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[[File:Crossdresserevan.jpg|thumb|'''Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others''']]'''Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown''', Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of ''Beyond The Edge Of Reality'' at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio] and host and owner of {{fbid|SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters}} is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation  ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.
[[File:Crossdresserevan.jpg|thumb|'''Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others''']]'''Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown''', Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of ''Beyond The Edge Of Reality'' at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio] and host and owner of {{fbid|SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters}} is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation  ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.


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==Pedophilia==
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[[File:Yetiattacks2.jpg|thumb| Evan trolls [[Angelofthynight]]]]</center>


Although Evan claims he is not a child predator their have been many complaints of him exploiting other peoples children. In this case he bombed a paranormal page which has allot of underage kids with graphic pornography. Sure their is no nudity but with a cheap PSP job pasting the founders photo onto a person being bent over and coloring in a fake ass it is the worst epic fail in the history of PSP. In any case one of the staff on that page is a 12 year old child. Thus when Evan sends out material like these he is also committing online acts of Pedophilia using Spring Creek Demon Busters in Milwaukee Oregon and Beyond The Edge Of Reality as a front for his grand scheme of things. The page beyond bullshit even talks about this disgusting atrocity that Evan put himself in. Check out [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown&action=submit#External_links External Links]let the LULZ continue as this guy is begging for prison stripes!
==Claims by this drunken clown==
*Claims that he is working for the FEDS, so if you read this article expect to be visited by them. Or not.  
*Claims that he was ordained by the Catholic church, but as Evan is very open about his pedophilia the church rejected him.
*Claims that he was in the navy seals. He might have been inside a seal and a navy, but not at the same time.


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File:Yetiattacks2.jpg|Sending graphic images to child friendly group of rape
File:Evanandthefeds.jpg
File:Beyondbullshit.jpg|Beyond Bullshit DISGUSTED by Evan Jensen
File:Evan06.jpg|The Power of Evan compels YOU
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File:Evan05.jpg|Look at my cross I do no wrong
==Evan claiming he works for the FEDS==
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For the love of Lulz he now is working for the feds and has them tracking his emails or at least the ones that call him an ass clown. Let the laughs continue threatening other people on social media impersonating the feds that in itself is a federal crime. Who is the real Evan Jensen? Demonologist? Minister? Pedophile? Kidnapper? Stalker? Federal Agent or MIB? Clown? Come to your own conclusions that he lives in a dream world using statements like these for self importance that he is actually somebody when in fact is a narcissistic psychotic clown! This is not the first time many have complained about Evan stating he worked for and with the feds to go after paranormal groups when in fact he knows nothing about the paranormal.
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==Hatred of blacks and faking paranormal evidence==
In addition to this are screen shots interviewing others which state that the clown fakes evidence and is a racist. Truth be told Evan HATES African Americans he also is a white supremacist apparently turning a gun on his own Sergeant during his time in the military where he was dishonorably discharged. In just 2014 alone he has lost 7 Co host to his radio show at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Copycat Radio]
 
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Image:Teresa.jpg|Teresa
Image:FromBruce.jpg|From Bruce
Image:BruceEvanRacist.jpg|More from Bruce
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{{cg|Demon Shitters|Evan Jensen3|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Postshows.jpg|Was on a facebook show? HUH
File:AssistUFOs.jpg|If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
File:Mission.jpg|Also Plays GOD.
File:PsychicEvanEmily.jpg|I am your hero.
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File:Spelling1.jpg|He will come in your home.
File:Spelling5.jpg|No Science ALL guess work.
File:Spelling6.jpg|What footage where is the proof?
File:Spelling7.jpg|The case where Elmo came alive!
File:Spelling8.jpg|He will help threaten and kidnap you!
File:Baptism.jpg|Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
File:EvanVSMonks.jpg|Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!
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==Evan's faggotry==
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chief-Exorcist-and-Archbishop-Ron-Feyl-SOSM/303185913067999?sk=timeline|Chief Exorcist and Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
 
*{{wikilink|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishop_Ron_Feyl|Bishop Ron Feyl}}
 
