottles for years. Every December 26th he posts his improved collection to help /b/tards feel some post-holiday cheer.
Gallery
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Merry Christmas!
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Anon tries to reveal the cum collector's methods through mathematics!
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2007
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2010
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2011
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2012
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2012 Weeaboo Edition
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2012 Thread
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The entire collection from 2007 through 2012.
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2013
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2013 thread
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2014 load.
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2015
See Also
External Links