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| [[Image:Randy_Duke_Cunningham.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Republican]] embezzler 'Duke' Cunningham, in a rare public '''"I'm sorry."''' His tears were more for the anticipated 8 years of prison buttsecks he was in for than actual remorse.]]
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| Not to be confused with [[trolls remorse]], '''sorry''' is the last refuge of an [[IRL troll]] when [[bribery]] is no longer an option.
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| '''Sorry''' in this context should never be confused with actual [[butthurt|sorrow]] nor is it an actual [[true|heartfelt]] apology, but is usually a [[the End|last-ditch]] attempt by the troll to save his or her job -especially when the troll involved [[black]]s and [[Al Sharpton]] and [[Jesse Jackson]] are calling for [[unemployed|your head]].
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| == The Six Stages of "Sorry" ==
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| This form of 'apology' is usually accompanied by:
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| # An immediate [[bullshit|hyperbolic]] press release spewing [[lulz|remorse]] issued through a [[liar|PR person]]. | |
| # An appearance on The Larry King show.
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| # Turning your life over to [[God]].
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| # Entering [[rehab]] of some sort (from [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] to [[pot|Anger Management]]).
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| # Meeting with the [[offended]] group in question.
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| # Suicide secondary to crippling guilt.
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| # [[????]]
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| # [[PROFIT]]!
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| It is extremely rare, however, for the offender to get beyond Stage 2.
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| == [[Lies|Saying Sorry]] on the Internet ==
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| [[Image:Formal_Apology.jpg|thumb|300px|How to express your remorse on the interbutts.]]
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| Given that the internet has made IRL contact redundant, much to the pleasure of all [[basement dwelling]] [[virgin]]s who sit on their computers 24/7, new methods of apology have evolved.
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| Since no [[serious]] ED user has ever been observed apologizing for anything, completing this section is currently [[Obama|beyond our pay grade]].
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| == Notable People Who Are "Sorry" ==
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| *[[Mary Bale]]
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| *[[Rick Sanchez]]
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| *[[Helen Thomas]]
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| *[[BP]]
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| *[[Tiger Woods]]
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| *[[Jesse James]]
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| *[[Michael Vick]]
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| *[[Don Imus]]
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| *[[Kramer]]
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| *[[Mel Gibson]]
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| *[[Kevin Rudd]]
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| *[[TV|Isaiah Washington]]
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| *[[sport|Tim Hardaway]]
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| *[[Rush Limbaugh]]
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| *[[England|The English]]
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| *[[Ted Haggard]]
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| *[[George Allen]]
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| *[[Paris Hilton]]
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| *[[Lindsay Lohan]]
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| *[[Nicole Richie]]
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| *[[Eliot Spitzer]]
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| *[[Beastie Boys]]
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| *[[Toyota]] [http://topnews.com.sg/content/2914-toyota-sorry-product-recall]
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| *[http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2999217 Mike Nifong]
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| *[http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2010/02/vision_letter.pdf Max Vision] [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/02/max-vision-sentencing/ brb, jail]
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| *[[Judge William Adams]]
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| == Notable [[troll|People]] Who Are Never "Sorry" ==
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| === [[OTI]] ===
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| * [[ED]]
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| ** ajt
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| ** [[BURK]]
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| ** [[eppigy]]
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| ** [[ODB]]
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| ** [[Sheneequa]]
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| * [[Anonymous]]
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| === [[IRL]] ===
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| [[Image:Sorry_guys.jpg|thumb|300px|The list to the [[wrong|left]] was clearly made by a Jew. [[truth|Hitler has nothing to be sorry for.]]]]
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| * [[Adolf Hitler]]
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| * [[Alberto Gonzales]]
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| * [[Andy Kaufman]]
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| * [[Ann Coulter]]
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| * [[Bernie Madoff]]
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| * [[Bill O'Reilly]]
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| * [[Borat]]
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| * [[Fred Phelps]]
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| * [[Geoffrey Leonard]]
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| * [[George Bush]]
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| * [[John Howard]]
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| * [[John Mark Karr]]
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| * [[Michael Phelps]]
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| * [[Nancy Pelosi]]
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| * [[Osama bin Laden]]
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| * [[OJ Simpson]]
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| * [[R. Lee Ermey]]
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| * [[Rod Blagojevich]]
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| * [[Sarah Palin]]
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| * [[White people]]
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| * [[I did it for the lulz|People who did it for the lulz]]
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Trolls remorse]]
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| *[[Rehab]]
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| *[[Confession]]
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| *[[Sorrow]]
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| {{Trolls}}
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| [[Category:IRL Shit]]
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| [[Category:Events]]
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| [[Category:Trolls]] | |
