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| [[File:Mi vida bajo el puente jerry.png|thumb|Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a [[Unrealistic expectations|red-haired, muscled and white dude]].]]
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| '''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' or '''Jerry''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|08|01}}]]-years-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]]. [[attention whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].
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| Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.
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| As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the [[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".
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| However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to gather for himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''[[Troll Shielding|humiliating him]]''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[PlutonicClown|other retards]]). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.
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| =="Professional" career==
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| Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in caring of [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".
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| However, his [[poverty|salary]] leaves a lot to be desired:
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| [[File:Jerrysalary1.png|550px|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $729 dollars per month at worst.]]
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| Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s talking about random nobodies from the internet, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "[[Loser|successful person]]" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.
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| He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.
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| In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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| Doctorcandelas1.png|[[Sarcasm|A very young]]
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| Doctorcandelas2.png|[[Irony|and handsome]]
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| Doctorcandelas3.png|[[No|doctor indeed.]]
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| =="Content"==
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| [[File:Jerry obsessed with doomentio.png|center|780px]]
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| Originally, he started as another generic [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|cartoon and anime reviewer]], but he was very irrelevant and his content didn't really catch-up.
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| After his feud with Doomentio began (which will be discussed below), he decided to dedicate his entire channel just to Doomentio and his friends, since he realized that [[Retard|most of people]] only cared about that and not his other attempts at "[[Nobody cares|original content]]".
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| This led Jerry to become a [[drama whore]] who only made [[video]]s (and later [[streaming|streams]]) discussing any stupid possible thing related to Doomentio, even though this sort of content quickly became [[Forced Meme|very repetitive and boring]], he wouldn't stop, just for the sake of gaining [[Attention Whore|attention, money and views]]. This is the actual reason of why Jerry is mainly known online, only for Doomentio-related drama and called as the "''Doomentio guy''".
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| His streams are [[boring]] as fuck and very [[awkward]], full of [[unfunny]] jokes, Jerry taking too long to explain something that could be explained in a few seconds, going too long to read the chat, and also being filled with notification [[spam]] from donors. Jerry's attitude is very [[annoying]] by itself.
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| It is quite surprising the fact that his [[autism|fanboys]] like to consume his shitty attempt at "content" and even donate him [[scam|money]] during his boring streams.
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| After more people started questioning Jerry and labeling him as [[Truth|an obsessed with Doomentio]], he started to say that he would [[Lie|"change his content" and leave the doomverse behind]], but it has been made pretty clear that [[FAIL|any further attempts to upload unrelated videos to Doomentio or the doomverse in general]] for Jerry has failed since he doesn't get as many views or attention as when he talks about him.
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| ==Obsession with Doomentio==
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| ==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
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| [[File:Jerry fidel castro.png|thumb|Jerry lamenting the death of a dictator who ruined Cuba and caused the misery of millions.]]
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| Jerry has a habit of [[Lying|making up]] anecdotes to impress his ([[13-year-old boys|already impressionable]]) audience.
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| One of his most well-known lies would be when he made-up that he was [[Fidel Castro]]'s "best friend" when he was studying on Cuba.
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| This even led him to invent that [[Fanfiction|he somehow ended up sleeping drunk in Fidel Castro's garden]], a place that became inaccessible even to the [[CIA]] during the [[Cold War]].
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| Although a story like this seems implausible enough, to his retarded audience his mere words were proof enough that it was real.
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| However, his most famous and pathetic lie would be when he invented that he would open his own clinic, shortly after [[Lol Wut|it was discovered that the photo in question actually belonged to a retirement home for the elderly, owned by the Mexican government, where Jerry worked]].
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| [[File:Jerry making up he has a clinic.png|thumb|center|750px|center|[[Pwned|Jerry's "future" clinic vs Retirement home for the elderly in Zacatecas, property of the Mexican government]].]]
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| He also stated frequently that he "[[Fat|went to the gym]]" , even publishing [[alleged]] photographs of himself where it could seen a person with a quite marked body. However, when he was [[Doxxing|doxxed]], his true appearance was revealed and it was noted that he did not look anything like the person in the photos, which has led many to think that [[Pathetic|he probably stole someone else's photos and passed it off as his own]] just to get some praise from his autistic followers.
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| [[File:Jerry fake photo.png|thumb|center|How he said he looked like.]]
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| [[File:Jerry true photo.png|thumb|center|How he really looks like...]]