*{{Linkedin|https://www.linkedin.com/pub/archbishop-ron-feyl/23/11b/974|Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
Enjoys pitting people against each other.
*http://www.orderofexorcists.com/  
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File:TaraandEvan.jpg|We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
File:LeslieandEvan.jpg|Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
File:Befriendingafriend.jpg|She discusses him he tries to add her!
File:BarrytoEvan.jpg|Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
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Image:Annettebeingbullied.jpg|Intimidating Annette to back away
Image:0morebullyingevan1.jpg|Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
Image:Annettebeingbullied1.jpg|Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
Image:Evanrantingbullshit.jpg|Delusional and Paranoia
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Image:Petition.jpg|Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
Image:AttackingJill.jpg|Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
Image:BigtalkEvan.jpg|Brett calls Evan out for lying
Image:Evancallsbrettfaggot.jpg|Evans remark everything is PSP
Image:Darrenwood2.jpg|Bullying Darren
Image:Darrenwood1.jpg|Calling him scumbag
Image:Defamationofhawkscancer.jpg|Knocking man dying of cancer
Image:Evancreatesfakedatingprofile1.jpg|Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
Image:Demands1.jpg|Evan is watching YOU
Image:Demands2.jpg|Do what I say or get destroyed
Image:Evanbigtalker.jpg|Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
Image:0Postingaddresses.jpg|Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
Image:ExaminercommentEvan1.jpg|Felony clown bullshit
Image:Morebullying.jpg|He really is referring to himself
Image:Morebullying1.jpg|More stalkerish behavior
Image:Morebullying2.jpg|Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
Image:Palsystrikesagain.jpg|At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
Image:Psychicthiefpost.jpg|Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
Image:Rapebully.jpg|Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
Image:Ringer.jpg|Ringer.jpg|This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
Image:Smallguytoughtalk.jpg|Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
Image:Smallguytoughtalk1.jpg|Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
Image:Smallguytoughtalk3.jpg|His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
Image:Smallguytoughtalk4.jpg|Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
Image:Smallguytoughtalk5.jpg|More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
Image:0Darksideradiopost.jpg|Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
Image:0Evanandlaw.jpg|Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU
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File:Darren1evan.jpg|Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
File:Darren2Evan2.jpg|Evan declares war!
File:DavegoldandEvan.jpg|When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
File:Evanandshawn.jpg|Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
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File:Evanandtracy.jpg|He threatened this poor lady and her family!
File:Evanandval.jpg|Harassment straight up!
File:Evansachild.jpg|Another person admits he is childish based on their experience with him!
File:Evanstalksfortwoyears.jpg|This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
File:Evanthreatenswoman.jpg|Meet my demands or else!
File:Lawenforcementfriend2.jpg|Ex law enforcement ex friend of his calls Evan Bat Shit Crazy!
File:RichardClarkEvan.jpg|Another person sick of his shit!
File:ToddnEvan.jpg|Evan declares war on Todd when he never even spoke to Evan on Hawks show!
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==Krusty On Youtube==
==Krusty On Youtube==
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'''Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!'''}}</center>
'''Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!'''}}</center>
Even on youtube everyone thinks he is either a fraud or a fat toothless loser with his cheesy slurring video that he makes about others who call him out.
An example of the fucktards delusions of self importance on youtube rambling with himself about how he will have thousands of hits when the next day only 5 people only viewed his youtube video. Generally which only boast photos of other people he laughs at. How can Krusty laugh at anyone when he is as scary as Poltergeist meets IT? So another example to show you that he lives in a dream world has absolutely no support therefore he has to talk with himself. See Evan thinks that tattoos, pot, owning a Harley Davidson etc derive from the devil himself in his own delusional world.
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File:Evantalkstohimself2.jpg|Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
File:Fucktardevanjensen1.jpg|Talks about a beat down is that a threat?
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==Evans Thirst For Power==
