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"Why do I have only one troll?!?!?!?!"

Shemoku is a fursuiter, failed anti troll, and general all around fuckwad. Best known for deliberatly bringing attention to himself in the face of Anonymous and announcing he has trolled the internet hate machine itself, Shemoku has been but one of the many who have fought nobly and fell swiftly against the injustice of fursecution.

Shemoku however was clever twist to the standard "Scream at internet" variety of furry crusaders. Preferring an ingenious method of reverse psychology, Shemoku came up with a plan. If he told the trolls that, should they troll him, they'd only be making him the troll, thus brilliantly turning the tides against his fur-hating aggressors, he'd have an easy win over his would-be antagonists. Why, he couldn't be trolled under this logic!

With his confidence at an all time high, Shemoku set off the single handedly win the Furry War, boyo.

Shemokus Humble Beginnings

This is totally not a sockpuppet account. Nope.

Shemoku, like many furfags, saw the 2007 furry war as a terrible tragedy committed against his people without rhyme or reason, and something to be avenged immediately. Also like many furries, he saw this as a great opportunity to score some furry notoriety by joining up the hordes of anti-troll movements springing up. After the massive success that the longstanding tactic of "scream at trolls, hope they go away", Shemoku decided to get funny. Coming to the brilliant idea to fight fire with fire, Shemoku reasoned that the best way to make the trolls leave was to troll the trolls right back, claiming to any and all oppressors that they were there because Shemoku wanted them there. Clearly under the impression the trolls wouldn't be able to comprehend the irony of being counter-trolled and thus would flee from YouTube, Shemoku set off to fight the trolls with his arsenal of "I know you are but what am I?" and "You are my puppet!" to slay Anon.

As fate would have it, Shemokus retarded plan didn't work. Rather than take the indignity of being mocked for his failure, Shemoku went and made a second account to troll himself with. After writing "yiff in hell" a few times on his own wall using his alt, Shemoku then slapped furry art on it, and told everyone that he had converted the troll to the furry side through his brilliant art of troll-trolling. Then the unbeatable team of Shemoku and not-Shemoku set off to alert to furry masses of his wonderful triumph.

Unfortunately for Shemoku, he decided to do this just as the Wolfee Darkfang Beastforum/personal army debacle was in full swing, and thus nobody was paying attention to him and his stupid sockpuppet bullshit. He decided to befriend Darkfang briefly, but eventually slunk back to obscurity, avoiding a swift and brutal doxing usually reserved for people of such immense faggotry. Shemoku would take great advantage of this rare leniency and never attempt something so fucking stupid again.

Shemoku Does Something That Fucking Stupid Again

"Man, all the furs are going to think I'm so cool..."

In 2010, well after the furry war, Shemoku decided he wanted the attention that alluded him so much years prior and set off to do the exact same thing. Bouncing from profile to profile on YouTube, Shemoku encouraged trolls to come play his game, assuring them that he was the puppetmaster and they could never defeat him with such lame trolling attempts. With a hearty chuckle of "Tee hee, this is fun! I have fun when you try to troll me!", Sehmoku taunted trolls to try their worst, confident his luck from his previous experiences would protect him again.

However, as it was now long since the furry war and there was no longer some dumbfuck setting out to become President of Furries, trolls now had nothing to distract them from Shemoku and his faggot shit.

Powerword? What's That?

Despite being such a seasoned and invincible troll troller, Shemoku had not learned the fine art of not using your real name and location on every profile you frequent; especially on your faggot furry shit that you're also using to deliberatly fuck with internet trolls. For all his mighty troll pwnage, poor Shemoku left his full birthname and location all over every account he went, apparently so deluded in his troll-smashing fantasies that he didn't think putting such information readily available for anyone to find would result in any serious consequences. After a brief glance at his WikiFur article, it was discovered that Shemoku was irl Blane Chilcott. With this in mind, trolls set out for dox.

Which took all of 4 seconds, since the very first Google search result brought up the MySpace page of "greatestfursuiter". With the MySpace itself not being private. And having tons of pictures of himself. In a fursuit. And with "I troll trolls!" written all over the profile. And with his real name and location on said profile. And with his family members having equally informative MySpace pages eliminating any chance of doubt over whether or not the information was legit.

Yes, either Shemokus entire family are the troll annihilating invincible Kings of the Internet he is, and that this is all one elaborate counter trolling that will go down in history as one of the greatest examples of trolling the trolls ever in history, or Shemoku is in all actuality just an enormous fucking retard.