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| [[Image:Ukoad1.jpg|thumb|130px|Turks are such snappy dressers.]] | | #REDIRECT [[IKissYou.org]] |
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| A [[retarded]] website, once found at [http://web.archive.org/web/20120501102353/http://www.ikissyou.org/ '''ikissyou.org'''], created by '''Mahir Çağrı''', a [[pervert|horny]] [[old]] [[Turkey|Turkish]] guy with a Jew. Mahir became one of the first [[internet celebrity|internet celebrities]] in 1999 when the world found his shitty [[Web 1.0]] website which proclaimed "WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE! I KISS YOU!", launching the phrase into [[meme]] status. [[Some argue|Some people]] say that Mahir marks the beginning of the [[Internet]] tradition of rewarding [[fail]]ure, but [[you|they]] are [[wrong]]. After a certain amount of public exposure, Mahir tried to blame the sexy parts of his website on a hacker, but this is obviously a [[lie]].
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| {{quote|Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate .....
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| [[Rape|She can stay my home]] ........|Mahir Çağrı}}
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| ==Things Mahir Çağrı likes==
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| [[Image:Mahir cagri accordian.jpg|thumb|left|]]
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| *[[Gay|He like to kiss you]].
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| *He like [[rape|sex]].
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| *[[Engrish|He like sport like volayball and walk]].
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| *[[Borat|He like travel]].
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| *He like [[sex]].
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| *He like to be friendship from different country.
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| *He like music and can play many music enstrumans.
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| *He like [[cp|sex]].
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| *He like to take [[pix |foto-camera]] of [[Bestiality|amimals]], towns, and [[pornography|nice nude models]].
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| *He like to [[leet|learn other language]].
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| *Did I mention that he like [[sex]]?
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| ==Borat==
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| [[Image:Ukoad3.jpg|thumb|Mahir v Borat : Mahir favored 6:5]]
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| For Mahir, his legacy lives on in Sacha Baron Cohen's "[[Borat]]" character, who bears more than a passing resemblance to the Turk. Mahir has threatened to sue Borat's ass for [[plagiarism]], but so far he has been [[loser|unable to find a lawyer.]][http://celebs.electronicnewsnetwork.com/sacha-cohen/]
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| Mahir has long contended that [[Sacha Baron Cohen]]'s character Borat is based on him and his website. Unfortunatly, Borat's prototype "Kristo" had been aired on TV more than once before Mahir's site went live in 1999. This is another obvious case of an [[Arab]] being jealous of a Jew. He gave a bunch of angsty interviews and asked WIRED for help getting a lawyer, but is still waiting for an apology or some monies.
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| ==Around the web==
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| ===Typical correspondence===
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| Hi,
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| Is your name Mahir? I love your Web site, and I kiss you back!!!
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| Here is my photo, I like reading, travel, and sports.
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| You are a fine looking man! Where do you live! Write back!
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| Don't you love the Internet? I like it very much because it lets me meet
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| people all over the world! Like you!
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| Bye,
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| Tracy
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| [[Image:Mahir cagri.jpg|thumb|You're gonna get raped]]
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| Hi*
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| Thanks for your email and picture* I live Turkey-izmir
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| izmir nice town-4 million near the sea
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| I invite you my home--
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| My home-your home
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| I belive we could be good friend*
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| Where are you live*
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| write me about you*
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| I wait you----
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| Kissessssssssssss and Hugsssssssss
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| == Gallery ==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Canada team.jpg|Canadians fans. Of course.
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| Image:Ukoad5.jpg|On the bitch.
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| Image:Kissyou team.jpg|Moar [[fandom]].
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| Image:Closeau-Mahir.JPG|[[A challenger appears]]!
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: #229977;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>9XHwKYsg0yU</youtube>|<<youtube>XUiOh_lsAEQ</youtube>|<youtube>t77-LpSRbBQ</youtube>|<youtube>6ETjwBOkXoo</youtube>}}</center>
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/play.html?pg=4 I sue you!]
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| *[http://www.gettingit.com/article/293 The power of Turkish losers]
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| *[http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/ Mirror site]
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| {{islam}}
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| {{oldweb}}
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