Keep in mind only the 1st amendment applies to this clown if you talk about him on dramatic, facebook or google he will report you TRY IT dare you to! According to Evan he has a LEGACY that is why his shows only get 16 replays half of them from some of us who bust a gut just listening to laugh at his drunk slurring. He admits that he will die someday soon little does the public know that he came up with a brain tumor story to justify why he cannot properly spell. He has no brain tumor he just is a fucking retard and looks like humpty dumpty!
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==Evan The Ordained==
Krusty goes around saying he was ordained by Archbishop Feyl however this not the case. The Catholic Church would never ordain such an enormous faggot.When Evan was caught in the Lorraine Warren lie he then went on to say the Church ordained him to exorcise demons. Anybody can wear a cross or a rosary it does not mean that you are not a nutcase. You can check out the archbishops websites at:
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chief-Exorcist-and-Archbishop-Ron-Feyl-SOSM/303185913067999?sk=timeline|Chief Exorcist and Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
*{{wikilink|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishop_Ron_Feyl|Bishop Ron Feyl}}
*{{Linkedin|https://www.linkedin.com/pub/archbishop-ron-feyl/23/11b/974|Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
*http://www.orderofexorcists.com/
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File:Evan05.jpg|Look at my cross I do no wrong
File:Evan06.jpg|The Power of Evan compels YOU
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==Evan & The Navy Seals==
[[File:Navysealthreats.jpg|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Navyseallie.jpg|thumb|200px]]
The fucktard claims he was in the Navy Seals this is after he posted a banner that says "He what happens when you tick of Navy Seal" war is on! What war is that you creating fake female accounts? Exploiting children? Sending porn to child friendly groups on FB? If that is how you conduct war then I am the fucking pope haha.  Pay close attention to the following images we have posted below read it and weep. He is NOT in the Seals data base another bold face lie to make himself seem like a tough guy!
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==Evans Inbred Friends==
==Evans Inbred Friends==
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'''John burglarized the home of a family threatening a woman, assaulting her boyfriend in front of her child. John is an Evan follower beware ladies you have two criminally insane unstable individuals.'''
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File:Breakingbadjohn.jpg|John as he looks now from sitting on his ass all day writing libelous nonfictional articles.
File:Johnalbrechtstalking.jpg|This is a copy of one of the reports against him we also have record several other complaints.
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'''Court Documents against John Albrecht Jr. from a female victim.'''
The editor at [http://www.examiner.com/paranormal-140-in-akron/john-albrecht-jr John Albrecht Jr. at Examiner.com] and [http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/pages/173/984/bio.html John Albrecht Jr. at Beforeitnews.com] is currently awaiting prosecution for Harassment, posting peoples public addresses in their journalism, handing on sources phone numbers to telemarketers and even accusing this victim of killing Evan Jensen or known as Krusty the perverse clown. We have managed to get a copy of these court documents which further prove that John Albrecht Jr. and Evan Jensen act like brothers or maybe they are butt fucking one another.
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File:CourtdocumentsJohnAlbrecht0.jpg|The harassment order against John
File:CourtdocumentsJohnAlbrecht1.jpg|Giving out phone numbers, mothers home address and even exaggerated stories.
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The real truth is that John is part of Evan as much as Evan is part of John. Both are criminals in the justice system and both write bullshit about other people. When Evan cannot fend of the Ed's or women he victimizing he uses Johnny boy to use the [http://www.examiner.com Examiner.com] and [http://www.beforeitnews.com Beforeitnews.com] to abuse his power over others. Hence giving out sources home addresses, pranking them, using the sources identities, stalking and giving out phone numbers to telemarketers. The real truth is John gave out a woman's home address with children therefore he is a threat to society and a risk. Please say hi to the Examiner and Beforeitnews from us all by clicking the links and reporting his outlandish 3rd party journalism.
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This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone elses kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at [http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=50.0 The Real Leslie Shelton]
This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone else's kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at [http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=50.0 The Real Leslie Shelton]


