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Though not exactly internet world famous, yet, Miss Clayton started quite the shitstorm in December of 2013. <br />After posting multiple videos of her quite, embarrassing, to say the least, [[Rap|`raps´]] on her own Facebook wall, Clayton decided the attention from her own circle of friends and family was not enough, and decided to join a group called “feel free to meet new friends  ;)” which is pretty much a game for teenage girls to see who could expose most amount of breast as possible, and [[you|horny men]] and boys aged 12 to use their extremely bad English skills to see how many teenage whores they can pick up. <br />The entire page is stupid, yet entertaining for anybody with an IQ above 12 to join and watch, as young prepubes and strange old men communicate and try to have cyber. However, the group changed its style after our lovely Ashlea had a brilliant idea where she’d post her little rap songs, as well as long, boring, 15 minute vlogs, exploiting her so called ‘mental illnesses’ , such as [[autism]], Cerebral palsy (of which she has no proof of them existing other than her saying so in her videos), as well as showing off her barely visible “self harm scars”, and lifting up her shirt to reveal a pair of 12A’s and the amazon rainforest hiding in her [[vagina|underwear]]. This was apparently to show us more ‘scars’ she has received in surgeries, however after close inspection, nobody could see any scar except the giant one known as her pussy.<br />


This was not the only video where the young lady bitches about her absolutely terrible life.  There are many, including some where she sits in a dark room, threatening to [[an hero|kill herself]] in two Mondays, and then an apology video, where she, once again, shares her private life all over the page. Quick reminder, the recordings that she shares do not go on her personal wall, or a page purely dedicated to her life, she posts it on a page where lonely people are supposed to be “meeting new friends”, they did not join to deal with 20 year old women from Australia with autism and daddy issues.  
'''Ashley Clayton''' ignited a drama fest on December 2013 in an attempt to become an Internet celebrity.
After some embarrassing "raps" that she posted on Facebook failed to get the attention she desired from her close circle of friends and family, Clayton set out to up her game.


After about a week, the comments were overflowing with ‘hate messages’, to which Clayton replied to with another charming video of her ‘self harming’. This may seem bad enough, but the worst is yet to come. This was no ordinary blade. She was self inflicting wounds with a fucking house key, as she is not allowed near sharp objects.
== Meet new friends ==


Obviously , this video would receive just as much, or even more hate than the previous ones, ‘Ashy’ responded once again with another, long, boring, blog about how, this time, she doesn’t give a fuck about what people thing. It’s about time you got in that frame of mind sweetheart. This doesn’t stop the girl from posting half naked pictures all over her wall as well as the page, and multiple statuses stating that she is feeling ‘suicidal’.
She joined the "feel free to meet new friends ;)" Facebook group that is crawling with virgins and old farts who spend all day hitting on teenagers.
Despite the lame status of its members, the group provides much needed lulz to the rest of the Internet, watching as desperate losers attempt to score some cybersex.
Ashley tried to separate herself from the crowd by submitting short "raps" and drawn out vlogs where she discussed her self-diagnosed mental illnesses.
No self-diagnosis would be complete without autism, cerebral palsy and other mental disorders which she intends to get these diagnosed by a professional someday.
Finding this wasn't enough, she moved on to display her barely visible "self harm scars," the apples on her chest, and even the Amazon rainforest that lurks beneath her panties if needed.
 
== Private life ==
 
Ashley's is familiar with the standard cam whore routine which includes recording in a dark room, bitching about her absolutely terrible life and threatening to kill herself.
Once she realized nobody was noticing these videos on her Facebook wall, Clayton began posting them to "Meet New Friends," after even the worst members got irritated at the 20-year-old Australia with mommy and daddy issues, she would apologize (again) for her behavior.
 
This continued for a week until responses were overflowing with hate, to which she replied with another "self harming" video.
Wanting to make sure viewers knew she was serious, Ashley didn't use a standard blade, instead used a house key to to cut herself.
At this point even the convicted sex offender on parole were flaming the cam whore, generating yet another long and boring video about how she doesn't give a damn.
While Clayton maintains her "suicidal" status, she's attempting to make amends with her so called friends, regaining their respect by posting more half-nudes of herself.
 
== YouTube ==
 
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== Media ==
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==DOX==
==See also==
Phone:<br />
+61 431 648 403


Address:<br />
5A Glover Street<br />
Belmont NSW 2280<br />
Australia
==See also==
*[[Wigger]]
*[[Wigger]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Rap]]
*[[Rap]]
*[[United States of Australia]]


==External links==
==External links==
*{{fb|ashlea.clayton.5|Her Facebook}}
 
*{{ytuser|ashleaclayton|Her YouTube}}
{{fb|ashlea.clayton.5|Facebook}}<br />
*{{twitter|ashleaclayton|Her Twitter}}
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*{{gplus|116835944219167650306|Her Google Plus}}
{{twitter|ashleaclayton}}<br />
<s>{{gplus|116835944219167650306|Google +}}</s> GOGGLE PLUS IS DEAD<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153597244640634&set=vb.784485633&type=3 A lulzy video of her trying to rap]
*[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153597244640634&set=vb.784485633&type=3 A lulzy video of her trying to rap]
*[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153603127225634&set=vb.784485633&type=3 Click here to see her disgusting hairy cunt]
*[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153603127225634&set=vb.784485633&type=3 Click here to see her disgusting hairy cunt]
*[http://filepost.com/files/bdmeee21/(1)_Ashlea_Clayton3.mp4/ (She *cuts herself* with car keys while making orgasm sounds]
*[http://filepost.com/files/bdmeee21/(1)_Ashlea_Clayton3.mp4/ (She *cuts herself* with car keys while making orgasm sounds]
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Latest revision as of 06:15, 13 January 2023

The vagina. Unshaven. Not stirred.

Ashley Clayton ignited a drama fest on December 2013 in an attempt to become an Internet celebrity. After some embarrassing "raps" that she posted on Facebook failed to get the attention she desired from her close circle of friends and family, Clayton set out to up her game.

Meet new friends

She joined the "feel free to meet new friends ;)" Facebook group that is crawling with virgins and old farts who spend all day hitting on teenagers. Despite the lame status of its members, the group provides much needed lulz to the rest of the Internet, watching as desperate losers attempt to score some cybersex. Ashley tried to separate herself from the crowd by submitting short "raps" and drawn out vlogs where she discussed her self-diagnosed mental illnesses. No self-diagnosis would be complete without autism, cerebral palsy and other mental disorders which she intends to get these diagnosed by a professional someday. Finding this wasn't enough, she moved on to display her barely visible "self harm scars," the apples on her chest, and even the Amazon rainforest that lurks beneath her panties if needed.

Private life

Ashley's is familiar with the standard cam whore routine which includes recording in a dark room, bitching about her absolutely terrible life and threatening to kill herself. Once she realized nobody was noticing these videos on her Facebook wall, Clayton began posting them to "Meet New Friends," after even the worst members got irritated at the 20-year-old Australia with mommy and daddy issues, she would apologize (again) for her behavior.

This continued for a week until responses were overflowing with hate, to which she replied with another "self harming" video. Wanting to make sure viewers knew she was serious, Ashley didn't use a standard blade, instead used a house key to to cut herself. At this point even the convicted sex offender on parole were flaming the cam whore, generating yet another long and boring video about how she doesn't give a damn. While Clayton maintains her "suicidal" status, she's attempting to make amends with her so called friends, regaining their respect by posting more half-nudes of herself.

YouTube

For Ashlea Clayton

Rate my voice ps.....dnt be mean xx

Gallery

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See also

External links

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