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<center>[[Image:Thomas_Fulp.png]][[Image:Wadolf_Fulp.png]][[Image:Will_Stamper.png]][[Image:Jeff_JohnnyUtah.png]][[Image:MindChamber.png]][[Image:Rob_Rosenbaum.png]]</center> | <center>[[Image:Thomas_Fulp.png]][[Image:Wadolf_Fulp.png]][[Image:Will_Stamper.png]][[Image:Jeff_JohnnyUtah.png]][[Image:MindChamber.png]][[Image:Rob_Rosenbaum.png]]</center> | ||
<center>[[Image:Liljim.png]][[Image:Timothy.png]][[Image:Bob_Jewgrounds.png]][[Image:Mike_Welsh.png]][[Image:PsychoGoldfish.png]]</center> | <center>[[Image:Liljim.png]][[Image:Timothy.png]][[Image:Bob_Jewgrounds.png]][[Image:Mike_Welsh.png]][[Image:PsychoGoldfish.png]]</center> | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:59, 9 July 2015
Of course, with all the attention Tom receives on the site, his brother Wadolf can't help but feel left out. Being a low-grade employee of one's own sibling has the effect of making one's prospects for financial success and fulfillment seem further away than Uranus. This coupled with a seacow of a wife and literally having to liaise with 13 year-olds every waking hour of the day has caused this unfortunate soul to retreat within himself into a self-imposed cocoon of anguish and Jew-hatred. He releases that tension in the only way he sees fit: putting on a cosplay wig, and whoring it up in front of a webcam. He also uses his flashlight collection as masturbation objects.
In addition to Wadolf, an entire cast of faggots have over the years joined in the circlejerk of site maintainers. Now an equal-opportunity employer, Jewgrounds is run by a diverse array of Nazis, Jews, Britfags, Mexifags, Canadians, and Amerifags, all of them bent on making the site as useless and unfunny as is possible on a limited budget.
Below, in order of appearance from left to right, are TOP ROW: Tom Fulp (Official Creator, Rapist, and Mascot), Wadolf (Chronic underachiever, Nazi ambitions), Stamper (Responsible for phallic tributes in the Art Forum), JohnnyUtah (Creator of unfunny flash animations which primarily showcase dick jokes), MindChamber (Robot-obsessed Mexifag), and Rob (Site programmer and ladies' man). BOTTOM ROW: liljim (Britfag and all-around lameshit), Tim (Perpetually angry server operator), Bob (Duck-obsessed CSS nerd), Mike (Do-nothing ginger), PsychoGoldfish (Creator of pedophile chat-room services).