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File:Steven.jpg|Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
File:Steven.jpg|Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
File:Lesliegoesinsane.jpg|Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.  
File:Lesliegoesinsane.jpg|Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.  
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==Is This The Perverse Clowns IP & Email Address==
[[File:StrangeIPMilwauki.jpg|thumb|center|500px]]
This strange IP address '''71.193.166.129''' from Comcast Cable derives from Milwaukee Oregon has been spamming, threatening and showing up very often. If you see this IP near Harrison St please be careful ladies here is the results above from an IP trace. That sure seems to be very close to those Spring Creek Apartments doesn't Krusty live near there off of Harrison Street? Public information courtesy of the bone Krew LULZ you can email him anytime tell him how you feel watch him go insane its hilarious at: '''[email protected]
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==Victim Of Viruses and Hacks==
Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hacked which sends our viruses to all there users who click on it. Although we have our doubts that Evan did not do this himself to get back at the Ed's for visiting his pages Krusty has made numerous claims that his show and facebooks have been hacked multiple times. If he was truly hacked don't you agree that all his facebooks below would be gone. The king claims that "He owns facebook and that nobody can take him down" then he wonders why his pages have no visitors or loyal followers. The bureau created by Evan Jensen is a page dedicated to exposing frauds, thieves and frauds within the paranormal. However Krusty the dirty ass fuck is the biggest fraud in the paranormal you come to your own conclusions with further upcoming LULZ.
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File:Evanhacked01.jpg|Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
File:Evanhacked02.jpg|Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
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==The Victims Speak Out & Public Outrage==
Want to know what the victims say about Evan and his camp? This is a new section allowing others to speak out so give us a few days and will continue to add evidence to show you how many people this ass clown has pissed off. Many business owners, paranormal groups and other radio shows want to be compensated for all the damage Evan Jensen has done to others. That includes using his radio show to defame other paranormal groups and having John Albrecht Jr write libelous journalism to try to degrade others for Krusty's own personal gains. This one is going to hurt and with great pride we are very sorry for those that been burned by Evan's Spring Creek Demon Busters and Beyond The Edge Of Reality!
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File:Evansscam.jpg|This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
File:Evanvictimizes2more.jpg|Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.
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File:Hacksawjimmy.jpg|Whose body did you chop up?
File:Hacksawjimmy.jpg|Whose body did you chop up?
File:Childmolesterlie.jpg|This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
File:Childmolesterlie.jpg|This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
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File:Postshows.jpg|Was on a facebook show? HUH
File:AssistUFOs.jpg|If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
File:Mission.jpg|Also Plays GOD.
File:PsychicEvanEmily.jpg|I am your hero.
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File:Spelling1.jpg|He will come in your home.
File:Spelling5.jpg|No Science ALL guess work.
File:Spelling6.jpg|What footage where is the proof?
File:Spelling7.jpg|The case where Elmo came alive!
File:Spelling8.jpg|He will help threaten and kidnap you!
File:Baptism.jpg|Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
File:EvanVSMonks.jpg|Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!
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Image:Records2.jpg|records2.jpg|More worst driving
Image:Records2.jpg|records2.jpg|More worst driving
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
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Image:Annettebeingbullied.jpg|Intimidating Annette to back away
Image:0morebullyingevan1.jpg|Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
Image:Annettebeingbullied1.jpg|Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
Image:Evanrantingbullshit.jpg|Delusional and Paranoia
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Image:Petition.jpg|Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
Image:AttackingJill.jpg|Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
Image:BigtalkEvan.jpg|Brett calls Evan out for lying
Image:Evancallsbrettfaggot.jpg|Evans remark everything is PSP
Image:Darrenwood2.jpg|Bullying Darren
Image:Darrenwood1.jpg|Calling him scumbag
Image:Defamationofhawkscancer.jpg|Knocking man dying of cancer
Image:Evancreatesfakedatingprofile1.jpg|Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
Image:Demands1.jpg|Evan is watching YOU
Image:Demands2.jpg|Do what I say or get destroyed
Image:Evanbigtalker.jpg|Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
Image:0Postingaddresses.jpg|Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
Image:ExaminercommentEvan1.jpg|Felony clown bullshit
Image:Morebullying.jpg|He really is referring to himself
Image:Morebullying1.jpg|More stalkerish behavior
Image:Morebullying2.jpg|Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
Image:Palsystrikesagain.jpg|At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
Image:Psychicthiefpost.jpg|Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
Image:Rapebully.jpg|Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
Image:Ringer.jpg|Ringer.jpg|This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
Image:Smallguytoughtalk.jpg|Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
Image:Smallguytoughtalk1.jpg|Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
Image:Smallguytoughtalk3.jpg|His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
Image:Smallguytoughtalk4.jpg|Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
Image:Smallguytoughtalk5.jpg|More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
Image:0Darksideradiopost.jpg|Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
Image:0Evanandlaw.jpg|Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU
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File:Darren1evan.jpg|Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
File:Darren2Evan2.jpg|Evan declares war!
File:DavegoldandEvan.jpg|When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
File:Evanandshawn.jpg|Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
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File:Evanandtracy.jpg|He threatened this poor lady and her family!
File:Evanandval.jpg|Harassment straight up! 
File:Evanstalksfortwoyears.jpg|This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
File:EvanandtheFBI.jpg
File:EvanandtheFBIstatement.jpg
File:Evanattacksdramatica.jpg
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File:TaraandEvan.jpg|We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
File:LeslieandEvan.jpg|Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
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File:Befriendingafriend.jpg|She discusses him he tries to add her!
File:BarrytoEvan.jpg|Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
File:LeeannandEvan.jpg
File:Evanhacked01.jpg|Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
File:Evanhacked02.jpg|Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
File:Evansscam.jpg|This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
File:Evanvictimizes2more.jpg|Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.
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*[[Religion]]
*[[Religion]]
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[Angelofthynight]]- The guy who wrote what remains of this article. Check out the [[Talk:Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown|talk page]] to read his tears.


