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| [[File:Mi vida bajo el puente jerry.png|thumb|Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a [[Unrealistic expectations|red-haired, muscled, white dude]].]]
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| '''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' or '''Jerry''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|08|01}}]]-years-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].
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| Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.
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| As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the
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| "[[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".
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| However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to get himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''humiliating him''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[PlutonicClown|other retards]]). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.
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| =="Professional" career==
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| Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".
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| However, his salary leaves a lot to be desired:
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| [[File:Jerry salary.png|thumb|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $776 dollars at worst.]]
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| Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s about random nobodies, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "successful person" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.
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| He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.
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| In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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| =="Content"==
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| ==Obsession with Doomentio==
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| ==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
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| ==His fanbase==
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| ===Doomposting===
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| ==Friends==
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| *Ocio
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| *Ruinaversal
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| ===Bachatota===
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| ==Social Media==
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| ==External Links==
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