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| ===His avatar===
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| [[File:Jerry thinks himself of a chad.png|thumb|170px|left|Jerry portraying himself as a "[[No|chad]]".]]
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| [[File:Jerry chad.png|thumb|170px|[[Doing It Wrong]].]]
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| He created an avatar for himself consisting of a [[Unrealistic expectations|muscular, white-skinned, red-haired man wearing sunglasses and a suit]]. On his streams he uses a [[Vtubers|Vtuber]] model of this avatar.
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| Of course, this is just one example of Jerry's [[hypocrisy]] and personal insecurities.
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| He created an idealized version of himself, which obviously represents how he wants to look [[IRL]] (he actually looks like a [[Beaner|brown]] [[chud]]) but mocks and calls out Doomentio and his friends when they do the same type of [[bullshit]].
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| ===Collaboration with Noid D Reiss===
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| ===Fantagoria===
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| ==His fanbase==
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| ===Doomposting===
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| ==Friends==
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| He originally had other youtube cartoon reviewers as his friends and made livestreams together with them that were known as "'''La noche de los reviewers'''" (''The night of the reviewers''), however, when his obsession with Doomentio began, he alienated himself from these people.
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| These are his current "[[Idk|friends]]":
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| *'''[[Coward|Ocio]]''':
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| *'''[[Tough Guy|Ruinaversal]]''':
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| ===Bachatota===
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| [[File:Bachatota.png|thumb|160px|Photo shared by herself (just look at those portraits from behind).]]
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| '''Bachatota''' is Jerry's [[Slave|personal artist]], she is an [[Argentina|argentinian]] <s>[[tranny]]</s> [[artist]] mainly known for making drawings for Jerry, most of them are [[degenerate]] and [[yaoi]]-style drawings where he for some reason is depicted in [[Gay sex|sexual situations]] along other doomverse characters such as Doomentio, Oveja, Kalcifer Vallarta and Ken L Wright.
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| Despite Jerry's audience being full of minors, nobody bats an eye when Bachatota or other doomposters artists make that kind of content, Jerry even seems to approve it.
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| [[File:Bachatota cringe.png|thumb|150px|left|Why would you have that in your room?]]
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| She has a strange obsession with Jerry, treating him like some kind of [[cult]] leader, having an actual plush of Jerry's avatar (probably crafted by her) and constantly making drawings for him without Jerry even paying her.
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| More recently, she attempted to follow her master's footsteps and uploaded a [[Taking the Internet Seriously|7 hour-long]] video A-Logging another degenerate artist known as '''Loulouvz''' (creator of [[Furfag|Spaicy Project]]), with the intent of converting Loulouvz into "[[Forced meme|another lolcow just like Doomentio]]".
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| Of course her attempt quickly failed since nobody really wanted to waste their time watching a 7 hour-long video plagiarizing [[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] and she learned the leason about why [[troll shielding]] was bad since, just a few days after the video was released, people started digging into Bachatota's past and discovered many lulzy details about her:
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| File:Bachatota scat lolicon.png|This tweet is quite [[Scat|self]]-[[Lolicon|explanatory]].
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| File:Bachatota incitting to suicide.png|Bachatota harassing people on facebook and inciting them to [[an hero|commit suicide]].
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| File:Bachatotapedofriend.png|Bachatota having a [[pedo]] friend who white-knighted for her.
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| File:Bachatota stealing.png|She [[stealing]] from conventions and admitting herself to it.
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| After all this [[shitstorm]] happened, Jerry tried to do [[damage control]] defending his "friend" by saying that the person exposing Bachatota was a fan of Doomentio without any proof or evidence, which led to his doomposter followers trying to doxx this user (despite being underage). To this day Jerry still hasn't provided any evidence to support this claim.
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| Funnily enough, if Bachatota was on Doom's side, Jerry would probably have dedicated her a lot of livestreams and videos.
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| ==Social Media==
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| *{{yt|cu|@eljerryenvivo|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Youtube channel, currently dedicated to only uploading clips of his streams.
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| *{{twitter|ElJerryReviewer}} - Twitter account.
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| *{{twitch|eljerryenvivo}} - Twitch channel where he tends to do his shitty streams.
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| * {{fb|mividabajoelpuente|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Abandoned Facebook page.
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{kf|86296|Doomposting Kiwifarms thread, now mainly focused on Jerry}}
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| *{{fb|274464718835492|Doomposting: The Final Casquery}} - This group is filled with fanboys of Jerry, if you try to criticize him even a little you get insta-banned
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