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Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others

Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown, Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of Beyond The Edge Of Reality at Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio and host and owner of SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.


Evan Gets Terminated From Super Unknown

At one time when Evan began as what he calls a paranormal investigator, he belonged to a group called Super Unknown. The real truth Krusty does not want you to know is they barred him from the team because he is much of a douche online and he is offline. This is the statement they posted in return about Evan no longer being with them anymore. His name of the group is on the banner at the conference. Now, after dealing with him first hand, he is not even a part of there camp. You have to ask yourselves why has he gone through 7 Co Host, two paranormal teams and lost over 300 friends over his moronic behaviors.

  • Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
    Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
  • He is not with them anymore!
    He is not with them anymore!
  • Falling Out!
    Falling Out!
Evan trolls Angelofthynight

Claims by this drunken clown

  • Claims that he is working for the FEDS, so if you read this article expect to be visited by them. Or not.
  • Claims that he was ordained by the Catholic church, but as Evan is very open about his pedophilia the church rejected him.
  • Claims that he was in the navy seals. He might have been inside a seal and a navy, but not at the same time.
  • The Power of Evan compels YOU
    The Power of Evan compels YOU
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  • Look at my cross I do no wrong
    Look at my cross I do no wrong

Krusty On Youtube

Evan goes INSANE on Paranormal World Radio cannot shut his dick sucker!

Christina George EXPOSES Evan with LIVE callers who expose the clown!

Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!

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Evans Inbred Friends

Evan's two main supporters are a 3rd party editor for the examiner who runs a ghosthunting group but claims he does not believe in ghost by the name of John Albrecht Jr who writes libelous articles to benefit in his quest to become king of the paranormal. You can view John's cheaply made template of a site at John Albrecht Jr. and visit his libelous articles where he was almost fired from at the examiner at John Boy At The Examiner.

In addition to John Boy we almost have a washed up drunk who goes by the name Judi Giramonti who runs a ghosthunting group called Ghost Images on a cheap tripod page that collects money for her booze habit. Judith has had warrants where she hides on a ranch with horses that appear to look very thin and neglected perhaps she hides from the truth that she is a internetz troll. Ghost Images can be found at Ghost Images Paranormal beware of all the annoying popups. You can also view Judiths facebook at Judi Swamp Donkey below you will also find extensive criminal records including a mug shot which appear to be Evan's inbred partners in crime everything from burglary to illegal weapon felony charges.

We also have two other supporters of this clown first one being Darlene Watts owner of Haunted Ispeming at Haunted Ishpeming who is one mouthy bitch on FB at Darlene Watts On Facebook.



  • John Albrecht Jr Mug Shot
    John Albrecht Jr Mug Shot
  • John Albrecht Jr Looking Snazzy
    John Albrecht Jr Looking Snazzy
  • Johns full criminal extensive record
    Johns full criminal extensive record
  • John's Incarceration Part 1
    John's Incarceration Part 1
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  • John's Incarceration Part 2
    John's Incarceration Part 2
  • John never lies
    John never lies
  • Evan's Swamp Donkey
    Evan's Swamp Donkey
  • Judith's Long Criminal Career
    Judith's Long Criminal Career
  • Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
    Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
  • Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
    Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
  • Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan
    Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan

Ladies beware this man could be the Phoenix stalker John Albrecht Jr. is a menace a third party editor that will do anything for the Examiner.com and Beforeitnews.com to get that story even if it means stealing identities, creating sock puppet accounts, writing libelous stories for this clown Evan Jensen. Say goodbye your career for the examiner its over LULZ like any of us give a fuck about you. Stalk and scare women because your inbred sick ass chose to align yourself with a clown you came out of the wood work.

If that does not give you chills this is the news article that you can use to compare to how dangerous John Albrecht Jr. and Evan Jensen truly are to a society in general.

