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'''BLACKB0ND''' or '''[[Powerword|Ryan Galiber]]''' is an internet half-nigger who spends his [[No life|spare time]] making bait videos for [[YouTube]] jewgolds. He is surprisingly wealthy, with the caveat that he obtained said money through welfare and his former KFC career (in which he was speedily dismissed after eating all the chicken wings he came across).
'''StoneToss''' (or "SaladToss") is a [[fascist]] holocaust-denier that makes horribly drawn comics about how much he hates everyone that isn't a [[Chad|straight, white, muscular, blond hair, blue eyed male]], despite <s>secretly</s> obviously being a [[56 face|fat-fuck mutt]] IRL, or, even more likely, a self hating dark-skinned person/minority that makes media to look like "one of the good ones", as is the case with [[Lauren Chen|every]] [[Brittany Venti|other]] [[Candace Owens|Nazi]] [[Blaire White|online]].


BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, however; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth". His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilizes to excess, due to an enormous amount of projection.
Like most Nazi comic book creators, StoneToss has very little originality when it comes to making his comics, this meaning they all center around the same "[[nigger|13d50]]" or "[[transgender|43% suicide rates]]" jokes, or if he's feeling particularly adventurous, he'll bring up [[The Jewish Question]], which poses the interesting inquiry: "Why are <s><small>rich straight white males</small></s> <i>(((Jewish people)))</i> so over-represented in [[media]] and the sciences despite being such a small percentage of the world?" StoneToss' answer of course being that he is pro-diversity in different fields and thinks it is better for different groups of people to get their chance in the limelight. The [[irony]] of [[hypocrisy|thinking this while also being a Nazi]] is [[snca|rarely touched upon]].  


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<center>'''[[StoneToss|(( STONETOSS COMIX ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - StoneToss

StoneToss (or "SaladToss") is a fascist holocaust-denier that makes horribly drawn comics about how much he hates everyone that isn't a straight, white, muscular, blond hair, blue eyed male, despite secretly obviously being a fat-fuck mutt IRL, or, even more likely, a self hating dark-skinned person/minority that makes media to look like "one of the good ones", as is the case with every other Nazi online.

Like most Nazi comic book creators, StoneToss has very little originality when it comes to making his comics, this meaning they all center around the same "13d50" or "43% suicide rates" jokes, or if he's feeling particularly adventurous, he'll bring up The Jewish Question, which poses the interesting inquiry: "Why are rich straight white males (((Jewish people))) so over-represented in media and the sciences despite being such a small percentage of the world?" StoneToss' answer of course being that he is pro-diversity in different fields and thinks it is better for different groups of people to get their chance in the limelight. The irony of thinking this while also being a Nazi is rarely touched upon.

(( STONETOSS COMIX ))
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