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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}}
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On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France'''.
On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France'''.
== The attack ==
== The attack ==
Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''' (Nicknammed), famous locally in the city of [[Senile|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander and closest friend kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for his revenge plan.
Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as Louis Michel Rieul-Billon (nicknamed Watchmaker Billon), famous locally in the city of [[Senile|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander and closest friend kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for his revenge plan.


On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], [[Epic Win|the blast affected 66 other random houses]].
On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], [[Epic Win|the blast affected 66 other random houses]].
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*'''Primary''': Tulle musket
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== Graded score ==
== Graded score ==
{{GradedScore|26||12|Could've got a much higher score.|24|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly buried down by the French Revolution.|20||85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}
{{GradedScore|26||12|Could've got a much higher score.|24|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly buried down by the French Revolution.|20||85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}

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Painting depicting the attack.
Louis Michel Rieul Billon
Born September 7, 1750
Died December 13, 1789 (Aged 39)
Nationality Français  
Highscore 26 Killed, 41 Injured
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Bomberman, Singleplayer
An hero? No, lynched by mob.

On December 13, 1789, 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then Kingdom of France.

The attack

Our main player, 39-year-old Louis Michel Rieul Billon, also known as Louis Michel Rieul-Billon (nicknamed Watchmaker Billon), famous locally in the city of Senils for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander and closest friend kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons for his revenge plan.

On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside, but later the guards rushed inside, trying to end this madness, but they then realized something... a box of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he wanted to end the show by blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie, the blast affected 66 other random houses.

Shortly after this master move, he was arrested but was brutally beated to death by an angry mob before he could be imprisoned and be eternally raped by the french version of bubba.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Tulle musket
  • A simple musket, used by the french and americunt army.
  • Secondary: Powder
  • Used to make his house go b00m.

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 26/20 '
Accuracy: 12/20 Could've got a much higher score.
Style: 24/20 Pretty original for the time.
Butthurt: 3/20 Was sadly buried down by the French Revolution.
Bonus: 20/20 '
Total Score: 85/100 (A+)
Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore
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Wanted Level:

National Guard

See also

  • France - Where shit went down.

External links

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