"Cuyahoga Falls man sentenced to 4 years in prison after spending 2 years on the run"

Evan & Leslie Threaten With Insane Threatening Emails

On Augusts 18th the ass clown finally responds in an email throwing in that these emails are being watched by the federal government. Come on man don't you think the NSA or FBI has better things to do then listen to a felon kidnapper be called an ass clown. This is America we can call you Pigfat if we wanted too! The letter then goes from weird to strange with talks of an officer Brady then threatening how he is watching and how the person in the email is going to jail for impersonation WTF impersonation? So if I show up to your door telling you to kiss my ass you can have me thrown in jail. If you had any clue at all you would realize you do not know your laws well. You post addresses of women online at least nobody on dramatic or elsewhere posted what apartment you live at. Evan cannot even conform a sentence let alone speak intellectually so we do believe maybe the sweet nectar has eaten away at his little monkey brains

  • Federal Threats and Officer Brady
    Federal Threats and Officer Brady
  • Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
    Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
  • Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!
    Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!

This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone else's kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at The Real Leslie Shelton

  • Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
    Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
  • Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.
    Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.

The Evan Jensen Gallery

  • Spring Creek Apartments
    Spring Creek Apartments
  • Creeper Van
    Creeper Van
  • Romancing Those Children
    Romancing Those Children
  • His Apartment
    His Apartment
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  • Outside of his Apt.
    Outside of his Apt.
  • Bald & Toothless
    Bald & Toothless
  • Creepy Nerd
    Creepy Nerd
  • Dressed for court
    Dressed for court
  • Short as an oompa loompa
    Short as an oompa loompa
  • Another Apt self shot
    Another Apt self shot
  • Grandma Arms
    Grandma Arms
  • Attention
    Attention
  • Looking for victims by the River
    Looking for victims by the River
  • He says he does not drink nice martini
    He says he does not drink nice martini
  • How drunk were you?
    How drunk were you?
  • Whose body did you chop up?
    Whose body did you chop up?
  • This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
    This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
Demon Shitters About missing Pics
  • Was on a facebook show? HUH
    Was on a facebook show? HUH
  • If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
    If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
  • Also Plays GOD.
    Also Plays GOD.
  • I am your hero.
    I am your hero.
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  • He will come in your home.
    He will come in your home.
  • No Science ALL guess work.
    No Science ALL guess work.
  • What footage where is the proof?
    What footage where is the proof?
  • The case where Elmo came alive!
    The case where Elmo came alive!
  • He will help threaten and kidnap you!
    He will help threaten and kidnap you!
  • Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
    Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
  • Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!
    Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!



Evan's Criminal Records About missing Pics
  • Felony Attempted Kidnapping
    Felony Attempted Kidnapping
  • Kidnapping court records
    Kidnapping court records
  • Second half of Kidnapping court records
    Second half of Kidnapping court records
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  • Worlds Worst Driver
    Worlds Worst Driver
  • More worst driving
    More worst driving
  • Full criminal record
    Full criminal record
  • Intimidating Annette to back away
    Intimidating Annette to back away
  • Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
    Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
  • Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
    Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
  • Delusional and Paranoia
    Delusional and Paranoia
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  • Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
    Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
  • Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
    Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
  • Brett calls Evan out for lying
    Brett calls Evan out for lying
  • Evans remark everything is PSP
    Evans remark everything is PSP
  • Bullying Darren
    Bullying Darren
  • Calling him scumbag
    Calling him scumbag
  • Knocking man dying of cancer
    Knocking man dying of cancer
  • Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
    Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
  • Evan is watching YOU
    Evan is watching YOU
  • Do what I say or get destroyed
    Do what I say or get destroyed
  • Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
    Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
  • Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
    Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
  • Full criminal record
    Full criminal record
  • Felony clown bullshit
    Felony clown bullshit
  • He really is referring to himself
    He really is referring to himself
  • More stalkerish behavior
    More stalkerish behavior
  • Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
    Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
  • At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
    At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
  • Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
    Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
  • Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
    Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
  • This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
    This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
  • Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
    Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
  • Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
    Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
  • His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
    His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
  • Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
    Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
  • More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
    More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
  • Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
    Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
  • Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU
    Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU


Butthurt Ranting About missing Pics
  • Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
    Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
  • Evan declares war!
    Evan declares war!
  • When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
    When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
  • Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
    Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
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  • He threatened this poor lady and her family!
    He threatened this poor lady and her family!
  • Harassment straight up!
    Harassment straight up!
  • This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
    This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
General faggotry About missing Pics
  • We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
    We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
  • Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
    Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
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  • She discusses him he tries to add her!
    She discusses him he tries to add her!
  • Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
    Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
  • Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
    Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
  • Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
    Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
  • This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
    This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
  • Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.
    Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.

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External links

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